ban kenan, part two

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-- ()ops (buttch@gmail.com), April 20th, 2005 2:46 AM. (()()ps)

Just making extra sure.

-- happy fun ball (fluxion2...), April 20th, 2005 2:48 AM. (kenan)

my thread has died :-(

-- caitlin (wpsal...), April 20th, 2005 3:02 AM. (caitlin)

holy fuck

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 3:58 AM. (kacka)

i saw the german!

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 3:58 AM. (kacka)

that german!

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 3:58 AM. (kacka)

that german holy fuck!

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 3:58 AM. (kacka)

GOOD NEWS is on NPR!!!!

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 3:59 AM. (kacka)

the NPR/NPC merger is ON!!!!

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 3:59 AM. (kacka)

ahhhhh!!!!!!!

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 3:59 AM. (kacka)

arrrrghhgaougaeroitjraelffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:00 AM. (kacka)

OMG i just came so hard

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:00 AM. (kacka)

my cake has come undone

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:01 AM. (kacka)

its gluten is intact

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:01 AM. (kacka)

it is.

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:02 AM. (kacka)

send it to the softserve.

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:02 AM. (kacka)

i just pasted an amtrak pamphlet to the wall.

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:04 AM. (kacka)

people.

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:04 AM. (kacka)

banter!

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:04 AM. (kacka)

i need banter!

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:05 AM. (kacka)

give me marin canter from the loveless

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:05 AM. (kacka)

she's 40+ now and i bet her titties are still great

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:06 AM. (kacka)

i ate spiky beef today.

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:06 AM. (kacka)

www.albion.edu

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:07 AM. (kacka)

127 Jump Street

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:07 AM. (kacka)

doods?

-- kacka thompson (kacka200...), April 20th, 2005 4:13 AM. (kacka)

a new troll posting tripey blather on a number of the threads on new answers, including some possibly spammy stuff.

dairy queen softserve
so who else is filled up with gummi bears?
naming sag cuties: cool/uncool?
milked&paid.org

and a dozen or so posts on the end of this one
Personal Ads: C/D

-- shine headlights on me (electricsoun...), April 20th, 2005 3:09 AM. (electricsound) (tracklink)

Answers

Heh, I was coming here to complain about this person as well! Anyway, new infestation of this creature herein:

Crush of Shame 3: RETURN OF THE LIBIDO!!!

-- The Spirit of Sam Endicott (newromanti...), April 20th, 2005 4:15 AM. (Dee the Lurker) (tracklink)

Who knows? Maybe some message boards and threads just get the posters they deserve.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), April 20th, 2005 4:26 AM. (nostudium)

Like you you mean?

I'll get me coat.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), April 20th, 2005 7:06 AM. (trayce)

bye then.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), April 20th, 2005 9:05 AM. (nostudium)

banned, will clean up as I can.

-- teeny (teen...), April 20th, 2005 9:45 AM. (teeny)

Er. Was this person being offensive or just annoying? People can be banned for being annoying now?

Can I be a moderator again?

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), April 20th, 2005 9:49 AM. (Dan Perry)

I didn't find him particularly annoying. I liked the haikuesque nature of his posts, if not their actual content.

(needless to say, despite references to Diamanda Galas and William Morris inter alia, it wasn't me...)

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), April 20th, 2005 10:04 AM. (nostudium)

there were at least 60 nonsense posts on one thread alone, over 100 posts total, in my judgement that's more spamming than annoyance. There was one 'that jew who studied finger painting at sarah lawrence' post on the natasha lyonne thread that was a little troubling, I'm not sure if it was meant to be offensive or not, it's all kind of random. I banned only as a temporary measure while I assessed the situation. Banning only affects the username so it's a pretty mild form of discipline/protection.

-- teeny (teen...), April 20th, 2005 10:33 AM. (teeny)

I didn't see the 60 posts; sorry for jumping to conclusions.

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), April 20th, 2005 10:53 AM. (Dan Perry)

87 posts, 2 days. Not even Gierbot gets that.

But based on the dairy queen one alone I like it better.

-- Mr Noodles (infinitecow...), April 20th, 2005 1:17 PM. (Mr Noodles)

oh yeah that one stays. I've deleted all I'm going to delete, they're mostly confined to a few threads now.

-- teeny (teen...), April 20th, 2005 1:32 PM. (teeny)

Yeah, the dairy queen one is hilarious, but maybe it belongs on the noise board.

-- Shatterproof Glass (41x4my...), April 20th, 2005 3:16 PM. (dymaxia)

FWIW, he/she/it is posting again (see "Mick Mars sex tape" thread on ILM)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 20th, 2005 6:49 PM. (Ned)

I'm on it for ILE at least. lizards, can we get an IP ban?

-- teeny (teen...), April 20th, 2005 7:10 PM. (teeny)

the ilm stuff isn't too much on any thread and seems mildly relevant usually, if a bit... odd?

i see no reason to delete yet?

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), April 21st, 2005 11:46 PM. (s_clover)

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), July 15th, 2005 2:33 PM. (kenan) (later)
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i don't get this whole "spend more than $30 on a watch" thing. you use it for telling time! it doesn't work better if it costs a million dollars.

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), July 15th, 2005 2:38 PM. (caitxa1) (later)

Actually, it does.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), July 15th, 2005 2:40 PM. (kenan) (later)

-- OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLACKOP...), July 18th, 2005 9:03 PM.

Ok, me next.

It's easier to talk about what I don't like, because I see a lot more of that while scouring the web for pics and vids. I don't like cheerleaders or Catholic schoolgirls. I don't like faux-lesbian porn, with the high heels on and all that, although real lesbian porn can be quite captivating. I don't like fake tits, not one little bit. I don't like make-up, except for the standard lights and cameras kind that the guys wear too. I don't like blondes. I like them in real life just fine -- my girlfriend's a blonde -- but in porn they always seem to be wearing too much makeup, and an expression either of extremely contrived passion or high-school play enthusiasm. I don't like fat old guys. I don't like Bang Bus gorilla shit where the point seems to be abuse. I don't under any circumstances like a man saying, "Yeah, you like that don't you, you dirty little whore." Call me Mr. Empathy.

I like girls that seem sweet but not sickly sweet. I prefer brunettes because they more often get the girl-next-door treatment, even when they're strikingly beautiful. I like a girl who looks approachable and, well, womanly, rather than some demon sex goddess or mistress. I am fascinated by the female orgasm -- it's just as appropriate an ending to a scene as a male orgasm, in my book. I dig those orgasm machine thingies that they straddle. I'm not so big on the recent trend toward "fucking machines," these locomotive-like contraptions with big scary spinning wheels and steel rods that exist to do nothing but make noise and thrust a dildo in and out of a woman who has had to assume some unnatural position just to receive the thing. It all smacks of some robot geek fantasy -- "I will build the perfect penis robot! And then, I will take over the world!" Too much work for something so simple. I digress.

A word on cumshots: they're overused and overdone. I like them as punctuation, and it's good to know at least someone is genuinely getting off, but I recoil in horror at a woman drinking sperm from a champagne glass. Semen is not an intrinsically interesting substance. With semen, it's all about the process.

And as for body types, I'm not an ass man or a breast man or anything so fetishistic. I like large breasts, sure, but they're not for every woman, and many women wear small ones just as well. Maybe it's the waist-hip ratio thing, or maybe it's just my personal tastes, but some women come together beautifully regardless of the size of one body part or another, and some women do not. Under the right circumstances, a woman with small breasts who still has her pants on can get me off three times in one day.

That said, though, I do like vaginas. Like, a lot. I'm real big on vaginas. Trimmed and coiffed, preferably -- maintenance is important. I don't like pictures of a woman holding it open -- I can find the hole just fine, thanks. But a shapely symmetrical set of labia is just so damn tasty looking.

I'll stop now.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), July 11th, 2003 12:37 AM. (kenan)

BAGINA DRAWINZEZ

it reads like a review by roger ebert

yeah, it does! "it's not what the semen is about, it's how it's about it."

MEGAROFFLE

-- Gilbert O'Sullivan (fluxion2...) (webmail), April 25th, 2006 1:10 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

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