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WTF is up with THIS?:

beck is short, like really short.

i don't like short people.

i don't think i'd like beck

-- JasonD (jaso...), January 9th, 2003.

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

JaX0n is short.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

Adam, are you short?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

"They got little baby legs
And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here"

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

MWhite is tall.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

It just means you'll have to use a passing game and avoid the long ball.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

i am the shortest. jaXon, you like me, right?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.freewebs.com/stormydaydollz/My%20Animated%20Brown%20haired%20mermaid.gif

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

dear jaXon.

http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/ass/ugly_babies.jpg ?

jed_

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

how tall are you, jed?

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

five four

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

oh wow, okay well you're shorter than me even

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

I sometimes wonder if there's something to the notion that tall people are more likely to assume positions of power. I can't imagine looking like I could run things. (I'm 5'8".)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Fuck that! I could run things round here standing on one leg with my good eye closed!

Also STALIN

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

my new man is six three.

what are you adam?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

Stalin, Hitler, Napoleon, Caesar, Genghis Khan, ALL MIDGETS!!

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:38 (twenty years ago)

Ah yes well there's that!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

new man!

I'm like, I don't know, five seven, five eight? or something

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

maybe my INDIE BEARD is getting in the way of my path to glory

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

maybe you are getting in the way of your path to glory

i know that's my problem

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

i don't want glory

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:00 (twenty years ago)

i'm not sure i want it either

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

i mean, i don't actually want to be a tall, clean-shaven, stern-looking dude in a suit -- it just amuses me to imagine myself being able to pull that off at all.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

a tall, clean-shaven, stern-looking dude in a suit

leave that to dean

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

that's not glory, that's gloria.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

i don't like short people either. i am so so tall!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

KISS ONE BABY GIRAFFE

― ---- (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

I'M LIKE 6 INCHES TALLER SINCE I STARTED SEEING THE CHIROPRATOR 3 TIMES A WEEK

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:32 (twenty years ago)

AND I NO LONGER HAVE MY INDIE BEARD!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

jaxon

download my mix, you will like it.

hugs

Jed

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 17 June 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

oh, i totally already did. i'm looking forward to listening to it later.

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:04 (twenty years ago)

DAER jaxxxon,
how tall? how come? how long?
xx,
caitlez

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:17 (twenty years ago)

p.s. i don't like shorty either

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:19 (twenty years ago)

daerest caitlez,

1. not really that tall. just 6 ft.
2. got a really fucked up back. it's gone out like twice a year since i was in college. my brother's a chiropractor. i'm trading him service for a website.
3. for an entire fucking year! the worst part is i've got to do this shit called traction where i lay on my back on a table with my neck off the edge and a weight pulling my neck backwards. it's hecka gnarly

― Hugh Jarmes (jaxon), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www2c.airnet.ne.jp/stevie/BABYFACE/HOW%20COME,%20HOW%20LONG.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

far left:

http://www.forat.com/pictures/mpc/1%20Forat%20Clients%20folder/The%20Deele.jpg

― Hugh Jarmes (jaxon), Friday, 17 June 2005 23:02 (twenty years ago)

nine months pass...

1st thoughts on Night Moves, my friend?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 8 April 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

i'm liking what i've heard so far. only listened to it once. i feel it's one of those albums that i might actually need to listen to the lyrics. kinda makes me want to listen to some springsteen too.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

oh, and those dudes look frucking rad on the back cover.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

The guy two places from the left should have been in Poison. and the guys three places from the left is totally rocking teh Prince action. funny, Bob is one hairy mofo.

but yeah, "Rock N Roll Never Forgets" (sure totally hackneyed sentiment) is probably the highlight ... great album thoug. Guy sings out of his mind on this one....

funny, I heard Van's "Into the Mystic" at the bar tonite ....

two thots: Van rools everybody's sweet ass unequivocally; Bob was rite to worship Van and it made him millions

go Pistons!

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

also tho, when Bob does his his own dang on tracks like "Fire Down Below", he kicks azz

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

Jungle BROS thoughts, Jax? the best, or what?

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

you know, when i was totally hiphop highschool kid, and WAY into native tongue, i never got into them, dunno why. i've listened to one of their albums recently a few times and it was pretty cool. i think i read somewhere that they made a really fucked up psych-hop album that i'd like to hear

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

i've said it elsewhere on noize board, but i chose a van morrison song for our first dance at my wedding.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

man i luv the jb's an I'm not even a "head"!

it's prolly a time/place thing .. alla my good buds who were even remotely into hip-hop liked the 2nd JB alb .. it was prolly and time/date thingy .. wouldn't xpect any1 to luv them ... tho they WERE hot

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:57 (nineteen years ago)

o man, Van the Man ... fuck do I luv that guy... best sex music ever (seriously T.B. Sheets = wow)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

STORMY OTMY.

DONE BY TEH FORCES OF NATURE is prolly teh best NATIVE TOUNGE ALBUM...IT STILL HOLDS UP AMAZINGLY...ALTHO, IVE SAID IT BEFORE, ITS MASTERED TOO LOW. REISSUE PLZ.

THE PSYCH JBZ RECORD IS PRETTY GOOD, KINDA WEIRD, I LIKE DONE BY BETTER.

VAN MORRISON FUCKING SLAYS.

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 8 April 2006 13:13 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

JAXON:

where is soularfone?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 May 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

Leon Thomas: "I was playing in Brooklyn with Randy Weston when Archie Shepp and Pharoah Sanders came by. They began to visit regularly and often jammed with us.
"Pharoah had this song called 'Pisces Moon,' which he was playing every night as a theme in New York and he asked me if I could put some lyrics to it. I came up with 'The Creator Has A Masterplan.' A classic was born...."
The yodelling trademark first materialised in the late 1960s and came as a result of somebody owing him money. "I'd been trying to reach this cat for ages with no luck. I was at home and thought 'I'm gonna make this cat pick up the phone'--mentally. I began my yoga exercises and got to the head stand. With one intake of breath, I planned to walk to the phone upside down, dial his number, and make him answer with this mental projection.
"As I crossed the threshhold of the bedroom, I transcended. I was one place and my body was another. I dropped to the floor, right on my face and my teeth went into my bottom lip. There was blood everywhere....
"So I couldn't do my own show with Pharoah. I had eight stitches in my mouth. I couldn't do anything. Pharoah came by to see me [and he said] you can't pull out."
Leon decided to play the gig, a church benefit for a group of anti-police activists in New York. "I couldn't smile. I could hardly open my mouth...but I went along anyhow. I got up on the stage and when it came time for me to scat, this sound just came out. It shocked me. I didn't know where it was coming from.

"I realised it was me and I realised that the ancestors had arrived. Pharoah, standing beside me on stage just raised his eyebrows at me. The ancestors had given me what we call throat articulation and they said to me 'You will sing like this with your mouth CLOSED.' And that was the first time it presented itself to me, in a church. My God! Thank you....It surprises me, it does everything of its own volition. I call it Soularfone. The pygmies call it Umbo Weti....This voice is not me, my voice is ancient. This person you see before you is controlled by ego but my voice is egoless."

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

no really, i have a question for you. let me in to your IM life.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 12 May 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

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jaxon did u get those mashmakhan songs

for some reason I got your original message twice

― dmr, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

i did get yr email and mp3s. thank you.

i tried to send the original message w/my web based email, but it gave me an error, so i sent it through entourage. then i guess the web based one sent it after all?

― jaxon, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

cool

― dmr, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

<3 <3 <3

happy anniversary dude.

<3 <3 <3

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 12 July 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

:)))))

― jaxon, Friday, 13 July 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

did u get anniv. sex y/n

― gr8080, Friday, 13 July 2007 02:29 (eighteen years ago)

I WANT TO DJ YOUR ANNIVERSARY SEX SIKE JK NOT

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 13 July 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

jaxon - have you ever been to a dj garth party? i'm pretty sure he's bay area.
-- gr8080, Monday, July 2, 2007 11:42 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
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i don't remember going to a garth party. he was part of wicked crew w/thomas bullock, right? just the name makes me think of like sunset hippy/rave house music parties. i used to go to a lot of house clubs when i was in LA and when i first moved here, so maybe?

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/garf.jpg

― gr8080, Friday, 3 August 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

and next saturday:

http://acuterecords.com/NFREDNTS.jpg

― dan selzer, Friday, 3 August 2007 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

nice. ryan is great.

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 3 August 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Club Donuts is Whole Foods Crush club.

― jaxon, Friday, 3 August 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

one less wfc

― Steve Shasta, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bumperactive.com/images/catalog/fullsize/BumperactiveBumperSticker2964.jpg

― jaxon, Friday, 3 August 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

hay jaxon can you hit me up on webmail

why because i need to ask you something :)

― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

email sent to the one in yr profile

― jaxon, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

oh that is fake and hasnt been funny for about 6 months now

gr8080 at gmail plz

― gr8080, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

ha. i actually wrote saying "yr name isn't grady?!"

― jaxon, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

jaxon:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m289/youngsuperstar/sohighNEW.jpg

― The Macallan 18 Year, Thursday, 27 March 2008 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

Jaxon, stop giving my phone number to random people, I'm kinda a celebrity, you know?

― dan selzer, Thursday, 27 March 2008 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

ZAGGA ZA!

xpost - ha!

― jaxon, Thursday, 27 March 2008 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

i musta been as stoned as dude that made that flyer yesterday

― jaxon, Thursday, 27 March 2008 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

if anyone needs selzer's digits i got them

― gr8080, Thursday, 27 March 2008 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

who was the artist who did that geometric painting you posted one time -- "16 Hindu Astronauts" or something. I used it as my wallpaper and now I can't find the thread anymore.

also that Olafur Eliasson show you were telling me about is coming to NY MOMA later this spring, I'm kinda psyched

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:35 (seventeen years ago)

The Eliasson was awesome here in SF.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:57 (seventeen years ago)

yeah that's what he was saying! it came up because of the Cai Guo-Qiang at the Guggenheim which was pretty much the noizest art show I've ever seen

http://www.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/wolves_art_exhibition_cai_guo_qiang_chinese.jpg

^^^ those are wolves

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

Pedro Friedeberg. that 16 Hindu Astronauts was painted in the hotel we were staying at in Mexico City. it was huge, like 20'x30'. we ended up going to what i think was his old house in San Miguel de Allende, now turned into a museum and we met his ex wife. she was really nice and there were tons of prints on sale, but they started at like $500.

― jaxon, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

cool thx!

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:18 (seventeen years ago)

hey jaxon (& shasta & all sf noizers) come to knockout tonight tennish, am dj'ing international hits w/ mark of sublime freq. I also owe jaxon 1-2 drinks for Prisencolinensinainciusol.mp3 which will be played

― Milton Parker, Thursday, 10 April 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

mp3s are free baby. but i think we're gonna try to stop by

― jaxon, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

i am a definite.

― Steve Shasta, Thursday, 10 April 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1152/528446104_c51c034035.jpg?v=0

^^ this is the friedeberg piece? "16 riddles by a hindu astronaut"?

can anyone link to a better pic?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 April 2008 19:02 (seventeen years ago)

this is one i took, but there was a piano in the bottom right side, so i couldn't get all of it.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2282/1703665799_46e483fa87_b.jpg

― jaxon, Thursday, 10 April 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

and that is trompe l'oeil, right?

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 April 2008 19:19 (seventeen years ago)

thats crazy!!

― sleep, Thursday, 10 April 2008 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

why is it not "24 riddles ..."? there are 24 mandalas.

― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 10 April 2008 19:27 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

cause then it would be an illustration

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

is this u?

http://www.bearracuda.com/images/myspace/myspaceflyer.gif

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:19 (sixteen years ago)

end the decade

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

ball drop

― ♖♘♗♔♕♗♘♖ (am0n), Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:39 (sixteen years ago)

old lang gay

― max, Thursday, 31 December 2009 00:40 (sixteen years ago)

seven months pass...

did he finally give in to burning man? methinks jups.

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

one of the most notorious critical 180s on Mushroom Jazz/Mark Farina in recent memory IMHO.

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

str8 outta BRC imfo

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.discogs.com/ETI--Waller-St-Boys-City-Of-The-Gods/release/90263

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

Review by johnGROND Jul 12, 2010
In the track "Cosmic Cons", a breakbeat sample from Me & Jack's "Viva House" is dropped in. Super-dope!

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 27 August 2010 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.jaxns.com/
(A half-baked kid becomes a twice-baked guy!)

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

one of the most notorious critical 180s on Mushroom Jazz/Mark Farina in recent memory IMHO.

― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, August 27, 2010 12:25 PM (9 months ago)

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:31 (fourteen years ago)

THESE GUYS ---->

― dmr, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

yelp deleted my mark farina review: "sf music taste: grow a pair"

― jaxon, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)

maybe they were aware of your critical 180 as well...

― it's a meme i made and i like (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 22:08 (fourteen years ago)

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