SANTA CRUZ ISLAND, Calif. (AP) _ Norm Macdonald rises eachmorning with the sun, grabs his .223-caliber rifle and slips intothe passenger seat of a tiny, doorless helicopter for another dayof shooting pigs.
― rasheed wallace (rasheed wallace), Monday, 2 May 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 2 May 2005 18:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Leonard Thompson (Grodd), Monday, 2 May 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link
COCK.
― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Monday, 2 May 2005 19:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 2 May 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link
FUCKIN A.
― ddb (ddb), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 2 May 2005 22:48 (nineteen years ago) link
http://www.thedailytube.com/video/20140/norm-macdonald-tells-a-long-joke-about-a-moth
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Friday, 23 October 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link
he was splitting my sides so hard on that bob saget roast
― andrew m., Friday, 23 October 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link
<3 Norm.
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Friday, 23 October 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
saw him a month ago and he was as great as ever
― richard belzer (jeff), Friday, 23 October 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link
norm's on conan wednesday
― game over drunk man (jeff), Monday, 23 November 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
nice
also, keep mistaking that cd for this one, which it is not
http://cdn.7static.com/static/img/sleeveart/00/000/020/0000002074_350.jpg
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 23 November 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/normcore-norm-macdonalds-quest-to-host-the-late-late-show-20140602
Hope this actually happens. He's hilarious on talk shows.
― Dreamland, Sunday, 8 June 2014 22:15 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mhUIIhcTb8
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:58 (nine years ago) link
http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/norm-macdonald-book-snl.html
Dude is ice cold damm
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, 24 September 2016 04:49 (eight years ago) link
http://s17.postimg.org/45xkmmgf3/Screenshot_2016_09_23_22_50_15_1.jpg
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Saturday, 24 September 2016 04:54 (eight years ago) link
http://imgur.com/a/gpSOl
― del griffith, Saturday, 24 September 2016 04:58 (eight years ago) link
don't even know how to do the imgur anymore, feel old, feel out of touch, feel like Norm
http://i.imgur.com/YJknJe5.jpg?1
― del griffith, Saturday, 24 September 2016 04:59 (eight years ago) link
i like norm a lot but the idea that there is a big mystery around why he never hit it big post-snl isnt really that much of a mystery. like i would think of this as peak norm but how the hell would this fit into a sitcom or whatever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9czoezm2vqw
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 24 September 2016 07:47 (eight years ago) link
i love this guy so much
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 September 2016 07:53 (eight years ago) link
so much i ripped off half my posting persona from him
very strange moving to canada and finding his brother is the washington correspondent for the cbc and has a significant family resemblance
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 24 September 2016 07:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.cbc.ca/1.1857896.1459879184!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_1180/neil-macdonald.jpg
― ælərdaɪs (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 24 September 2016 07:58 (eight years ago) link
seems strange he never became the crux of an adult swim cartoonwell, i mean there's the mike tyson thing but he's not the crux i guess
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 26 September 2016 03:37 (eight years ago) link
his sitcoms weren't great but were better than a handful of sitcoms that have made it. totally the wrong format for him, though.
rewatched Dirty Work a couple weeks ago and it held up better than expected, with the exception of some truly 90s musical cues
― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 26 September 2016 14:12 (eight years ago) link
love this, on being on Fallon same night as Trump:
Did you meet him?Well, what happened was, after the show, he came out and was just standing there. So I said, "Mr. Trump, a picture?" And he said, "You betcha. Just give me a minute." Then he turns and walks down the hall, all the way to the other end, and gets on the elevator. "Just give me a minute," and then he leaves the building. It was hilarious, like a Buster Keaton movie or something.
― andrew m., Monday, 26 September 2016 14:14 (eight years ago) link
in light of the new Sully movie I rewatched his appearance on Conan where he gets the early rights to the movie and holy hell is that funny
― frogbs, Monday, 26 September 2016 14:50 (eight years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/17/norm-macdonald-talks-chekhov
― johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:34 (eight years ago) link
“So, anyways, the guy dies, and then Chekhov continues the story. They put him in a kind of duffelbag, a sack, and throw him overboard. He sinks in the ocean, his dead body. And one fish grazes against him, rips the sack, and his body tumbles out, and a bunch of minnows come and eat little bits of him. And a big fish comes and takes away his legs, and that’s the end.” (Some of these details are not in the original.)
― frogbs, Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:47 (eight years ago) link
“That bird almost hit me in the face, like Fabio on the roller coaster,” he said.
― rolling auto-loon (PappaWheelie V), Tuesday, 11 October 2016 12:53 (eight years ago) link
And I like bleakness, because I grew up in a bleak area,” he said. (In Quebec, then Ontario.)
huh. Quebec was once ONtario?!
― andrew m., Tuesday, 11 October 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link
his show is on amazon prime now.
― removed from the rain drops and drop tops of experience (ulysses), Monday, 6 March 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-jfLIssw0E
― Wes Brodicus, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 20:14 (seven years ago) link
Excited about this, was there any explanation why it just disappeared after two episodes last year?
― devvvine, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 20:20 (seven years ago) link
apparently it's the obvious answer of funding:
https://www.reddit.com/r/NormMacdonald/comments/6moz6n/lets_hear_it_for_daniel_kellison_master_negotiator/dk4tr5n/
― devvvine, Wednesday, 12 July 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqECl-5BiA4
i found this to be a very unique and interesting interview. he goes really in-depth into spirituality and philosophy. cool stuff, some of it ends up in his work. there was a bit towards the end of his Netflix special where he talks about his love for his dog that i found very profound.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 12 July 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link
What is wrong with Norm, he seems very very slow lately.
― rip van wanko, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 10:03 (seven years ago) link
the true damage caused by Louis CK and podcast creating this world where we take nightclub comedians seriously as big philosophers cannot be calculated. if that wasn't Norm you'd be lil lol my Uncle Steve on Facebook get a load of this
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 12:16 (seven years ago) link
yeah, Louis CK was the first comedian ppl thought might have something interesting to say.
― circa1916, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 12:23 (seven years ago) link
There was a question on Reddit yesterday (maybe deleted, I can't find it), which said that comedians are often philosophers. They said three names, but I only remember that two of them were Bill Hicks and George Carlin. I don't even think Hicks is a comedian, but ymmv - but these are the guys whose fault it is.
― Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 13:29 (seven years ago) link
Lenny Bruce? Not stand-up, but some of Chaplin's film stuff? Comedy as a kind of "truth telling" is old as dirt.
― circa1916, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 13:38 (seven years ago) link
Good comedy is useful hence.....
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 13:57 (seven years ago) link
Pryor
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 15:09 (seven years ago) link
roy 'chubby' brown
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link
Watching the Conan clip where he calls Carrot Top a "retard." I don't think that would really fly these days
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link
yeah idk if today's youths would really buy the concept of "carrot top"
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link
lol
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link
he still makes me laugh and obviously he was very gifted but ultimately i'm just not that into what his thing was anymore, the dadliest of dads but ironic. there's a whiff of masculine self-regard about his thing that i used to think was cool but now i just don't have time for or care for. maybe i just don't like any professional comedians at all idk. the r word or the occasional anti trans joke or whatever is part of that as were his politics. not pretending that there wasn't plenty of that on tv at the time, just saying that it isn't out of line with his persona. though it seems like he did soften as he got older, got more classicist with his jokes, lost some of the cool guy snark, but there was always a smidge of the reactionary in him.
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 22:05 (three years ago) link
as far as absurdist comedians go i much prefer mitch hedberg and if i were as old as i am now when he died i'd be really gutted about it.
― Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 22:10 (three years ago) link
even the stuff he wrote for other shows was gold
Norm MacDonald was a writer on Roseanne and he was responsible for Jackie's iconic "Dad's dead" moment, inspired by an experience in his own life. pic.twitter.com/nSflQ8d6qU— Kevin Daly (@kevinddaly) September 14, 2021
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:04 (three years ago) link
Wow, I didn't know that
― tumblin’ dice outro (morrisp), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/jNzAvA6zWb— mr. toilet (@boring_as_heck) September 14, 2021
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:14 (three years ago) link
His book was good. RIP.
― maf you one two (maffew12), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:35 (three years ago) link
xpost lmao god he was so good
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
Currently enjoying this Cameo from Norm someone uploaded to youtube. Norm was asked to wish someones dad a happy retirement, Norm ends up going on for 8 full minutes, tells an extremely longwinded dirty joke, and advises the dad to walk into the ocean.
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 13:10 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUH1G6j0RAQ
just saw this clip of the mangrate saga on his show and despite the presence of andy dick i completely lost my shit https://mikepepsi.tumblr.com/post/662346085393678336/norm-macdonald-kept-losing-sponsors-on-his-podcast
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 13:15 (three years ago) link
"Your Dad's alive?"
"No"
"Fuck!!"
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 13:23 (three years ago) link
"that's what makes english the world's toughest language"
"it is the toughest language? to me it's the easiest"
― STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 13:47 (three years ago) link
hahahaha that cameo is incredible
― mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 14:00 (three years ago) link
"you know what might be a good hobby for you, Richard? Ventriloquism."
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 14:13 (three years ago) link
"All I could see was the angry eyes of Alan Thicke."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhdV4vxpZSg
― jmm, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 14:34 (three years ago) link
I love how all the SNL guys do impressions of each other.
― pplains, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 16:35 (three years ago) link
its been a real joy seeing all these clips of Norm pop up on Twitter. there's so much I haven't seen, dude was so naturally hilarious that pretty much any random podcast appearance could be gold
the Bob Saget roast clip is blowing up again and as much as I love it, it's kind of weird to see it divorced from context - I actually watched it as it aired and Norm's set was 3x funnier when it followed an hours worth of comedians trying to out-Andrew Dice Clay each other
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:08 (three years ago) link
I love when he goes full Canadian in the Jacques de Gatineau and Kitchener Leslie stories.
― jmm, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:23 (three years ago) link
frogbs otm re the Saget roastthe shift in gears was so jarring & great, and watching everyone else who had been up just losing it in the background it reminded me, weirdly, of seeing Neil Hamburger open for Faith No More. The way the performer is doing something other than what the audience wants, and the highwire aspect of just seeing where that goes, when you know that bombing is part of the plan.obv norm is a different performer. but it feels, passionately vaudevillian? to commit to a performance where there’s a good chance you are the only oerson enjoying it. like tiny tim. i dunno.
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:48 (three years ago) link
Neil Hamburger is actually a really good point of reference. Norm's roast reminds me of Neil's appearances on Jimmy Kimmel (which sadly seem to have vanished from the internet), where much of the audience is silent and clearly baffled and maybe even a little angry while a handful of people on panel are losing their shit.
― Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:52 (three years ago) link
Ladies and gentlemen, this man is for the birds vs Apparently they want to murder you in a well
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link
Birds is the one I've attempted in the company of friends and my partner, to their bafflement.
― thing that i used to think was cool but now i just don't have time for (stevie), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
hamburger at the FNM show was pretty incredible. i had seen him do standup before in a comedy club setting, and at a festival… it was wild to see him with an audience who had no frame of reference & did not get him at all, and to see how much hamburger loved it. like i would swear he got taller lolmeanwhile mr veg & I were max-cady-in-cape-fear-laughing from the back row
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 19:15 (three years ago) link
"There's no room that says scoundrel on it"
The solemn delivery absolutely kills me.
― jmm, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 19:32 (three years ago) link
― siffleur’s mom (wins), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link
Neil opening for FNM was so good
― the 45-year-old gaz coomber (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 22:50 (three years ago) link
"Ladies and gentlemen, Faaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
-mous comedian, Neil Hamburger"
― the 45-year-old gaz coomber (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 22:51 (three years ago) link
:D so good
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 23:19 (three years ago) link
my favorite was when he was opening for Tenacious D and he went “And now, I’m proud to introduce…….TENNNNNN more jokes!l” to a chorus of boos
― frogbs, Thursday, 16 September 2021 00:11 (three years ago) link
great piece by Kaleb Horon in RShttps://www.rollingstone.com/tv/tv-features/norm-macdonald-tribute-appreciation-1226839/
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 16 September 2021 00:20 (three years ago) link
latest episode of Conan's podcast is a tribute
― balance transfer eligible (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 September 2021 03:26 (three years ago) link
lmao this clip just popped up on my feed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emUhplJxmD0
something I find interesting about Norm is that through all his shows, podcasts, talk show appearances, interviews etc. he was pretty much "on" as a comedian nonstop, barely stopped for a minute to say anything serious, and you could assume all his stories were at least partially made up. but on Twitter, at least the last few years, he was almost exclusively philosophical & matter of fact. for a lot of entertainers it's exactly the opposite.
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2023 19:02 (one year ago) link
Lovs Norm, but its so weird to see a comedian caring about things like this.
Thinking about when Norm MacDonald would not stop attacking Bret Easton Ellis for attacking Alice Munro, God bless him pic.twitter.com/iDQwfp4i1A— Rory McCarthy (@roryisconfused) July 5, 2023
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:40 (seven months ago) link
patriotic Canadian right there
― symsymsym, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 20:49 (seven months ago) link
norm was otm
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:03 (seven months ago) link
You know what's weird? Finding out Alice Munro died from a Norm Macdonald thread.
― jaymc, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:37 (seven months ago) link
Norm McDonald died!?
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:47 (seven months ago) link
wait the thread killed her?
― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 May 2024 21:49 (seven months ago) link
she is the queen of the shaggy dog story with melancholy/longing/internal voices, so I see how Norm would be on her side <3
― fpsa, Tuesday, 14 May 2024 23:45 (seven months ago) link
Okay, but tweet #2 and #3 there are actually really funny
― H.P, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 00:07 (seven months ago) link
#4 gets my vote
― beard papa, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 04:36 (seven months ago) link
The kicker was that Norm made those tweets on his own birthday
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:13 (seven months ago) link
that list skips my favorite one:
http://i.imgur.com/RBJa157.jpeg
― waste of compute (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:39 (seven months ago) link
Those tweets were so satisfying because the Guy Who Calls Things Overrated is a type that deserves ridicule
― A So-Called Pulitzer price winner (President Keyes), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:41 (seven months ago) link
weirdest bit is complimenting alice munro by comparing her to lee iacocca
norm what
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 19:31 (seven months ago) link
That’s the best one imo
― your dog is fed and no one cares (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 20:20 (seven months ago) link
it's certainly the most "norm mcdonald" out of all of them
― Kate (rushomancy), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 20:44 (seven months ago) link