DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.

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― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 April 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

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FUCKIN HARRIS WAS IN ROYAL TENENBAUMS!

HARRIS!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 21 April 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 April 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Today is certainly a milestone.
My girlfriend Sandra called me all the way from Germany!

We were initially very concerned that we wouldn't be able to understand what the other was saying and it would be much like talking to an alien.

Such fears were entirely unfounded however. Sandra speaks very proper English with no tonality issues whatsoever, almost like speaking to somebody from England. Sandra heard a Texan talking on CNN and had no idea what he was saying, but happily there was no such confusion with me.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 April 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 April 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 21 April 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/yandros/graphics/mindflayer.jpg

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

DISPLACER BEASTS

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Thursday, 21 April 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

Dude I read that Dude's whole blog hoping that girl would dump him

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 April 2005 23:29 (twenty years ago)

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10102000/10102941.jpg

I have never actually played D&D!

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Friday, 22 April 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 30 December 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

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― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 30 December 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 30 December 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

http://www.grownmencry.com/img/dad84.jpg

Aw, fuck. That could easily be my poker night table.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 30 December 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

but with which shirt, Pyromania or Hysteria?

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 30 December 2005 04:59 (twenty years ago)

Pyromania is iconic. However, Hysteria would be ironic.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 30 December 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to figure out which member of (pre-Jason) Metallica the guy at the end of the table most resembles...then i realize that he's ALL of them from 1984. JUMP IN THE FI-YAH!

(even Dave Mustaine!)

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 30 December 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

The filename is dad84.jpg. I think that I'm gonna cry.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 30 December 2005 07:50 (twenty years ago)

DungeonsAndDragons?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 30 December 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Ohhhhhhhhhhh.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 30 December 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

but but the guy has a dad mustache!

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 30 December 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

which version?
m.

― msp (mspa), Saturday, 31 December 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

I had no idea that Ricky Gervais enjoyed a good D&D table.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 31 December 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Or Salaman Rushdie, for that matter.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Saturday, 31 December 2005 22:24 (twenty years ago)

when i was 13 I had a 4th level ranger named Rigley Trackfinder. All the other kids in my adverturing party made fun of his name.

wtf? thats gotta be better than "bob the gnome"

― Mr. Titty Sanskrit (sanskrit), Saturday, 31 December 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

yeah... the ranger in our party was named Duts Studburg. he had a charisma of like 6 or so.
m.

― msp (mspa), Sunday, 1 January 2006 00:52 (twenty years ago)

i wanna play some D&D guise.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:42 (twenty years ago)

Did anyone ever answer your craiglist ad?

Yeah, let's play.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:54 (twenty years ago)

instead of getting a permanent, real DM we could just buy DUNGEON magazine and take turns?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

I've got a stack of modules I could donate

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

let's discuss this.
clearly a better way to spend 1 night per week than starting a rock and roll band

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:15 (twenty years ago)

WHAT ABOUT WARHAMMER 30000000000

― GET EQUIPPED WITH BUBBLE LEAD (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

SEEMS EXPENSIVE AND TEDIOUS, NO?
http://www.juarma.com/images/accesos/warhammer/torneo05/participantes/paco.JPG

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:09 (twenty years ago)

NICE SETS, BUT...
http://www.darkmillennia.net/images/Gallery_images/DaemonWorld.jpg
IS THAT A BIG BAG OF ROCK COCAINE LOWER RIGHT CORNER?

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 20:13 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 5 January 2006 06:22 (twenty years ago)

seriously guys can we do this?
i will buy some dice.
best winter-time activity ever.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 5 January 2006 06:23 (twenty years ago)

I still have my Battletech mech! I got it when i was 16, and have never actually used it. Or tried to play a tabletop game in 13 years.

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 January 2006 06:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/39772171/1873624

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 January 2006 07:27 (twenty years ago)

GRAND DUCHY OF KARAMEIKOS. yeah.

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 5 January 2006 07:31 (twenty years ago)

wish i could play... long distance action is probably too cumbersome though.
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 6 January 2006 03:40 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 6 January 2006 03:41 (twenty years ago)

nothing better than letting your tiny child play with hard, esophagus-sized plastic object

also, cucumbers n' dip

― kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 January 2006 05:23 (twenty years ago)

For Laura, Ian, & Phil (if he's lurking):

http://secure1.white-wolf.com/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=663

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Friday, 6 January 2006 05:58 (twenty years ago)

did you notice the pricetag on that shit?? $100? Insane!!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 6 January 2006 06:06 (twenty years ago)

i occasionally hang with a guy who used to work for white wolf... i'm forgetting what he did there.

dude... kids have good dice luck. rub dice on their bare toosh = instant critical roll!

― msp (mspa), Friday, 6 January 2006 06:44 (twenty years ago)

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― Sébastien, Sunday, 2 March 2008 13:06 (eighteen years ago)

i'm holding my 4e judgement until later. WoW has warped our d&d group already...

― msp, Sunday, 2 March 2008 13:13 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

The most infamous and prevalent form of objectionable material is FATAL's bizarre and juvenile sexual content. For instance, character creation includes the calculation of statistics such as "Areola Size", "Vaginal Circumference Potential", and "Hymen Resistance". Worse, the game blithely condones rape as a character activity and contains many other instances of blatant misogyny, not to mention casual racism. Of secondary concern is the monstrously overcomplicated rules system, which requires unwieldy dice rolls, convoluted mathematical formula and tables for everything the designer could conceivably make one for, many of which are bizarre, such as the infamous Magical Fumbles Table and, again, sexually obsessive, such as a formula for increased penile penetration during a certain position of intercourse.

-- max, Thursday, October 25, 2007 4:32 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

LULZ

-- Jon Lewis, Thursday, October 25, 2007 4:54 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

available here:

http://www.donatebytes.com/fatal.pdf

or maybe here:

http://web.archive.org/web/20030420125511/http://www.hyperbooks.com/fatal/fatal.pdf

― gff, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

really really hard to believe

― gff, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 04:57 (eighteen years ago)

download and read this thing; it's astonishing!

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 3 April 2008 05:18 (eighteen years ago)

The hacking weapon enters the rectum mid-stroke, and the opponent feels pain during the following 1d4 weeks involving defecating and, if female, during alternative sexual practices. There is a 25% chance that the hacking releases (roll 1d6: on a 1-5 this is the number of chunks released, on a 6 it is runny instead) chunks of defecation from the confines of the body.

― aaron d.g., Saturday, 5 April 2008 01:51 (eighteen years ago)

"if female"

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 5 April 2008 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't been able to get "on a 6 it is runny instead" out of my head since i first read it

― aaron d.g., Saturday, 5 April 2008 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.4shared.com/file/49253668/8bb91bcf/4E_-_PlayerHandbook.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/49214418/af2bc71f/4E_-_DungeonMasterGuide.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/49247201/113412d6/4E_-_MonsterManual.html

some lil'birdee passed this along just in case peeps wanted a good peek.

― msp, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 12:19 (seventeen years ago)

so do you guys all post at the secret board now?

i post the 4e manuals and i get no response.

there is no love for the msp.

― msp, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

thx dude

― gff, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

FUCK DAT OG GYGAX! 1ST EDITION 4 LYFE

― sanskrit, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder if i'll ever actually look at these? But yeah, thanks.

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 5 June 2008 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

i play in a game right now... after looking at the books, i'm not sure i want to play that version.

― msp, Thursday, 5 June 2008 05:00 (seventeen years ago)

all you need is the combat table page, graph paper and dice.

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 5 June 2008 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

dude thanks!

― Gravel Puzzleworth, Monday, 9 June 2008 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

I like games where you have to calculate firing arcs over terrain

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 June 2008 15:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://worms.puissance-nintendo.com/jeux/worms/images/snes/02.jpg

― remy bean, Monday, 9 June 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

OTM

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 June 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

what are these games besides worms & scorched earth/sc knockoffs?

― Jordan, Monday, 9 June 2008 17:30 (seventeen years ago)

I was talking about Warhammer miniatures

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 June 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

― Jordan, Monday, 9 June 2008 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d109/velcrolemur/ddbeastsowlbear2copy.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 9 June 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)

Nil

― sexyDancer, Monday, 9 June 2008 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

http://public.clunet.edu/~rpetitfi/blaise-pascal.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 June 2008 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

i downloaded, looked them over: meh

― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 9 June 2008 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

I've looked over 4e and I fully stand by what I said on Jan 29. A real disappointment.

― g-kit, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://media.tumblr.com/dD3KtlSZxa25vpnizxGQchis_500.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

wau ^

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 18:00 (seventeen years ago)

i totally want a regular polyhedron w/ modgepodge collages in side it

to take drugs in

― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)

what's on the turntable there?

― sexyDancer, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 18:04 (seventeen years ago)

Music To Not Get Laid To.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 21:10 (seventeen years ago)

I like the way the images at the top of this thread slowly load in everytime I open it.

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 21:19 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.myjones.com/code/limited.php?campaign=wizards

― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

i would totally buy those from a bodega.
Still mindblown by FATAL

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

I've said it elsewhere on ILX but director's commentary on the terrible 2000 film version of 'Dungeons and Dragons', required noise board viewing. I've never actually heard the movie with the dialogue, the film is already pretty horrible but Lesser ended a film watching party once with the first 30 minutes of the commentary and it really felt like something new

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

tell me more.

― ian, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:51 (sixteen years ago)

they picked a very young insider with no prior experience to direct the film, and he's virtually incoherent as he free associates his way through what he's seeing. read aloud in SoCal late 20 year old Valley Guy voice: 'soooo like I figure and said to myself, really guys, I mean, what better way to learn how to make a major hollywood feature film than like to actually MAKE a major hollywood feature film? oh wow, there's jeremy irons again, it was pretty amazing to work with and direct such an actor, the way he goes about doing what he WOW did you see that CGI? absolutely, no idea how those guys even and some people are really serious about D&D and that's why we made sure we put in all this stuff into the film for the fans'

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)

so... basically like ilx?

― *⁂((✪⥎✪))⁂* (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

like an identical ILX but one inhabited entirely by artists posting exclusively about their own work

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:11 (sixteen years ago)

fight the future

― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

I tried to watch the Dungeons and Dragons movie but I could not even...

― citation needed (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 13 November 2011 04:00 (fourteen years ago)

two years pass...

Today I learned that in the Tang Dynasty emperors used 14 sided die

http://i.imgur.com/uV4E3j5.jpg

― 龜, Thursday, 30 January 2014 11:17 (twelve years ago)

this isn't reddit

― hang son doong (am0n), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:25 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9h_I90M8-M

― Mordy , Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:27 (twelve years ago)

You're right. I forgot to use the appropriate abbreviation

TIL that in the Tang Dynasty emperors used 14 sided die

― 龜, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:29 (twelve years ago)

this still isn't reddit

― hang son doong (am0n), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:30 (twelve years ago)

^ Upvoted

― 龜, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:31 (twelve years ago)

1d14

― Mordy , Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:32 (twelve years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/s.png

― hang son doong (am0n), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:33 (twelve years ago)

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