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wow

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 4 June 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

wowie wow wow wow

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Saturday, 4 June 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

a condom in my bed
you better start talkin DOO-itch

― what the f-DOO is this (deangulberry), Saturday, 4 June 2005 00:58 (twenty years ago)

that's right nigga i was there

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isayba--shesayshutup

― Community Cornerstone (deangulberry), Saturday, 4 June 2005 01:01 (twenty years ago)

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― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 4 June 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

the *doot*s over the profanity are cracking me the fuck up!!!!!! Ohmygod cutty, I fellate u forever.

― you cannot have progress without ogres (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 4 June 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

first person to edit these together gets $5.50

― well well well what the DOOT is this (deangulberry), Saturday, 4 June 2005 03:20 (twenty years ago)

i am way too drunk to understand what just happened. HELP!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 4 June 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

the DOOT'S totally had me on a LOLercoaster, though

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 4 June 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

the last Fuck isn't DOOTed.

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 4 June 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

PLUS I SMELL CIGARETTES

I SAY "BITCH" SHE SAY "SHUT UP"

"UH UH" "UH WHAT?"

BEST THING EVER WRITTEN. IN THE WORLD.

― Allyzay flies casual (allyzay), Saturday, 4 June 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

Pull out my gun??? Isn't he NAKED at this point???

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 4 June 2005 05:54 (twenty years ago)

EVER HEAR OF A NAKED HOLSTER?> I THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE BEEN NAKED IN PART ONE AS WELL WHEN HE PULLED OUT HIS BARETTA ORIGINALLY UNTIL I SAW THE VIDEO> BUT ITS FUCKING R>'DOOT'>KELLY NAKED GUN HOLDING ARE NOT A PROBLEM>

― pher (pher), Saturday, 4 June 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

DOOT

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 19 June 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

dvd commentary still best thing ever

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 June 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOmrZoGxsIA&search=trapped%20in%20the%20closet%20commentary

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 19 June 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

what a DOOTing retard

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 19 June 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

well well well what the DOOT is this

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

i wish he was sitting in the lower corner of my right eye doing commentary on my life

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

"You see, now, this is the part where eman types his answers into the little box - there's a box at the bottom of the screen and he puts his answer in there. It might be a joke or a serious statement or fact, an answer to a question ... maybe even an animated gif. The people on the internet don't know what it will be until until he hits 'submit' and that's the genius of the internet - you never know what will be on it - on the internet - until eman hits submit - until we all hit submit - black or white, blue or green, Indian - it don't matter. Submissions come from all colors. That's what the internet teaches you."

― Jumpman (account), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

haha

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

trippy

― Q('.'Q) (eman), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WrgZqLALfY

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

actually fuck that. just watch the full commentary

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger. it wasn't a cliffhanger, but that's the cliffhanger, the fact that it wasn't a cliffhanger. we made you think they'd be leading up to another cliffhanger and that's actually the cliffhanger.

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

"he continues to rough up the midget as if the midget was under attack"

― Zwan (miccio), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/drunkinthecloset

R Kelly Trapped in the Closet Drinking Game

While watching the remix commentary Tell someone else to drink when you see…

R Kelly rhymes a word with the same word

R Kelly lights or smokes his cigar

You see the wig

Drink One sip when…

R Kelly says Cliffhanger

R Kelly says Extreme

R. Kelly says Reality

R Kelly says Trapped in the Closet

R Kelly looks at the camera, smiles, and doesn’t say anything

Tron talks about or says he wants to kill somebody

Whenever anyone uses a phone

Whenever any character winks at another character

Whenever the camera angle changes and R Kelly looks at the wrong camera

Big Man uses his inhaler

Big Man passes out

Drink 3 (and do 3 push-ups) when…

R Kelly goes Muaahhh

R Kelly Zach Morris’s (freezes) the scene and talks to the camera

Big Man points at his crotch saying he’s blessed

There are three echoes in the lyrics

Drink 6 when…

Tron gets out of jail

Finish your beer when

Big Man shits himself

― Zwan (miccio), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

first of all, that's fucking omar from the wire!

second, the editing on the commentary is bonkers!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

this is a minstrel show, you guys

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

yeah the editing! there's some points where it switches to a front view of him in his chair all of a sudden.. wtf?

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

OMAR WITH A FATTEY HAAAAA

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, the commentary track

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

I've checked google but I still can't figure out what connotations there are to "honey and pears" that Kelly's being coy about.

― Zwan (miccio), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

it's just that she knows he likes honeys and pears

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

i missed what happened with this after chapter 5 finished. WOW.

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Saturday, 27 January 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, this is definitely next level.
#1 is definitely Omar, but #2 is R's chubby white Southern girl drawl.
I need him to do an answering machine message in that voice.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

hstencil: god this is like the pinnacle of western civilization.
tza: HAHA
hstencil: serious.

― the art of pretend non-lawyering. (tehresa), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 05:30 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

― craig sager (eman), Friday, 5 December 2008 01:12 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― sleep, Friday, 5 December 2008 01:44 (sixteen years ago)

nuggnuts

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 5 December 2008 15:51 (sixteen years ago)

u dippin on me

― craig sager (eman), Friday, 5 December 2008 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

wifee just told me she'd cheat on me with some nuggets

that's cool, i got secret donuts

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Tuesday, 9 December 2008 07:25 (sixteen years ago)

THAT MCNUGGETS VIDEO IS KEITH SWEAT!!!

http://www.designalkhemy.com/client/mcd_ksweat/dd-formmailer.php

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Saturday, 13 December 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://i38.tinypic.com/ei76gw.jpg

― sleep, Saturday, 13 December 2008 10:50 (sixteen years ago)

Name: Vincent Bravo

Title: INVINCEABLE

Message: THOSE CHICKEN NUGGETS ARE THE BOMB LIKE YOUR MUSIC KEITH!! I'M DEFINATELY V.I.P AND SO OUR MY TWO KIDS WHEN IT COMES TO THE MCNUGGETS LOVERS CLUB!!! WE LOVE DIPPIN THEM TO OUR HEARTS CONTENT!!

― craig sager (eman), Saturday, 13 December 2008 17:38 (sixteen years ago)

beggin'-ass keith

― The Reverend, Sunday, 14 December 2008 04:49 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://i39.tinypic.com/s3obhz.gif

― eman, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 03:12 (sixteen years ago)

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