SWORN TO SECRECY

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BROSKI,
I JUST HAD THIS TOTALLY RAD IDEA THAT IF WE STARTED A BAND WE COULD GET CHICKS TO FUCK US REGULARLY.

signed, YOU'RE BRO

BRO,
What an excellent theorem. Perhaps in a venue such as performing arts, where attention is demanded while one projects some semblance of humanity and emotion, we can pursue the finer sex without so much as buying them a drink.

signed, BROSKI

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BROZILLA,
BROSKI JUST HOOKED US UP WITH SOME MAJOR GREAT IDEAGE. WE CAN TOTALLY GET SOME PUSSY IF WE PLAY DRESS UP AND MAYBE EVEN HITS SOME INSTRUMENTS. QUICK, START A MYSPCE PAGE.

signed, YOU'RE BROW

BRO,
DUED U R SO RITE. I AM TRIPPING BALLS RIGHT NOW AND I THINK WE CAN GET SOME SHROOMS AND POT FROM THIS SHIT.

signed, BRUHZILLA

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GENERAL BROHEEMS Q. WASHINGTON,
WE ARE GONNA GET LOADED AND GET PUSSY. BRING A GUITAR.

signed, BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BRO,
FUKK YES, BROSKI TOLD ME ALL ABOUT IT. I'VE GOT MY BABY SISTER'S BABY GAP JEANS WE CAN WEAR ON STAGE.

signed, THE GENERAL

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BULK BROGAN,
DUDE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO LOSE YOUR VIRIGINITY? GET A FASHIONABLE HAIRCUT RIGHT NOW. C'MON, I'VE GOT A WEEDWACKER AND 3 VIALS OF INK FOR QUILL PENS.

signed, TEH BROZ

BRO,
YES, HOLD ON I AM LEARNING THAT BY APPLYING RAPID FORCE TO THE DRUM HEAD, IT CREATES A SUDDEN BURST OF SONIC EMISSION. TIGHT.

BROGANS

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BUBBA BRO-TEP,
BITCHES AND WEED.

BRO,
YES.

BBT

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BROHEEMIAN RHAPSODY,
C'MON

BRO,
;-)

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― The Father of Honky-Crunk (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 2 May 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLES

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 2 May 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

"na na na na na na na!"
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

RoFFIFFI!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:33 (twenty years ago)

With a ROFFLE over here and a ROFFLE over DERE.

― A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

Roffel Lollenbacher

― Zebra, Alpha Go! (cprek), Monday, 2 May 2005 13:41 (twenty years ago)

Oops, I'm in a boy band!

― daria g (daria g), Monday, 2 May 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

someone slipped me a rooffle i can't stop loling

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Monday, 2 May 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

DUDE ON THE LEFT IS TOTALLY CUPPING BALLS OF GUY NEXT TO HIM!!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 2 May 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

also, "sworn to secrecy" == "stuck in the closet"

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Monday, 2 May 2005 16:14 (twenty years ago)

every band practice ends in a HOT TWINK ORGY

― andrew l. r. (allocryptic), Monday, 2 May 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

DUDE ON THE LEFT IS TOTALLY CUPPING BALLS OF GUY NEXT TO HIM!!

This can't be emphasized enough.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 2 May 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

http://n00091.myspace.com/00091/73/10/91800137_l.jpg

SIX PACK OF BRO'DOULS, I THINK IF WE PLAY ONE PART QUIET THEN ONE PART LOUD, WE WILL REVEAL DEPTH

LIKE I COULD SCREAM SOME PART AND THEN SING RELLY WHINY LATER AND THEN PEOPLE'D BE LIKE, 'WOW YOU HAVE A DIVERSE EMOTIONAL PALLETTE'

'YOU CAN BE REALLY MAD, BUT ALSO REALLY SAD AND I REALLY CAN DIG THAT'

AND THAT'S WHEN WE HAVE THE PARTS WHERE THERE IS BOTH SCREAMING AND SINGING AND PEOPLE WILL NOT KNOW WHAT TO THINK, THEY'LL BE ALL 'WHOA, R U SAD? OR MAD? I AM HAVING DIFFICULTY DECIDING PERHAPS IT IS SOME MADSADNESS THAT CANNOT BE DESCRIBED BY WORDS, ONLY BY SYNCRONIZED VOCAL MASTURBATION'

THAT'S WHEN I FAKE A HEART ATTACK (YOU SEE BECAUSE I AM IN SUCH DISTRESS)

― The Father of Honky-Crunk (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 6 May 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 6 May 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://myspace-561.vo.llnwd.net/00695/16/59/695399561_l.jpg

LIEV FROM BRO CHI MINH CITY

― While my guitar gently skeets (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 5 August 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-746.vo.llnwd.net/00971/64/71/971241746_l.jpg

"I AM CURIOUS AS TO THE STATE OF YOUR CURRENT WELL BEING, PAYING AUDIENCE."

"WOOOOOOO!"

"THIS IS WONDERFUL. WE APPRECIATE YOUR ENTHUSIASM."

― While my guitar gently skeets (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 5 August 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

bro-wesome

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 10 August 2006 01:37 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://a560.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_cc0f0517bc2388f435ed257c9c01579f.jpg

still hurts 2 play

― m bison, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

wishing i had saved orig picture ;_;

― m bison, Friday, 11 April 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

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