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my aim is messed up dude :(

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

ack! sowwy, brodeo.

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

hey chaki are there ever good shows at Knitting Factory LA?

also where are the good places to play in LA?

― milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

chaki, tell us more about your role as a "player"

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

jon, my mom does concert promotions for http://www.kcrw.org in la. i'm sure chaki knows more underground venues, but if you're interested in talking to any of the club dudes, shoot me an email, my mom prolly has connections.

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

jaxon. id like to start playing around town again now that i have my powerbook fixed can i shoot you an weemail?!?!

dean, like you dont know.

milton, Mc Chris with Books on Tape and Capt Ahab May 12 and V00rdoms on May17 at the Knit. both good shows! otherwise no the knitting fac. sucks BAWLS.

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

shoot away

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Wait, I don't want shows!?!?!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

ISNT IT IN A MALL...OR DID THE ASHLEE SIMPSON SHOW LIE TO ME....AGAIN.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

come to LA and play a show with me and dean can put up his ART

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

yah its totally in a mall which makes it even more sucki

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

hey jaxon -- wow gosh. will do. we're playing knitting factory on the 31st with Phthalo and DAT Politics and the guy who set up the gig was absolutely cool & got us a guarentee, which helps the DATs. I've been there once and couldn't believe what I was seeing, it's located on Hollywood Blvd, right in the soulless thick of it, directly across from the original set where they shot the television program 'Cheers'.

LA seems like a great place to live but it's hell to visit, the scenes shift fast, it's too vast to keep track of, you have to be a local to find the weird stuff...

― milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

it's in a mall across from club bang!

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:31 (twenty years ago)

I didn't know, but that makes absolute sense

― milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

hey milton ill come see you dat pol is cool!

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

come see show! I like their records but the DATs are absolute best live, everyone dances like maniacs. also bring CD of your stuff and we'll trade.

― milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

JaXoN i think your mom is partially responsible for what i'm doing on a date friday night. so yay for her!

milton i still havne't figured out what music you do.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

like, can i hear it or buy it?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I've heard it. You can too - there is a ton of mp3s, also you can pay money for it.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

whats it called pls

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

"Mar00n 5"

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

the server hosting most of my mp3's went under, but mimaroglu & itunes carry some of it. [controversial modesty edit]

― milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

What kind of talk is this? "Modern talk"?

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

oh dang i hate mp3s.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

We are readying mass arrests

― milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

When I was your age we couldn't even afford telephones to breathe into!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1416907238.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahaha roffles.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

oh god

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

mimaroglu & forced exposure carry the actual physical CDs, I'm definitely not against anyone paying money for them

this is teh chaki thread

― milton parker (Jon L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

nah its cool! :) lookin forward to tradin cd's brodeo :)

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

look if chaki isnt going to notice me, im going to have start posting personal stuff ok?

you used to have a car. you might have another one now, or it might be the same one, but, you had a car at some point, i know, dont try to fuck with me man, i remember, that one time, you said, "i have a car". i wrote it down, in case i ever forgot. you want me to go on, i will

you get up, every day, every fucking day! i bet you didnt want people to know that did you? every day.

adam, you dont want me to get started on you. you want these fuckers to know that edgware isnt in scotland, do you? DO YOU? its next to colindale. thats righT, edgware is next to colindale. AND HENDON. i can go on! and on. and on. for, like, ages. because satire is sort of long.

― charltonhz (gareth), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:47 (twenty years ago)

You could at least have pointed out that EDGWARE is not even technically LONDON! That would be pretty satirical!

And talk some funny Northern talk while you're at it!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:49 (twenty years ago)

adam is a manchester united fan. look at ONE MAP. do you see manchester being near edgware? or scotland? kept that pretty quiet didnt you?

― charltonlido (gareth), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

you don't understand, i'm different. i have a condition. i have a cold. ive had it since last week, you could never understand

― chrltnhz (gareth), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I was young and needed the money

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

http://n00100.myspace.com/00100/80/25/100975208_l.jpg
me and eddie "undercover brother" griffen on sunday!

― charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

back on dimestore blvd
drowned at moon lake
every posse & crew volume 1
every posse & crew volume 2
go team beikoku
got lost in simi valley
strategies of bunker youth

simondachstrasse
cherbourg summer
freaks come out tonite
pcp ep
ruhr generique
south queen st, morley volume 1
south queen st, morley volume 2
ultra kiki metroplex

timm thaler soundtrack
borsalino soundtrack
dave angel at the orbit
inner dialogue
essential marcos valle
plantasia
musicaelettronica
railway terrace

sunflower
enlightening beam of axonda
totales turn (its now or never)
de roubaix 67-74
bummed
snap, crackle (&) bop
trans europa express
reinforced 12s
seventeen stars
piano magic 96-99
vintage hawaiian 1

sent today!

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:36 (twenty years ago)

holy shit gareth i love you man.

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:39 (twenty years ago)

holy fuck, what is half that stuff? or are a lot of those gareth original comps?

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

some of them are comps yea, mainly the first two cds, the 2nd two arent comps

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

2nd two cds, that is

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

piano magic 96-99

CORNELIUS?

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

i need soulseek :(

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

god i cant wait to get into vintage hawaiian music!!!

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

chakklez, did you get the tix?

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

i did sir thank you so goddamn mucho!

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...

chaki got mail..

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 9 June 2005 05:34 (twenty years ago)

where you been doood?1?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 June 2005 05:41 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

hey gygax, u get yr shit yet?

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 09:00 (nineteen years ago)

long story... i'll email you.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

is chaki driving round simi valley with sol hoopii blasting out the boombox?

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 09:04 (nineteen years ago)

i wasnt in simi today but i was in santabarbara last weekend. beautiful.

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 09:09 (nineteen years ago)

gareth watch this dood: ILX LA: KCET launches Huell Howser's Interactive LA!!!

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

LOVES STEVE VAI, HATES WERNER HERZOG

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Sunday, 14 August 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

how can you not love a guy that inspired this song???

Stevie's Spanking:

His name is stevie vai

And hes a crazy guy

Last november, I recall,

He needed a spanking

He decided then

A female specimen

Would be excitin for a night

To give him a spanking

Laurel was her name

She came to notre dame

He told me just the other day

He oughta be thanking

Her for the spanking

She was large and soft

And she beat him off

Made him drool upon his dork

And gave him a wanking

After the spanking

Hair brush!

Oh! what a hair brush!

(its not that he requires grooming!

Guys with light blue hair never do!)

Then she did explain:

Theres another game

That we can play with this device,

And then a banana!

It was slightly green

Vapors in between

Rising up to fill the room

And cook the banana

She said it was dry

Stevie wont you try

To drool a little drool on it

And grease the banana

Later in the dawn

Laurel carried on

She got right up and dressed herself and

Ate the banana

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 15 August 2005 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

IM GET MENTIONED IN PITFORK TODAY!

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/05-10/10.shtml

As usual, the individual Sonics have plenty of solo/side project action going on. Moore will contribute songs to the second annual Deathbomb Arc Tape Club series, which has begun accepting subscriptions. The series will also include work from Tussle, Books on Tape, Chaki, Skull Skull (featuring members of Liars and Young People), and nearly 20 more artists dedicating to re-calibrating your aural senses. Moore, as well as fellow SY guitarist Lee Ranaldo, also have separate art shows running in New York, while Gordon has recently finished work on a collaborative film entitled Perfect Partner: Everything You Ever Wanted in a Car which has been screening in Europe the past week. So. Excuse Sonic Youth if they don't immediately hurry off and play with their newly recovered toys.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

i like chaki, but i think he doesnt like me

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

of course i like you harvell. sheesh! i bust balls sometimes. are you responsable for the mention in pfork? if so thanks dood!

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

i dont think i am! amy phillips runs the news department i think

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

does chaki like echo park?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 05:23 (nineteen years ago)

yes!

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

reasonable area to live?

christmas surprise?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 15 October 2005 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

CHAKI

― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 15 October 2005 10:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theteachersguide.com/clipart/chalk.gif http://pbskids.org/sesame/coloring/images/y_bert.gif

― Mad SETI (jaxon), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDERS

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 6 May 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPY CHAKI DE MAYO

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 6 May 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

Deserves YELLOWCARD for those sunglasses!

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 6 May 2006 01:33 (nineteen years ago)

aww dood whats wrong with big cheesy sunglasses? i aint wearin oakleys thats for sure. makes me feel 70s. thanks jaxon hope to see you in a week or so.

― city of gyros (chaki), Saturday, 6 May 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

"We just like big sunglasses. It's what looks good on our face." Teen queen ASHLEY OLSEN defends her and her sister MARY-KATE's obsession with the much-ridiculed eyewear.

http://image.space.rakuten.co.jp/lg01/92/0000067692/85/img3ac3c5db62y6cw.jpeg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ioffer-clothing.com/img/1117868400/_i/7022010/1.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:02 (nineteen years ago)

HIPY PAPY BTHTHDTH BTHTHDY

http://us.penguingroup.com/static/packages/us/yreaders/pooh75/characters/images/owl.jpg

― WOL (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:25 (nineteen years ago)

I keep seeing girls wearing those fuckin bug-eye shades. You think you're Lil Jon or something biatch??

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/ChadFinn/bb95a612.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:42 (nineteen years ago)

I keep seeing girls wearing those fuckin bug-eye shades. You think you're Lil Jon or something biatch??

yeah i see those sort of girls too. curse of the Full House twins.

i think in the female mind they wear them to look like a clown: -7 points
but the extreme contrast to their head makes them look much thinner: +10 points
thus a net positive (in their warped mindset)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 6 May 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

i see girls wearing big pink clown shades, out, quite a bit these days. i think they think it makes them look cute. they are right. well, the ones that are cute anyway, at least

i also see dudes wearing, well, sort of, ski shades, but only after about 7am, at after parties. before then, i dont see any ski shades. then, they appear

i think it might be the kind of person, that stays in on a saturday night, then gets up at 6am and takes drugs to go out

― charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 6 May 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://img128.exs.cx/img128/3690/liljohnhighschoolpic.jpg

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Saturday, 6 May 2006 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

YES, I THINK IM LITTLE JON.

― city of gyros (chaki), Saturday, 6 May 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

chaki donut liver henry moore

― gershy, Tuesday, 22 January 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

http://www.shavedneck.com/StickersFanzinesEtc/images/AJ-MeatPuppetsInterviewPage2.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 22 July 2008 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

MY NAME IS CORY SKLAR AND THIS IS MY LIVEJOURNAL http://corysklar.livejournal.com/MY NAME IS CORY SKLAR AND THIS IS MY LIVEJOURNAL http://corysklar.livejournal.com/

― Ages 8 to 80, Tuesday, 10 February 2009 22:13 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

lol wtf

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/2010/10/meet_the_reader_who_won_the_co.php

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

"Sounds pretty funny."

― jeff, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:26 (fourteen years ago)

"I have always felt a bit of a connection with Judd. We are both Jews from the Valley and have similar comedic obsessions. Also, we both have hot chicks waiting for us in bed."

― jeff, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

― am0n, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:45 (fourteen years ago)

Comments (1)
Lukas says:
lol cory

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 00:50 (fourteen years ago)

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