advice on girl who doesn't like to kiss, just fuck

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She's a weirdo. She is freaked out about kissing at all, but is down with sex. She told me she was with some guy who tried to kiss her and she told him, "Well you're not getting laid tonight!", and she went home. She tends to cackle madly over bad jokes and keeps going on about her therapist. She has very large boobs and looks like your average suicide girl. Good taste in music, except she doesn't like anything that isn't indie and, conversely, doesn't like any films that aren't mainstream.

how 2 deal?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:11 (twenty-one years ago)

this was our first date last night when she told me all this. in lieu of a goodnight kiss, she rubbed her face on my shoulder and purred.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:15 (twenty-one years ago)

by your description, she seems dumb. i give it a thumbs down unless you're into always making fun of your gril. was it really a "date"? like on tv?

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I met her at a "show". she's really nuts. I've already decided it's a thumbs-down, but I had to relate the tale. She basically came out and said, "I'll sleep with anyone and kiss no one."

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

she sounds scary, even outside of the kiss/fuck conundrum.

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she's stalking me now. Therein lies the other issue.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:38 (twenty-one years ago)

check out this police pursuit on tv

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

this guys just driving on his rims. no tires.

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:39 (twenty-one years ago)

damn truck flipped like 20 times!

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 6 May 2005 22:41 (twenty-one years ago)

well at least you can get laid?

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

true!

wait, really? police pursuit? fuck, I knew I missed a lot while working.

was the license plate on the truck "AHZ5150"?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the kiss/fuck thang is common with prostitutes, no? watch yer noodle, dude, no bareback with miss nokiss, ya hear?!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

for reals, though. burn me once, I've learned my lesson, know what I'm sayin

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

you can just have sex with her humungo boobs!

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:40 (twenty-one years ago)

chaki, clearheaded, on titty-fuckin

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 6 May 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

She has very large boobs and looks like your average suicide girl.

does not compute

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:17 (twenty-one years ago)

WEAR A CONDOM!

AND A CONDOR!

― h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

kissing is way fun, so i don't think i would go for a girl not into kissing. actually kissing is sort of the very definition of fun.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck her

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 7 May 2005 00:59 (twenty-one years ago)

literally

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 7 May 2005 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Marry her and have a kissing mistress.

― The Father of Honky-Crunk (Matt Chesnut), Saturday, 7 May 2005 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

kiss them titty-balls

― kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, man, if you can't makeout in a cab, life isn't worth living.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 7 May 2005 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

easy way to break it off with her and ensure no stalking = grab her and french kiss her

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 7 May 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

she prolly has mouth herpes

but i echo what amatateurist says: actually kissing is sort of the very definition of fun.

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 7 May 2005 04:48 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate it when chicks are like this. it usually means they have problems that in no way you can help them with or fix or even cope with, and that you'll never be able to satisfy them (emotionally).

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 May 2005 04:57 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost - otm. oh god! get far away from this girl asap before you get cockrot!!!

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 7 May 2005 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, I think her thing is that she'll do anything but kiss! it's like she's got a total aversion to getting someone else's saliva in her mouth. and yet apparently she's okay with throwing lips to cack.

she was text messaging me all night while I was at some karaoke bar. great.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 7 May 2005 07:59 (twenty-one years ago)

throwing lips to cack?

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 7 May 2005 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently that's what she wants to do to gear.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 7 May 2005 12:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I agree w/am about kissing = fun as well. But, you know, if she's really into fucking a lot, I could probably manage ok.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 7 May 2005 14:57 (twenty-one years ago)

kissing is an integral part of fucking!!!

or is that rockist or something?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

it's funny to think of some weird alternate-reality scenario where you're fucking her and try to plant a kiss and she covers her mouth with her hands and gets all uptight and is like "i'm just not ready for that yet."

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

amateurist, i'm just not ready for reading that yet

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't even know who you are fucking

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

haaa

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 7 May 2005 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not amateurist or cutty, i hope

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 7 May 2005 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

well now I've gotta lose this stalker. I fell asleep very late last night and she called me at 10am, and I made it obvious she woke me up. So instead of saying, "Oh I'll call you back!", she started going on about this great pair of shoes she'd bought on Melrose.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 7 May 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

what were the shoes like? theres some good deals round this time of year, i heard

― charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 7 May 2005 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

she said they were "awesome and cheap!" I guess she did get a good deal.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 7 May 2005 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

well thats good at least, you have to admit?

― charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 7 May 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

this is a much better issue to be grappling with than, say, rockizm.

you're right, I'll agree. Maybe she's not so bad, eh? (xpost)

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Saturday, 7 May 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont know that we can go that far. all we've really established is she knows a bargain when she sees one. i'm not sure thats enough though

― charltonlido (gareth), Saturday, 7 May 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

calling you during daylight hours makes her a stalker?

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 8 May 2005 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)

no it's the bit where she killed my last three girlfriends and left their noses in my mailbox

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 8 May 2005 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

don't judge her too hastily

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 8 May 2005 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Girls who don't kiss are the duddest of duds.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 8 May 2005 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

what about girls who kiss but don't fuck?

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 8 May 2005 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cinekorea.com/image/osoojong.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 8 May 2005 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil: stalker apologist

― charleston charge (chaki), Sunday, 8 May 2005 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

naw, i don't have any experience with/as stalker(s).

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 8 May 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously, I think her thing is that she'll do anything but kiss!

That's a *bad* deal. I mean, you could do ANYTHING with her (aside from kissing)!

― nathalie in a bar under the sea (stevie nixed), Sunday, 8 May 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

hump her armpits!

― Amon (eman), Monday, 9 May 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

she called me up this morning while I was on my way to work and asked, "Have you listened to the Go! Team CD I burned for you yet? Or that house mix I made?" I said no, and she got really pissed. "Fine, you know what? I was going to ask you what you thought of them, but I don't want to know what you think of them now! Don't bother to tell me when you listen to them! Maybe you should just break the CDs, you know what I mean?"

Then I got to work and had to go, she said, "Fine!" and hung up.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK HER IN THE MOUTH TO SHUT HER UP!!!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

WILL DO

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

THE GO TEAM CD IS GOOD THOUGH, BE SURE NOT TO BREAK IT

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

RIGHT

I WASN'T GONNA LISTEN TO HER NO HOW, ON ACCOUNT OF HER CRAZINESS

SHE ALSO SAID I WAS "WEIRD" FOR LIKING THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU ARE WEIRD BUT THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

HEY NOW

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

if loving that movie makes me "weird," well, i don't wanna be, uh, right.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I think when the inevitable '60s movie poll comes around, two of my top three will be that and Once Upon A Time In the West. I'm such a weirdo!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 11 May 2005 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

it's much less weird than not kissing

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 12 May 2005 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I BET THE ONLY CDS YOU OWN ARE ENNIO MORRICONE COLLECTIONS

FUCKING FREAK

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 12 May 2005 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

SECRET'S OUT I'M RUINED

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 12 May 2005 02:08 (twenty-one years ago)

if you only owned ennio morricone collections, you'd have a great fucking collection

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)

as long as you had that joan baez "sacco & vanzetti" soundtrack; that rules.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 12 May 2005 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

i have the box set "mondo morricone" and i have "a fistfull of morricone" and about 30 of his induvidual sndtrx and IM STILL NOT AS WEIRD AS GEEAR

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 12 May 2005 08:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the go! team are HORRIBLE.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I have the soundtrack to La Califfa, which is great! (weirdo!)

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 12 May 2005 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

advice on girl who doesn't like to kiss, just fuck (69 new answers)

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i've been trying to think of a joke thread title for this one FOR DAYS and i cannot come up with anything clever.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 May 2005 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil are you still maybe assisting the novels poll or should I organize those fuckers myself

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i will have a chance to get to it tomorrow on my off day. gotta stay in and do some job huntin' too, so that'll be the perfect slack-off activity.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

do you guys like that improv group that morricone was in?

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 May 2005 17:53 (twenty-one years ago)

do tell!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Artist: GRUPPO DI IMPROVVISAZIONE NUOVA CONSONANZA
Title: Musica Su Schemi
Label: AMPERSAND
Format: CD
Price: $13.00
Catalog #: AMPERE 004CD
"Founded in Italy between 1964 and 1965, the world's first composers collective, Gruppo Di Improvvisazione Nuova Consonanza, sought to unhem the purposefulness of their respective instruments and the primacy of composition in order to open up a space for the emergence of free music and unintentional noise sounds. The music sways between nearly inaudible whir, clatter and scrape and bubbling blasts of sound. Their overtures to noise, anti-musical operations and compositional experiments on this disc, like their English brethren AMM, completely anticipated a strategic break with the standards of virtuosity. This work represents the earliest incarnation of Gruppo and features Ennio Morricone, better known for his soundtrack work, Franco Evangelisti, Egisto Macchi, Antonello Neri, Giovanni Piazza and Italian Instabile Orchestra member, Giancarlo Schiaffini. This disc is packaged in standard jewel box with outer slipcase. Contains previously unpublished photos and original notes by Franco Evangelisti."

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

if i could find a girl who likes to kiss, fuck, and listen to GRUPPO DI IMPROVVISAZIONE NUOVA CONSONANZA, i'd marry her in a heartbeat.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd pass Crazy onto you except clearly she's only down with 1 out of 3.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:22 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah well long distance relationships aren't really my thang, neither.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

;-D

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:26 (twenty-one years ago)

except if gygax! is involved, of course.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:31 (twenty-one years ago)

if i could find a girl who likes to kiss, fuck, and listen to GRUPPO DI IMPROVVISAZIONE NUOVA CONSONANZA, i'd marry her in a heartbeat.

hstencil if you ever say this aloud you have to YELL the words "GRUPPO DI IMPROVVISAZIONE NUOVA CONSONANZA."

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

also you have to dress up like this:

http://badgas.co.uk/lynndie/mario_bros_ohio.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 12 May 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

mario and luigi are hurtful stereotypes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

took me a second to figure out who dude on the left was.

i just saw a stencil spraypainted on the sidewalk that had a picture of donald rumsfeld and he was saying "Do the Abu" and then above him there was a disco ball and two naked dancers with bags on their heads.

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 May 2005 21:17 (twenty-one years ago)

there's something really spectacular about that photo.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 13 May 2005 01:25 (twenty-one years ago)

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