Wynona's Big Brown Beaver is the greatest song ever recorded. (AKA SONGS AARONHZ LIKES)

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besides "St. Alfonso's Pancake Breakfast/Father O'Blivion" and S.O.D.'s Milk.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

and King Crimson "The Great Deceiver"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

and Yes "Sound Chaser"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

This is the thread where we shout out the fucking pwnage.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

Ween "I Can't Put My Finger On It"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Tom Waits "Such A Scream"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

Pink Floyd "Astronomy Domine" (Ummagumma - Live)

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

Pere Ubu "The Modern Dance"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.afscme.org/images/atei2004.jpg

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Captain Beefheart "Pachuco Cadaver"
Prince "Gett Off"
Steely Dan "Bodhisattva"
Megadeth "Holy Wars...The Punishment Due"
Brian Eno "Blank Frank"
Peter Gabriel "Intruder"
Sun Ra "Rocket Number Nine Take Off For The Planet Venus"

your turn.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:36 (twenty years ago)

i think you pretty much killed this thread from the beginning.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:40 (twenty years ago)

Herbie Hancock "Rockit"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)

WE ARE NAMING SONGS THAT KICK MORE ASS THAN W'S BBB CUTTY

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

"Pudding Time" for instance.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

WE'VE GOT A NEW CONTENDER FOR THE "WORSE TASTE THAN TIM ELLISON" AWARD.

GOOD FOR YOU!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

songs that kick more ass than primus is too large of a field. we could go on until the apocalypse.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

WE'VE GOT A NEW CONTENDER FOR THE "WORSE TASTE THAN TIM ELLISON" AWARD.

YES! Tell me what good music is ddb, please. I am so lame.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

i hate to see what qualifies as worst songs

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

dont worry -- youll get lots of support for the perpetually lame steely dan around here. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

WHAT'S BETTER THAN PRIMUS?

GETTING CIRCUMSIZED WITH PINKING SHEARS BY AN EPILEPTIC.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

stick a fork in it. ddb has finished it off.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Electric Light Orchestra "Sweet Talkin' Woman"

jack your steely dan comment renders you laughable forever. you go to hell and you die.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Serge Gainsbourg "Chatterton"
France Gall "Poupee De Cire Poupee De Son"
ABBA "Lay All Your Love On Me"
Queen "Bohemian Rhapsody"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i hate to see what qualifies as worst songs
ANIMAL COLLECTIVE COMPLETE DISCOGRAPHY

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

Tell me some thing COOL to listen to, I wanna be COOL. I can't go on listening to music that is exciting to me, I need to start listening to music that will make me seem exciting to people who are COOL.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

System of a Down "Ddevil"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:02 (twenty years ago)

I can't go on listening to music that is exciting to me, I need to start listening to music that will make me seem exciting to people who are COOL.

well, if you are going to post a thread about it, yes.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

cutty please help me! you know what zappa does to your brane.

Mahavishnu Orchestra "Birds of Fire"

PHISH "THE DIVIDED SKY"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

SHAKE HANDS WITH BEEF

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

i don't think any ONE of your choices is inappropriate, standing on its own. however, i just think that, grouped together, they paint an unfortunate picture.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Deep Purple "Highway Star"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

sigh.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

i don't think any ONE of your choices is inappropriate, standing on its own. however, i just think that, grouped together, they paint an unfortunate picture.

that makes no fucking sense.

Leonard Cohen "The Future"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

makes perfect sense to me.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

HIGHWAY STAR is actually pretty good.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Television "Friction"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Sonic Youth "Tuff Gnarl"
Youssou N'Dour "Moor Ndaje"
Funkadelic "Who Says A Funk Band Can't Play Rock"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

What's with preferring the Ummagumma version of "Astronomy Domine" ???

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Johnny Cash "Cocaine Blues"
Beach Boys "Darlin"
Gershwin/Gershwin "They All Laughed"
John Cage/David Tudor "Indeterminacy"
Otis Rush "All Your Love (I Miss Loving)"
They Might Be Giants "Doctor Worm"
Otis Redding "Respect"
Pantera "Mouth For War"

It rocks harder, no hipster fetish singer.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

oh wait..
Syd Barrett "Dark Globe"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Don't hipster fetish me u fuk -- it's blander.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

AARON DO YOU SMOKE POT?...

IF YOU DO...YOU NEED TO QUIT.
IF YOU DONT...YOU SHOULD START.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

retitle thread to, "aaron falls on his spear".

dude, i like some awful music so i'm gonna just shut up.

i prefer earlier primus. can i use that hipster line with primus?
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

no, it's blonder. Gilmore is a towhead and syd is not.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:22 (twenty years ago)

I prefer ealry primus too! I just think that was a great single in a sea of cheesy later stuff.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

TOWHEAD?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

i was tempted to lock this thread three times already.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

i like some awful music so i'm gonna just shut up.

the question still stands what good music is if what you like to listen to is not.

"If it sounds GOOD to YOU, it's bitchen; and if it sounds BAD to YOU, it's shitty."

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Sonny Sharrock "Cinnamon Ghost"

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

do you guys get secret memos about what it's ok to say you like? I started this thread so we could all name our favorite tunes. It's not my fault you're all a bunch of fucking idiots.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

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TAKE ONE CHILL PILL. JUST BECAUSE I DONT LIKE STEELY DAN DOESNT MEAN THE WORLD HAS ENDED OR YOU SHOULDNT KEEP KEEPIN ON. IN REGARDS TO BEING AN ASSHOLE, I DONT BELIEVE I EVER ASKED YOU KILL YOURSELF. THANKS, PAL! YOU'RE A SWEETHEART AND A HALF. ALSO, ad hominem arguments are always so convincing. LOOK IN ONE MIRROR.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Anyone who thinks it's bad to hire a stunt musician to lay down a sick track is a goddamn moron. It's not like they're pretending they played all the parts like the Monkees or something. How the fuck do you listen to classical music jack?

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

And you're the one typing in all caps. I've been roffling at you this whole time. "Black Cow" is blasting on the boombox. So drink yours and get out of here, you soulless coward.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:40 (twenty years ago)

doubt we could even agree on what "punk" is. i suppose if you are viewing punk as some sort of social construction reacting against the perceived sterility of the 70s, then maybe they were inadvertantly reacting to Steely Dan's neutered muzak and the majority of disco and the associated hedonism/elitism(yes there is good disco -- the problem was that it was too easy to mass produce, opening the doors for a brief time to more dreck being produced than rock possible could during the same time

you honestly think that someone who would type this out thinking they're making some kind of point deserves to live?

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

It's music, you listen to it.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

AARON YOU ARE INSANE...I MEAN YOU'VE FUCKING LOST IT.

FAT MOUTH.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rockhousemethod.com/public_news/july21/Disco%20Sucks%2025%20years%20On_files/image001.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

mods, can you either lock this, ban aaron or merge it with the marklby thread? i think his comments have finally found an appropriate home.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:46 (twenty years ago)

Hahah, Gear rocks.

ddb what makes you think I ever had it? the buck stops here. no more pretending to agree with idiots.
you can't take it huh? there's been inflammatory shit directed at me on this board, and i sat and took it.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

Why does the noise board like to lock and delete threads containing arguments? I've been saving this after every post just in case.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:50 (twenty years ago)

DOOD, THERES BEEN INFLAMMATORY SHIT AIMED AT EVERYBODY. ALL FUN. AND THATS HOW THIS THREAD STARTED, BUT U ARE JUST BEING A DICK NOW.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

You've never been a dick, huh? I tried to start a nice thread, remember? I wanted to talk about cool songs and get recommendations and you guys thought it would be funny to rip on everything that means something to me.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:53 (twenty years ago)

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

jw doesnt lock the argument threads which are the best ones. its the other pussylipped mods.

"Black Cow" is blasting on the boombox.

[Peter Gunz]
New York to the heart, but got love for all
Lie and die in the fire, where I learned to ball
Uptown is the place where I lay my dome
On the streets of the Bronx where my fa-mi-ly roam
Hoe damn it, we home, Peter got a nine millimeter
Playa haters can feel the flame from my heater
I never really liked to play a fool like that
But I love to succeed and see foes fall flat...
... splat, like Deja Vu
And I got another clip that'll daze y'all crew
I sip Cristal, Dom P, Mo' with pist-al
Just cause I'm pissy, don't mean you should misdoubt
Keep em near da fifties and, hundreds all arranged
Anything less than that, you keep the change
Not filthy rich, but bitch I'm barely broke
Blessed with flows that keep you hooked like dope
Friends call me Gunz, sons call me trife
Cause I'm quick to slide off and slide this dick up in your wife
And that's life, you should learn how to treat her
I guarantee Peter, knows how to eat her
and beat her, niggaz in the Bronx call me Lex
cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex
and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex
And I wave techs on sets that be tryin to flex
Like Dex, nigga God rest your soul
But when you're playin cards for Gunz, it ain't time to fold, ho

Chorus: Peter Gunz, Lord Tariq (two parts)

[Peter Gunz]
New York niggaz got crazy game
But outta town niggaz is all the same
Brooklyn niggaz get crazy loot
That's because when it's beef they ain't scared to shoot
Harlem niggaz know how to play
Mack the 600, gettin crazy pay
Niggaz outta Queens got shit on lock
Strapped with the glock, runnin up in yo' spot

[Lord Tariq]
But if it wasn't for the Bronx
this rap shit probably never would be going on
so tell me where you from?
PG: Uptown baby, uptown baby
PG: We gets down baby, up for the crown baby
(repeat 2X)

[Lord Tariq]
Yo, the RM-80, is parked in the lot
Right next to the Mercedes, keep the heat cocked
For these blocks that are shady, you're crazy if you walk around
thinking shit's gravy; stop me? Maybe
I'm livin life lawless, makin big investments
on them 8-class flawless, and hoes call us
I'm comfortable like Ri-carro, two quarters of my life
walkin roads type narrow, deep thoughts which I abide by
Puffin high, got my mind's eye, points sharper
than an arrow gettin high, keep your eye on the sparrow
Riches like the pharoahe, bought a new five
with the snitches for these hoes, trunk full of ammo
Keep my toast closer than most niggaz keep they own shadow
and I strap for my foes like a saddle
I rock stones, other niggaz rock gravel
Talk shit? Whatever have you, I'm from Soundview
Bronx most wanted, front get confronted
Playa, we rollin deep in the one point five hundreds
Like Big I., red eyed, mad blunted
You step outside and get blooded have your whole block flooded
With the Bronx it's a warnin, stormin guns out
From, Dusk Til Dawn and it's on, no doubt
Keep a eye on yo' bitch when I'm roamin about
And put a eye on yo' lip nigga, watch yo' mouth
I'm from the Bronx, wipe yo' feet when you step in my house
cause youse a small-time nigga, bout a half an ounce now

Chorus

Outro: Lord Tariq, Peter Gunz

Uh, Peter Gunz like what
Uh, The Lord Tariq is like what
Uh, Soundview like what
Uh, one-seventy-fourth like what
Uh, Money Boss like what
Uh, The Gun Runners like what
Uh, and KNS like what
Uh, and Uptown like what

Shao-lin, play, play on
Strong Isle, play play on and a
Mt. Vern, play play on
And Yonkers, play play on and a
Puttin' it down for N.Y. ya know what I mean
N.Y. and world wide

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

NO DOOD, YOU STARTED A STUPID FUCKING THREAD AND YOU WERE CALLED OUT ON IT...AND THEN YOU CRIED LIKE A FUCKING GIRL WHEN PEOPLE DIDNT MESH WITH WITH YOUR SHIT TASTE.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

aaron, really, did you forget to take your meds today?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

hahaha ddb you are dead to me, don't bother addressing me again. have fun listening to cool shit.

go ahead and delete this you wimps, I'm saving it forever and ever. If you think a personal line was crossed without reason, get real. Fair is fair.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

cutty, I'm proving to myself that most of you people are totally not worth the trouble.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

SO FUCKING DON'T EVER POST HERE AGAIN. GET LOST CRACKER.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

HI GUYS

― AaronHz, Monday, 22 May 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

::blushing::

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 22 May 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

hmm...that wasn't me.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:14 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT!?

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:15 (nineteen years ago)

whoever just posted "HI GUYS" in my name is having a laff.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

i wonder what that's about

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

wait, that wasn't me

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

OH LOL

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

whatever. have fun guys.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

SO ARE YOU LIKE BETTER NOW?

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:24 (nineteen years ago)

CHAKI. YOU. WEAR. MAKE-UP.
LATER.

-- ddb

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 00:34 (nineteen years ago)

alt-255 strikes again

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

¿what is alt 255?

(i am on a mac)

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:40 (nineteen years ago)

― Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Tuesday, 23 May 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

waht?

― gershy, Friday, 29 June 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.rootsweb.com/~iavanbur/OldPhotos/PeavineTrainwreck.jpg

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 29 June 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

This was supposed to be the thread where we shout out the fucking pwnage.

― Tim Ellison, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

some classic jack cole posts within this here thread

― am0n, Friday, 29 June 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of whom, where is our friend?

― Tim Ellison, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jewishsf.com/content/2-0-/module/displaystory/story_id/12898/edition_id/249/format/html/displaystory.html

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

AARON DO YOU SMOKE POT?...

IF YOU DO...YOU NEED TO QUIT.
IF YOU DONT...YOU SHOULD START.

-- ddb (ddb), Friday, April 8, 2005 4:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

love that dude

― sanskrit, Friday, 29 June 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Its funny reading this now, it seemed like Aaron lost the plot big time back then but compared to er, some other recent posters, he's nothing.

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

Although he *did* send me some weird recording of him doing a squeaky acapella version of "Ivo" or some shit by the cocteau twins. I never listened to it, I was too scared to.

― Trayce, Friday, 29 June 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

O_o

― sleep, Saturday, 30 June 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

Alas, I dont think I still have it. Or maybe I do on my old laptop. Hm.

― Trayce, Saturday, 30 June 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

compared to er, some other recent posters, he's nothing.

trayce OTM

― sanskrit, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

dude was an hors d'oeuvre

― sanskrit, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

GET LOST CRACKER

― cool teach-in bro (buzza), Saturday, 25 February 2012 07:57 (thirteen years ago)

Woah. I had a completely cracked out dream about primus last night that I completely forgot about until I saw this thread. I dreamt that primus were selling.g tickets to ride around.d with them on a big flat bed truck while they played and recorded a video. It was insanely weird.

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Saturday, 25 February 2012 16:12 (thirteen years ago)

primus, bjork...eh, what's the difference?

― beachville, Saturday, 25 February 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)

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