BURRITO NIGHT

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ONLY LIKE $ HOURS TO GO.

CHICKEN CHILE VERDE OR STEAK?

SPINACH TORTILLA OR WHEAT?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

MEGA SOY

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

POY BOMBEX

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

NEVER I REPEAT NEVER ORDER ONE OF THOSE "GOURMET" TORTILLAS WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

PURRITOVILLEX

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

GOURMET TORTILLAS = NOT NOISE

TORTILLA WITH HOLES IN IT = NOISE

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

NEVER I REPEAT NEVER ORDER ONE OF THOSE "GOURMET" TORTILLAS WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

CILANTRO RICE=NOISE?????

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

yo I should take BROCK to BURRITOHAMLET

― Holy Crap! Typhoon is Coming!!! :O (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

CILANTRO RICE=NOISE?????

This reminds me of the WHITE RICE burrito. So wrong.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

BURRITOW BUNGALOW

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:54 (twenty-one years ago)

BLACK BEANS?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

REFRIED ONLY

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

EWWWWWWWW

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Sotty, but no.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean Sorry, whatev.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

sot off softly.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

BURRITOHAMLET

sounds HORRIBLE

― brock (brock), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

TORTILLA WITH HOLES IN IT = NOISE

ONCEI HAD A QUESADILLA THAT WAS SO HOT IT MELTED HOLES INT HE STYROFOAM PLATE. THAT IS NOISE.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats when you gotta fold that styrofoam plate over and reinforce the quesadilla and then eat your noise styrofoam.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 4 August 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

STOMACH=PWNED

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

I ALMOST STOLE THE LIZARD HOLE PUNCHER FROM BURRITTOVILLE LAST NIGHT.

THEN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR TIME BROS.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

MY VEGGIE FROM LAST NIGHT WENT DOWN SOOPAH

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

if you stole the puncher, life would be GOOD.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

IT WAS JUST SITTING THERE, NOBODY WAS IN THE STORE AND HOMEBOY WENT IN THE BACK...IF I ORDERED TO GO, I WOULD HAVE PINCHED IT AND BOUNCED.

FUCK IM GONNA TRY AND GET IT.

THAT WOULD BE SICK.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh man!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

we should all keep our eyes peeled for unattended burritoville punchers.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna make some burritos at home tonight. good stuff.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

if we ever got our hands on the lizard, we'd have to rotate b-villes

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

they'd just get a new hole punch. or discontinue it, like subway did.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

now ima hafta eataburrita tonite

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

i got two more punches til next FREE BURRITO

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE ON PROBATION IN DREAMING UP SCHEMES SHOCKAH

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

ROFL

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

I SMELL LIKE JAIL... AND BURRITOS

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

PROBATION IS OVER!!!!!!!!

MY LIFE'S MISSION JUST BECAME GETTING THE LIZARD HOLE PUNCHER FROM BURRITOVILLE.

― THIS WILL ALL END IN ROFLS. (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

BOLOGNA AND ONION WRAP

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

ya gotta have a dream, kid.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

IT MIGHT BE A TWO MAN JOB...WHO WANTS IN?....OH AND A DRIVER...OK A 3 MAN TEAM.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

I'LL SET UP DIRVERSION BY BOGARTING "FREE" CHIPS

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

OH, THE HEIST WILL BE FOLLOWED BY SOME SKY DIVING, SOME TASTY WAVES...AND OF COURSE...MEGA SOYS!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

XPOYBOMBX

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

THE BURRITOVILLE ON 43rd HAS A "FIXIN'S BAR"

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

guac?!?

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

NAH...ONIONS AND PEPPERS AND SHIT.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

I think by "driver" you mean "WHEELMAN".

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

ONE MORE YEAR ON PROBATION, THEN FREE LIKE BIRD

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

to club the counter man.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

YOU VOLUNTEERING?

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 11 April 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

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Hey, where are you going dancing? I'm in need of a regular 'do that is not a) lame or b) incredibly crowded.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

YES, WHERE IS THE DANCE!?!?

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

capone's. jeremy and porkchops, so it's worth putting up with the pizza aroma. everyone should come! i'm bringing tropical fruit.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Dear god. At least this time I can get there WITHOUT BEING LOST IN GREENPOINT.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

maybe i will go to capone's after work on saturday.. prob not, but maybe. i am up for beer/bbq/brunch on sunday.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Awesome, Ian.

Lauren, I'm in for Sat PM unless I'm committed to something I've completely forgotten.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

BAH, THAT PLACE...ITS HARD TO RUB UP ON BIRDS...WHEN THEY ARE SESHING ON THEIR PIZZA PIES.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

i was only at capone's once, and it was weird.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

nice, laurel. ddb, i beg you to reconsider. well, not beg... more like strongly urge.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY NO TO ~~THAT HAIRCUT~~, YOU!!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

oh, smooth.

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

yay!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

roffles. maybe i'll go, for the pizza.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

it will be fun, i promise. go for the pizza, stay for the lychees.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

lychee cocktails?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

SAKETINI AND PIZZA WILL MAKE GOOD VOMIT.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no, NOTHING comes back up like roasted peanuts and vodka. I mean, if we're comparing.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

WE ARE...AND JAGER + ANYTHING = THROWING UP BLACK!!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

Ew, I don't drink Jager. I'm just saying, peanuts take a LONG EFFING TIME to be broken down by stomach acids so within the next 6 hours or so they come back up as gravel.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

peanut gravel clogged nasal passages

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

i was only at capone's once, and it was weird.

ditto.

DOUBLE WEIRD.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

i threw up chartreuse bile once after a particularly memorable night.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

PIZZADISCOPONES IS GROSS STANKS OF CHEESE AND LUNKHEAD SAUSAGES. SNOT FRESH

― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

truth

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

I HATE U ALL!

http://img296.imageshack.us.nyud.net:8090/img296/5086/swc111oq.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

i had no idea that you all have such sensitive nostrils.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

Laura thinks my nose is unusually sensitive because I can smell trash / dirty dishes when she can't. However, I never can smell faint weed when she can.....

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

CHARTREUSE BILE NIGHT!

What time Capone's on Sat? I need to see Fassbinder's Nora Helmer first.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

hey - i just got tickets for 3 times on 4/21. i need to figure out if i can make wayward cloud saturday day.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

I never noticed Capone's smelling like anything in particular. However, this IS what happens when you don't allow good, clean cigarette smoke in a dive bar -- 100 years of other odors come forwar (cf O'Connor's).

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 12:58 (nineteen years ago)

O'Connors smells great! also the smoothest, most lovingly cared for wooden bar in bk.

and a bro of mine once had sex with a girl directly on the women's room tile. clean enough to eat off of.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

I haven't been in OC since a FAP last winter some time and I don't get there very often since Freddy's is a little closer and I'm fond of it. But right after the ban took effect the stench at OC was unbearable for a while.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:09 (nineteen years ago)

Laurel, i will be at wayward cloud in the afternoon. the middle sec of 3 Times is awesome.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks, Morb, but you meant that to LaureN. I haff never heard of wayward cloud.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:41 (nineteen years ago)

yeah I'm not good with final consonants.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 April 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

However, I never can smell faint weed when she can.....

This is my secret superpower.

I'll go to Capone's if lots of people are going... even though last time Laurel and I went guys were jerks to us

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah but this time we'll have Jon to be a triple-fold jerk right back.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

i was at o'connor's last night! i played "wichita lineman" on the jukebox.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

Did you have a nice evening?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

yeah. matos is staying near there now, we went for drinx.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Cool, someone mentioned he was in the area. Either/both of you want to come for Easter BBQ (or whatever) on Sun?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

i'd be very much down for that.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:16 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE TO COCKBLOCK DOUCHES

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

can we start calling O'Connor's "the O'C"?

no? ok.

― jodias of sunhillow (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I'd totally forgotten I was rude to someone else last Friday, when I was ALSO at Capone's. And after I declined to dance with him he accused me of turning him down because he was "black". (NB: I would have guessed maybe Latino if anything but I can't tell if he actually meant "black" or just "not-white".) And I got to say, no, it's because you're a total stranger and I'm just waiting for my pizza. So maybe ddb is onto something?

JB: Yes.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

THE ONLY PEOPLE I TURN DOWN AT CAPONE'S ARE PEOPLE ASKING ME FOR SMOKES

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

four years pass...

how many beers can I drink while eating one burrito

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:45 (fourteen years ago)

I only have 3 beers on me tho so that may have a part to play in the outcome

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:46 (fourteen years ago)

i say only 1 beer, otherwise you're too full from the carbonation to finish the burrito. u can always drink the other 2 after, and actually feel the effects of the alcohol instead of just having the burrito soak it all up

― jaxon, Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:53 (fourteen years ago)

thank you for your wisdom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWet49kXyE4&feature=player_embedded#at=528

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 24 March 2011 04:56 (fourteen years ago)

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