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IT'S BEEN LIKE A WEEK.
IS TODAY NATIONAL "DRUG DEALER DON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE DAY"?

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

sorry sir, but i am extremely stoned at the moment, i'll get back to you

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:05 (twenty years ago)

WHEEERREEEE ARRREEE YOOOUUU ROOOOOOOOOOON

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:08 (twenty years ago)

IAN I WOULD OF GIVEN YOU THE SKUNK IF YOU WANTED IT
should of said something broham

― brock (brock), Thursday, 19 May 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

i need mdma for this weekend...

considering coke if none turns up, i dunno

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 19 May 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

the sticker on the cigarette pack in that pic makes me miss europe already

― noizem duke (noize duke), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

not the 8 oz orange seltzer bottle?
FUMER TUE

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

WHY ARE YOU IN BALTIMORE POT MAN???? FUCK YOU!!!!!

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

that dude's eyebrows are MENTAL

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 19 May 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

all is well.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 19 May 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

can i have some

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

yeah, come over.
i am makin fruit salad and some grilled chicken with hummus.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

I NEED TO GET ONE PLANE:-(

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

ill be there in spirit.

― latebloomer: B Minus Time Traveler (latebloomer), Thursday, 19 May 2005 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Should I call teh wis3man?

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Friday, 20 May 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

i began looking for weed on wednesday in anticipation of not getting it 'till friday. these are the things you must do when people on both sides of the transaction are stoned/wanting to get stoned. :(

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Friday, 20 May 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

i have a new dealer

her name is BOO

now she's mine

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

roffle

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 20 May 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Lido, couldn't you just buy some there?

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 20 May 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

it depends, i like to be sorted beforehand if possible

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

sort it out

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 20 May 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

top one nice one get sorted.

watch your bass bins i'm telling you

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 20 May 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

found some:) they werent bad either

― charltonlido (gareth), Sunday, 22 May 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

wife and kid went out and I'm MANFULLY reisting the urge to hit the pipe. tragedy of a middle-aged pothead: DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 22 May 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.stereogum.com/img/charlize_apple.jpg

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Friday, 19 August 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

HI I READ GAWKER & DEFAMER TOO

― The Ghost of Dean Gulberry (dr g), Friday, 19 August 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.webtv4kids.com/linux-stoned.jpg

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

A joint and a bong? TOO MUCH little penguin man.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

i let my neighbor plug in a wireless router into my dsl in trade for pharmacy grade

― Mad Senti (jaxon), Thursday, 13 October 2005 06:30 (twenty years ago)

I think the LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD BRO at the LOCAL NEIGHBORHOOD LIQUOR STORE was offering me weed. He started in on how he didn't like people so I BOUNCED (BAD IDEA).

― I was CRYING when Huell Howser's head exploded in a local feed store (dr g), Thursday, 13 October 2005 07:09 (twenty years ago)

I have close to a half O at the very least, constantly with me or in my car. Too bad I don't live in your town. Vancouver can be a worthless city sometimes, but we can out-smoke anyone. I roll joints better than 99% of anyone out there, I'll even make an .mov of exactly how slick I bust it. And this girl Nikki, she can make a perfect philly in under a minute from scratch. British Columbia: Good for SOMEthing.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

When Dave Q was staying at my place in the summer, we destroyed like an O every four days. Still killing myself for not filming/taping more of the conversations, there was this great one about assassinating George Strombolopolous from Much.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

I'll even make an .mov of exactly how slick I bust it.

YES PLEASE.

I have to say, I do crave some at the moment. But alas I doubt the baby would appreciate it.

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Thursday, 13 October 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

OKAY NOT MY BEST WORK BUT IT"S THREE AM

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 09:23 (twenty years ago)

YAY! Thanks. If I win the lottery, pop my baby out, I'll ship you over and enroll you as my roller! :-)

― nathalie, a bum like you (stevie nixed), Thursday, 13 October 2005 10:03 (twenty years ago)

I got offereed weed and "rocks" at 5 am the other day. Yay Bushwick.

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 13 October 2005 11:25 (twenty years ago)

I roll joints better than 99% of anyone out there, I'll even make an .mov of exactly how slick I bust it.

LECOQ YOU MAKE MY COME-ON-STAY-WHITE ALARM GO OFF. and your joint looks pretty weak.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:06 (twenty years ago)

I'M NOT FUCKIN WHITE

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)

And I LIKE YOU CUTTY, get over that skateboard baiting thread thing!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:08 (twenty years ago)

Look, my brother was on RDS flow when he was 15; at least half of my friends here skate; Rick McCrank's shop co-sponsors everything with us event-wise, dude I have nothing but love for skateboarders I just phrase myself Coqiuly sometimes.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

adding the filter after rolling is not considered gauche in the americas?

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:11 (twenty years ago)

Just a time saver and I like to keep my filter short as possible so I smoke more weed at once.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

i don't know what the etiquette is, but i do put filters in before twisting.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:13 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, I get the most basic but satisfying tactile thrill from using the scissor-tip wraparound method, putting it in and then slowly unfurling the paper by sliiiightly opening the scissors and turning against the curl. Fits more snugly too I find!

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:15 (twenty years ago)

i see how that could work.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:17 (twenty years ago)

Now we can be friends!

KNOCK KNOCK

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

I said KNOCK KNOCK!.....

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

EAT CUM COQQY

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:25 (twenty years ago)

Never that cuh, I did that shit when I was 15, and it's overrated, especially if it's your own cum.

Now,

KNOCK KNOCK

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

if yr gonna bother with tools, why not just get a little cigarette rolling mcahing. if you replace the belt with one a bit biger, you can cram more in. it ensures tight fit on the spacer and even distribution (esp if you roll w/ tobacco).

simple machines rule.

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 13 October 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

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that's dumb. just sell weed.

― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 20:32 (twelve years ago)

i've got some good kandahar. and some silver haze. and some chocolate kush. and a tiny bit of bc bud. and something called green river. can pick and choose. my pal likes to give me samples.

we don't really drink anymore so we figure we are saving money anyway. i only really smoke pot to watch netflix at night. that's the extent of my use.

― scott seward, Monday, 2 September 2013 20:36 (twelve years ago)

man, you are really living the life out there in western mass!!

if i could restrict myself to weed for just tv or movietime that would be cool, but i got in the habit of getting up an smoking with my morning coffee and having 78rpm listening sessions which would transform into afternoon lethargy and thus into a) not going out to dig for records and b) napping and c) not applying for jobs cuz lazy.

also, you know, saving that $200 per month is v good since my income is not steady at the moment.

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Monday, 2 September 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)

Tis legal here now, and yet...

― joygoat, Monday, 2 September 2013 20:55 (twelve years ago)

here ya go, ian:

https://sphotos-a-atl.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1176133_10151889983314595_1517261883_n.jpg

― scott seward, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 00:49 (twelve years ago)

four weeks pass...

<3 no-weed ilxors. i shall join you in short order. it's a thing. meanwhile we back to basics
http://cdn100.iofferphoto.com/img3/item/498/236/272/cigarette-style-one-hitter-bat-tobacco-pipe-new-smoke-32d1.JPG

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 01:27 (twelve years ago)

those things suck ime

― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 October 2013 05:59 (twelve years ago)

mine gets super hot and i usually end up sucking in a bit of ash

― clouds, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 06:03 (twelve years ago)

It is not ideal -- I prefer water filtration devices -- but it's okay for the short term.

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 07:41 (twelve years ago)

yeah i have a pipe

― JEFF 22 (Matt P), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 07:46 (twelve years ago)

thing i like about those things is that you can really control the amount you smoke. that's also why i really liked small one-hitter-ish glass pipes where the bowl can only fit in a little bit. i've never been a huge fan of bongs because i have such a hard time limiting my intake

― marcos, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 14:14 (twelve years ago)

silk road is a game changer guys

― Mordy , Friday, July 5, 2013 2:46 PM

Now what??

― ♫♪.ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılılı.♫♪ (carne asada), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)

suxxx

― just sayin, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:07 (twelve years ago)

i use this http://www.journeypipe.com/
it goes everywhere w/me

― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:10 (twelve years ago)

still digging the launch box

― .ılılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl (am0n), Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:43 (twelve years ago)

wow, i assumed it wouldn't last forever but this is still a surprise

― Mordy , Wednesday, 2 October 2013 17:49 (twelve years ago)

"Dread Pirate Roberts"

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Thursday, 3 October 2013 01:20 (twelve years ago)

http://www.scribd.com/doc/172764080/Ulbricht-Criminal-Complaint

― cap'n save-a-bro (Control Z), Thursday, 3 October 2013 01:44 (twelve years ago)

Levison press release http://pastebay.net/1312804

― cap'n save-a-bro (Control Z), Thursday, 3 October 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

^ woops sorry wrong tab delete :x ^

― cap'n save-a-bro (Control Z), Thursday, 3 October 2013 01:54 (twelve years ago)

they were calling thar dude not merely "dread pirate roberts" but rather "THE dread pirate roberts" on npr today

― sleepingbag, Friday, 4 October 2013 05:21 (twelve years ago)

tharrrr

― sleepingbag, Friday, 4 October 2013 05:21 (twelve years ago)

(5) What if Twitter never manages to turn a profit, at all? "We may not be able to achieve or subsequently maintain profitability," Twitter acknowledges. Indeed, it's lost about $420 million in its lifespan.

― sleepingbag, Friday, 4 October 2013 05:46 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

I haven't smoked in over a decade, but I have an etiquette question for y'all. A facebook friend (read: high school acquaintance who I haven't seen irl in 20 years) just messaged me the following:

I wanted to talk to you about finding something. Using S___ as the middle man is proving tedious

S___ being another high school friend, who I cross paths with somewhat more frequently. I guess he's in business. Anyway, I'm presuming the woman who messaged me is being super sketchy by using facebook to message about this topic and realnaming S___ in her message. But then, I haven't engaged in any weed commerce since the 1990s, so I don't know if that's just how people do these days?

― how's life, Saturday, 15 February 2014 15:54 (twelve years ago)

ime the etiquette is to not refer to anything directly, but oblique nudge-nudge references are generally okay.

― Mordy , Saturday, 15 February 2014 16:06 (twelve years ago)

always refer to it as "sacajawea"

― Karl Malone, Saturday, 15 February 2014 16:07 (twelve years ago)

lol. will do!

― how's life, Saturday, 15 February 2014 16:09 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

― mh, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)

now that i'm in NYC, i'd like to do the thing where the guy from high maintenance shows up and improves your day. anyone have experience with this? i'm assuming you have to have a reference or something, otherwise officer buzzkill would just call up the number and be like "i'd like a bunch of weed delivered to my house, which is at 123 police station row, i mean 555 main st"

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 17 August 2014 20:00 (eleven years ago)

i did this once. got a number from a friend and i had to call up and give the guy a secret phrase before he'd deliver. after a while the guy ended up bugging out on me and he screamed at me that i was a cop. it was good while it lasted, though.

― Spectrum, Monday, 18 August 2014 01:57 (eleven years ago)

Id live to get the high maintenance thing going too but the only person I know who smokes is my connect. Therefore I have no idea how to get it started.

― calstars, Monday, 18 August 2014 08:44 (eleven years ago)

It took me years to find a connect after moving cross country. But the other day I walked into a store for the first time, talked to a guy behind the counter about varieties like I talk to the dude at the local wine shop, made a purchase and got a printed receipt for "useable marijuana". I still can't really believe that this happened.

― joygoat, Monday, 18 August 2014 22:56 (eleven years ago)

Granted price-wise it was like buying a $12 beer at a ball park but still.

― joygoat, Monday, 18 August 2014 22:57 (eleven years ago)

The weed was that bad huh

― 龜, Monday, 18 August 2014 22:58 (eleven years ago)

uhm karl, let's talk

― ian, Tuesday, 19 August 2014 01:56 (eleven years ago)

two years pass...

going to a conference in Boston tomorrow to Thursday and hoping someone knows somebody? lol despite living there for 7-8 years all my connects have moved away

― marcos, Sunday, 2 October 2016 02:02 (nine years ago)

was in a similar situation a few years back and on a shadier site than this asked the same question and came up empty handed. ended up just overloading on beer instead. gl hf

― calstars, Sunday, 2 October 2016 02:13 (nine years ago)

yea I figured it was a shot in the dark but worth a try

― marcos, Sunday, 2 October 2016 18:03 (nine years ago)

But, you know, Craigslist

― calstars, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:41 (nine years ago)

lol any tips? I have no idea how to sort the bullshit from the real

― marcos, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:48 (nine years ago)

a little research says to avoid "for sale" and go to personals

― marcos, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:49 (nine years ago)

but yea my connects live in Cleveland and San Diego, I don't know anyone in Boston who can get weed anymore

― marcos, Sunday, 2 October 2016 22:50 (nine years ago)

did you try Sully in Southie? He's a worker.

― imho tep (sanskrit), Monday, 3 October 2016 14:43 (nine years ago)

sully in southern? Who's that

― marcos, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:31 (nine years ago)

southie* lol iPhone doesn't recognize that

― marcos, Monday, 3 October 2016 15:32 (nine years ago)

lol @ Sully in Southie

― dr. mercurio arboria (mh 😏), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:29 (nine years ago)

C'mon. Everyone knows Sully only deals in the harder shit. It's Murph you want.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 3 October 2016 16:46 (nine years ago)

here, at least make yourself useful

― difficult listening hour, Friday, 14 October 2016 08:33 (nine years ago)

lol

― sarahell, Friday, 14 October 2016 08:41 (nine years ago)

if only there were some kind of email address I could get in contact with

― Neil S, Friday, 14 October 2016 08:47 (nine years ago)

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