"ALL I WANT TO DO IS DRINK BEER AND CAUSE DAMAGE"

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NOSOTROS TENEMOS UN REGALO DE PUNK ROCK PARA USTEDES

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

EL GRUPO ES EL GERMS

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Chorus
Cause all I wanna do, is have some fun,
I got a feeling, I'm not the only one,
Cause all I wanna do, is have some fun,
I got a feeling I'm not the only one,
All I wanna do is have some fun,
Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.

msp (mspa), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

I wanna fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
Fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
I wanna fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
Fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!

Verse One: Psycho Les, JuJu

Knock knock, who is it? What my moms is the wizard
I'm about to land like an avalanche or a blizzard
So open up, let me in, then
check out the ill motherfuckin Les swing
Wickedy wicked, your girl's tit I lick it
and shwin-g it, like my man Wilson Pickett
I kick it, the Spanish Psycho's a lunatic
Rip a show, get the dough, and stick the hoe with my super *dick*
It's a AHH nut, then I be ghost
You got ta be clean everything not gross
I bust a ill style that your ears are not used to
Beatnuts make tracks for the crowd to get loose to
So honies in the house if you're hot rip your blouse off
My brothers if you're thirsty, crack the forty ounce
Beats I smack em out the stadium I never bunted
I rock all night, you got a light, let's get blunted
So light up, and pass it, so I can puff
You can't get enough of the rugged and rough
Anti-pop I ain't singin like a klutz
The world's (world's) famous (famous) Beat (beat) Nuts!

Well it's the junkyard nigga with the funk flow screamin
Hardcore, crazy bad breath like a demon
Retarded from birth see I ain't got no class
I used to fart in church and tell the preacher kiss my ass
Freakin mad styles catchin Caesars yo
It's the Psycho Dwarf killer with a stezo bro
Ugly like shit but sized crooked
Any piece of ass I ever got is cause I took it
Yo I'm invisible, niggaz can't see me kid
I did a short bid and came out cock diezel kid
Junkyard JuJu so you know
Strap a metal jacket every fuckin place I go
So play Dionne Warwick's song and Walk On By
Or maybe stick around for a Columbian Necktie
Whatever the fuck you do, just get out the place
I got some shit to blow, that's my right off in your face

I wanna fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
Fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
I wanna fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
Fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
I wanna fuck!

(Hey bro, what's happenin? Got that good cheeba cheeba?)
"Get on down"

Verse Two: Psycho Les

Ah-ah-ah, I just ripped, out the dirt from my coffin
Flippin through loops like a lunatic dolphin
I'm back, reincarnated
Psycho Les runnin through the graveyard intoxicated
Thuggin, titty huggin graf art muggin
Keep ya where your worst nightmare snuck in
yeah! Ya think I'm buggin here's my Glock 10
I have you singin like New Edit-it-edis-distion
Punk, play and get yo, smoked
I put two caps and I laughed up then joke around
I gets down, like Kool and
the Gang my slang got your girlfriend droolin
Yo I flip, and, land in the split
Then pop, man, bust your whole shit
Like a Shaolin Monk I kicks the grand funk
Drunk and I'm still fat out the trunk

I wanna fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
Fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
I wanna fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
Fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
I wanna fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
Fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
I wanna fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!
Fuck, drink beer, and smoke some shit!

Yeah, your mother!

[that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

DARBY SPEAK

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Gimme a beer.

I'm bored.

Do damage. Personal damage.

Hit the person next to you.

(repeat)

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

darby sucked he was in the closet and scared to come out cuz of his punk rawk cred then he went to london and came back all "adam and the ants are the new thing" and was dressed all like adam and gave up on punkkrawk then he died.

charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

DARBY SPEAK!

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

HECKLERS: fuck you, get off the stage, get your teeth fixed . . . . etc.

DARBY: Why doncha get yer braaaaaaaaain fixed?

(passes out)

Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

"Everybody with hair over their ears, cut it."

Amon (eman), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:26 (twenty years ago)

hey listen! listen! hey shutup! listen! they're throwing us out. we'll do "shut down"

Amon (eman), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

"waitress! we're the germs, we want beer."

Amon (eman), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ottawa-anime.org/~eyevocal/boredoms/covers/freeki.jpg
SIDE ONE: Sex Boy [writing credits?]
SIDE TWO: Darby Speak

Packaged in a gatefold sleeve with a pop-up picture of the band inside. "Sex Boy" is a Germs cover. "Darby Speak" is Yoshimi imitating the late Darby Crash of said Germs in the movie The Decline of Western Civilization, which is to say, haranguing someone in the audience to get her a beer. [Print status?]

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ottawa-anime.org/~eyevocal/boredoms/covers/freekigf.jpg

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

WAITRESS, WE'RE THE GERMS!!!!

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

who's read the darby books?
m.

msp (mspa), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

NO GOD

latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

"lexicon devil", the oral history darby book, is fun and scary.

dan (dan), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)

i didn't know about that free kitten thing. i was pulling quotes f rom this germs live tape i have called 'media blitz' on the dodgy as fuck cleopatra label.

Amon (eman), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

EX GERM DRUMMER BELINDA CARLISLE

charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

yeah! her name in th group was lorna doom wasn't it

Amon (eman), Wednesday, 4 May 2005 22:29 (twenty years ago)

no

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 5 May 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

belinda's punk name was dottie danger!

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 5 May 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

i was pulling quotes f rom this germs live tape i have called 'media blitz' on the dodgy as fuck cleopatra label.

-- Amon (masses7...) (webmail), May 4th, 2005 7:27 PM. (eman) (later) (link)

Yea I have that! The whole speech that Yoshimi makes is on it.

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 00:51 (twenty years ago)

UGgly cover art

http://image.listen.com/img/0/0/0/0/0/1/0/7/6/7/3/1076734.jpg

Amon (eman), Thursday, 5 May 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

Up close it looks like Print Shop Deluxe for Mac OS 4 stock graphics.


In kind of a good way!

A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

oh i have not caused damage to self others or property in too long
drinking beer and have to work tomorrow (but it is yknow friday)
rowdy/tired/uh

rrrobyn, Friday, 19 October 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago)

I was talking about the Germs in a bar the other day and "American Leather" came on the jukebox, as if by magic.

Drew Daniel, Friday, 19 October 2007 03:36 (seventeen years ago)

drew, that's because you ARE magic.

hstencil, Friday, 19 October 2007 03:40 (seventeen years ago)

this isnt a j-ro rhyme?

and what, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

j-rrro

deej, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago)


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