A poem about my first sex encounter with Jon, January 2002
Trivial pursuit
I never remembered that fucking baseball player's name
Even though he had answered the question in the game right before it
I'm so stupid
I pulled the blanket over my head
And he pulled it off and kissed me
Then he fingered me on the futon in the basement
And I was like, "um, okay."
We drove in my mom's minivan to Wegmans
Condoms on shopper's club this week- 50 cents off.
I sat in the parking lot picking at my pubes while he
Frantic
Cock stuffed into tight work pants
Ran through the aisles inside.
I waved to my sociology teacher in the parking lot
Who looked guilty with a plastic bag of his own.
Could he be having midnight rendevous too?
Grandma's sheets, dirty pube filled beds next to paintings done in childhood
In the mothball infested underground cavern of lust?
Perhaps.
His cock was really surprisingly big for his body.
He's really short and skinny but that schlong is huge!!!
I got scared.
He was going to rip me apart.
As he pushed in and out, grunting and groaning,
I thought of that fucking baseball player,
And if I'd remember his name next time.
-- emmmm (a_good_eg...) (webmail), June 25th, 2004 12:49 PM. (link)
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waldo, the parrot from hatebeak, died.
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the parrot movie is great, isn't it adam?
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