OH HOW CAN I GET RICH QUICK!!?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

I've just spent STUPID MONEY on a STUPID PURCHASE!

NEED AT LEAST £50 in compensation to last the month, but don't know how to go about it! eBay's a given but all my belongings (records and films) are worthless + it breaks my heart to get rid of them.

WHAT CAN I SELL THAT I MIGHT NOT HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT!? Or is there a way to make money outside of ebay?

― astrocock (adr), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

SPERM.
PLASMA.
DO YOU HAVE LONG HAIR? SELL IT TO A WIGMAKER.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

they got pawn shops over there?

― noizem duke (noize duke), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

SPERM/PLASMA - NICE ONE, BUT NOT SURE WHERE TO GO

HAIR - WAS LONG, CUT IT TODAY. TYPICAL (xpost)

Pawn shops yes, but not around here. Ace idea though!

― astrocock (adr), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

A timely thread!

I do research groups. Check craigslist.

Next week I am being paid $250 for my exxxxpert opinions on HIKING AND SPORTS EQUIPMENT!!!!!! =0

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

also: medical studies!

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

yes but one day...ONE day, I might want children and I'd like them to look normal and stuff.

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

do you suffer from depression? do you regularly drink alcohol? there are plenty of things around, I'm sure, that don't involve testing experimental medications (or otherwise jeopardize your junk.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

I'm not depressed, I don't think.

I like alcohol.

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Also I'm asthmatic which always seems to rule me out of drug testing and stuff like that.

and I'm allergic to everything

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE JOB
GET TWO JOB
GET THREE JOB

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

medical studies!

My friend Joe just got paid $1700 last week to be a test subject for a PLAGUE VACCINE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 April 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

What's that GET RICH QUICK scheme guy with the question marks on his jacket's name?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE JOB
GET TWO JOB
GET THREE JOB

Don't do this! I did this last year and got FUCKED OVER BY THE TAXMAN.

IN AMERICA IT ACTUALLY PAYS TO WORK LESS (except when you get paid in ca$$$h money)

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

GOT ONE JOB BUT NO FREE TIME TO GET TWO JOB!

PLAGUE VACCINE - WTF! Is it suspected there's one on the horizon?

― astrocock (adr), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

ONLY IF YOU MAKE LITTLE MONEYS (SCOTTISH XP)

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

ACTUALLY NO, DUDE

I made TOO MUCH MONEYS last year!

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

ACTUALLY NO, FOREIGNER

GO BACK TO YOUR HOMELAND, CHIMNEY SWEEP

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:05 (twenty years ago)

GO BACK TO YOUR HOMELAND...MIGRANT WORKER

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

KICK ONE "SOCCER" BALL

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

CRY ONE TEAR

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

CRY ME ONE RIVER

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

HAVE ONE LAST WORD

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

SAY ONE "DOUCHE"

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

ACT LIKE ONE HILARIOUS FOREIGNER

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

MAKE ONE BIG DEAL OUT OF ONE NOTHING IN PARTICULAR

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:10 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE MENTION ON ONE FUNNY THREAD

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

TAKE ONE THING LITERALLY

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

ONE WHATEVER

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

JUST ONE FUN

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Thursday, 7 April 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

GET ONE ROOM, LOVERBOYZ

― Miss JaXoN if You're Nasty (JasonD), Thursday, 7 April 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

BE ONE AMERICAN FINANCIAL CELEBRITIES

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 8 April 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

http://www.well-meaning.net/stor/airstar/midget.jpg

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

SO a guy at my work tells me he's broke because bank book's been cancelled and the new one hasn't come through. He expects it on or around Friday. I gave him £60 so that I can't spend anything till about Friday.

Today he turns around and says he'll pay me back £150 for helping him out. DO I ACCEPT THIS?

― astropatty (adr), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.