this iz the thread where we all post like r momz

Love, Mom

I was listening to that mix CD you gave me. Are you gay?

love
Mom

etc.

Do you have my AC/DC cd? I think you have it. Also, my Godfather DVDs. Where are those?! Your Dad says hi. Call us back.

The garage, which Joanne and Frank "took" what they wanted from before the
restoration company tossed the rest, contained all the contents of the condo
in Florida and more. I assume you saw some of what was in there because
isn't that where the table that they gave you was located? Georgie said
there were lots of boxes of stuff in there that he was clueless as to what
was in because they were never opened. They were just all dumped in there.
The restoration company told me that Frank and Joanne went through it and
took what they wanted before the rest was dumped....There was supposedly a
set of gold flatware in the garage that Paco and Shirley gave my mother...

The tools were mostly taken by Frank. However, over time, Georgie found a
couple and bought a few. He put them in a toolbox that you and Megan gave my
father years ago that said "Grandpa Joe" on it. Joanne took them when she
moved into her condo.

Apparently, Eddie had asked my mother if he could "borrow" the money to buy
Joanne's engagement ring. Georgie never knew what came of this ~ if my
mother agreed or not, but I'll bet she did and I'll bet it was never paid
back!

But this is the best....Apparently in late 1999/early 2000, Joanne was being
investigated for something at the Dime. She was on "hiatis" for a few months
while this was going on! She was let go right after that!!!!!!!!!! What they
were investigating was the fact that she was in charge of the ATMs for the
Dime and somewhere between several hundred thousand and a couple of million
dollars was missing!!! I remember Joanne talking about a situation maybe a
year or two before this where a couple of million was missing and she found
it. She claims that they were more annoyed that she found it because they
had already written it off and then they had to go back and correct the
paperwork that they had filed about it. To the upper-ups, it was more of a
headache then to write it off. That part I remember her telling me. The part
about HER being investigated never was told! I was told that she was taking
vacation for several months because she had built up so much vacation time
that they were forcing her to use it....Now that I think about it, it's
interesting that she was able to build up so much vacation time with all
that was going on with Michael through those years!!!!
Do you remember this? About her taking all kinds of vacation then?

Pretty wild!!!

Oh! And apparently, sometime last year, my mother was talked into letting
Joanne take that box with all the jewelry to her house! So Joanne has all of
my mother's jewelry!

Just thought I'd drop a line. Dad is wearing his 24 hr. heart monitor
today!! What fun he is in his I'm not letting anything get to me so this
comes out perfectly mode -- I love to throw a monkey wrench into that idea!!
Otherwise all quiet on the western front!! You do know we live on the
frontier?!?!? Love You, Mom XOXOX

I love you!! Love MOM. ;) ;) ;)

"HAAAAY, BABYGURL"

I LOVE YOU!! AND WANT TO BANG/TALK ON FONE WITH U!!

XOXO,
EDNA

DID YOU TAKE YOUR VITAMINS TODAY? HOW IS YOUR BROTHER TIMMY?

LOVE,

MOMMA DDB

MESSAGE TWO, 3:30 PM
did you get my message? i was wondering if you were coming for dinner on saturday. i need to know what to make. what would you like? give me a call.

MESSAGE THREE, 5:00 PM
why aren't you getting my messages? is there something wrong with your phone? i was just wondering if you were still planning to come for dinner on saturday.

ETC.

hey, i can't remember, do you still have those cd's or did you give them back to me? the ones with ac/dc.

I feel a circuitous round of indecision biting at my toes

<3

i know how she feels!

Gear,
I was listening to that mix CD you gave me. Are you gay?

love
Mom

oh man

you should get her to post to ILX

― gr8080, Thursday, January 22, 2009 3:14 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

Email from momz this morning included this spelling delight:

I have been invited by upper eschalonts of VIEW to attend an open day at the Chinese Embassy on Monday nite for their Chinese New Year . Looking forward to it.

Took me a bit to work out wtf she meant by "eschalonts".

I sawhowie mandel this am

Best regards

cross-ref with 'let's bitch about our stupid, annoying coworkers'

She also made the edict that everyone has to wear "shoes for crewz" which are these no support but nonslip shoes because all of a sudden all the CNA's are falling and breaking bones.....because they wear CROCS to work.

lol @ momrza hatin on crocs!

feel so proud

unintentional LOOOOOLLLLL

momrza: and what is a blargh

My mom accused me of always being up all night blaghing.

why do people over 50 still send email forwards with giant video files in them?

Or PowerPoint Presentations.

why do people over 50 still send email forwards with giant video files in them?

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― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, March 24, 2009 2:21 PM Bookmark

Yeah, wtf. And this even includes ppl over 50, who I damn well know use youtube.

mother's day edition!

tza: als;djkg
momrza: djkg?
tza: oh that was just frustration as relayed by typing a bunch of random letters
momrza: ok I thought there was a term I didn't understand

i like how she DOES understand als;

the only thing i could figure out was that maybe she thought i meant, "also: djkg"

My momz asked me on the phone the other day "whats Twitter, can you explain it to me?"

OH GOD WHY ME.

She also wanted to know what the point of Facebook was. When I explained it she said "so its just a bunch of people mindlessly chattering?"

Lulz.

at least stop; don't just keep going

every time i talk to my mom she talks to me about twitter. i can't handle it anymore

Tried to call my mom last night, but her voicemail picked up since she was watching the new Star Trek movie.

via txt:

Yesterday, i was all well with the world. Today OK as well. Luv u 2.

awww, momz

momrza: everyone says I should be on facebook but I just can't quite go there.
tza: no
tza: i don't htink parents should be on facebook
momrza: Sr. Catherine is on facebook with friends her age (60)
momrza: my younger friends keep saying I should be.....they are in their 30's and 40's
momrza: I still don't think so
tza: haha
momrza: e-mail is just fine
tza: listen to your gut
momrza: I usually do
tza: that's why you're so awesome!
momrza: 99% of the time
momrza: ok got to go to sleep
tza: ok <3
momrza: <3

she's so damn cute, my mom

L1nd4 likes Click "like" if you love being a mom!

from mom just a second ago talking about xmas gifts:

does the beatles box set (or any of the individual albums) on MP3 interest you? I don't know if you ever include their music when you are spinning at clubs.

! It is very important that we hear from you about thanksgiving. Love, mom

^^ message set to highest priority; text is the subject line

my mom told me she's supposed to book flava flav soon for her food radio show because he opened that fried chicken restaurant and told me he wears a dick necklace around his neck.

i said 'uh, i think it's a clock' and she said 'oh, clock, not cock. i read that on dickipedia.com'

haha! momz :)

Can you add one?
This is fun......keep it going......and DON'T FORGET TO
INCLUDE ME WHEN YOU FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS!
How many shows can we come up with that we USED to watch
that are no longer on TV?
Add ONLY 1 and keep it going!!
This should be fun and jog our memories.
No repeats on the shows please and please only put one
answer so as to allow others to think of something.

Beth................The Virginian
Karen................Captain Kangaroo
Kim .............The Love Boat
Bob.............Lost in space..
Jodi................The Munsters
Melanie................The Magic Garden
Kelly.................Romper Room
Ingrid..................Dark Shadows
Debb...............Bewitched
Greg..................I Dream of Jeanie
Lydia ...................Petticoate Junction
Lynn B.................The Ed Sullivan Show
Nani.................The Rifleman
Judy...............Star trek
Joanie.......... Fantasy Island
Laura E. ..............Hazel
Aaron C. .............Emergency!
Ginny B. ................Rowan &Martin's Laugh-In
Frank.................Room 222
Greg B. .............Gomer Pyle USMC
Tracy ..............Wild Kingtom (Marlin Perkins)
Myrna.............My Friend Flika
Carol...............Northern Exposure
Bill M..........Everybody Loves Raymond (this is still on!)
(yeah in syndication only - no new shows)
Kim M................The Courtship of Eddie's Father
Deanna..................My Three Sons
Maryellen............Flipper
Mary................Lassie
Barbie....................National Velvet
Regina .................Dragnet
Joyce..............Gunsmoke
Ron..................Have Gun Will Travel
Georgia ................My Little Kitty
Margie................M. I.C.K.E.Y. MOUSE
Lynne...............NYPD Blue
Michele.................Name that Tune
Melanie.............M*A*S*H
Monica..............Roseanne (THANK GOD!!!)
Tammy................The Flintstone's
Ann.......... The Adams family ( they live across the street fom me...oops, did I say that)
Brent............Bonanza
Jeannie……….American Bandstand
Pat.............Adam-12
Lynn………Get Smart
Bill………. RAT PATROL
Kelly........Gentle Ben
Anita…..The Beverly Hillbilly’s
Janice…..Wagon Train
Geraline – Mighty Mouse
Annetta – Young Riders
Phyllis-Gilligans Island
Wayne - Car 54 Where Are You
Bon-Dr. Kildare
Larry-Rifleman
Gene-Brady Bunch
Sandy-- Laverne and Shirley
Sandy K ---Jackie Gleason
Vinny K……..FAMILY MATTERS
Carolyn...Walton's
diana- little house on the piarrie
Judi-Gunsmoke
Ardith - Mama's Family
Jean…….Hill Street Blues!
Fillup H........The Rebel

i mean what in the

Happy belated birthday - we were in Amsterdam and enjoyed it in your honor ;)

What time r u arriving?

Text me he your plane is delayed and he you can bring a small instrument

momz (or trainers) v. smileys and other modern stuff: 0 - 1

http://i.imgur.com/XZUrR.gif

HI Robyn, I just watched the first episode of Season 7 Dr who...so great! Darleks!
Love, Mommmxoxooxox

<3 momz <3

Hi J and J, I'm working all weekend and Monday but Tuesday early I take off for the Tn. Fitness Spa. It's 100miles into the country and they don't get phone service on cells...so if you have an emergency here are two contact numbers.. I'll take walks, canoe, swim, eat healthy and live in an A frame cabin...Off to late summer camp I go!!! Love yous, Mums

Just a command from your MOM: If you don't register to vote and get out to vote, don't come home for the Holidays. This is important. If you want to vote for Romney/Ryan, go ahead. Just don't ever come home again. We all need to negate the votes of your crazy grandparents....
Love -yer Mom.

ugh

re: 35 year anniversary (Dad gets the cuckoo clock!)

Left to right: President of the company, Dad, more people who got the cuckoo clock. :)

(photo attached)

http://vimeo.com/33969679

Sent from my NOOK

oh my god that made me so homesick

We too were a bit overwhelmed by the basement furnishings. The roof and the house color seems a little odd, but everything looks well maintained. I still wouldn't want to move back. No more south side for me.

Sent from my iPad

when my momz emails me from her computer she always signs it:

Love,

MOM

Your father this 7 am

Love. I'm

Sent from my iPhone

^^ my mom just got a smartphone

oh yeah, message also include photos of my dad with a large ice cream sundae at Denny's

my mom's first text to me was

Yes, I'm texting. Woohoo

Fwd: Daylight Saving Time Begins this Sunday
Inbox
7:30 AM (5 hours ago)

to me
Please remember!

Sent from my iPad

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