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― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFELSS

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.trackteam.org/users/krud/IMG_0572.JPG

― DDBROBURGUR (ddb), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

aw!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)

ian i have to say you look a little bit malnourished in photo #1. drink ensure.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dcexaminer.com/content/articles/2005/06/07/top_news/01top07marijuana.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

is that from sunday?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, cutty you look like fucking Motley Crue.

You are working too hard! :(

xp haha

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

why are you touching yr junk in photo 1?

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

He is being a MAN

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Beard. Meat. Junk.

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:53 (twenty-one years ago)

since i've never met ian and the only image i have of him in my head is as Lindsay Weer from Freaks & Geeks, i saw that picture and thought he looked like me (beard, burgers, malnutrition)

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i have never seen a photo of ian! i mean, one from this century.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought he looked a little like remy at first. then, not so much.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

there ... is ... a photo ... of ... ddb ... somewhere

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 05:58 (twenty-one years ago)

\m/ danzig \m/

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost
in a trucker hat, no less, in dire need of a haircut and a shave.

― jack cole (jackcole), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:08 (twenty-one years ago)

More pictures of Cutty and DDB TOGETHER

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://web.novalis.org/images/photo/china/100_1554.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://pimpdaddy.5u.com/images/cat%20fight.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://gpsinformation.us/main/teamwork.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 06:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus, cutty you look like fucking Motley Crue.

there are no pix of me on this page.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.trackteam.org/users/krud/IMG_0571.JPG

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

ian doesn't seem to want to let go of the burger does he?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa. ddb looks like frank gallagher (gallagher family patriarch on channel 4's 'shameless,' possibly the best show ever).

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 10:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:j7rkODu0IGsJ:www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/media/S/shameless/shameless_frank_400x260.jpg

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

balls.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.trackteamaudio.com/users/krud/mattly_jew.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

i think cutty's had some work done

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty looks a little like duder from hot hot heat in that pic

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

there are no pix of me on this page.

I am not being sincere on this page.

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i also cut most of my hair off the other day.

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ian's looks like Leo Fitzpatrick (telly from kids)

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ian looks like Leo Fitzpatrick (telly from kids)

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ian looks like Leo Fitzpatrick (telly from kids)

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

do it again, bitch and i punch you in the eye like this

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Minmei: Hey what was that grin for this morning?
Snitz: What grin?
Minmei: *Hits him across the head with her small mallet*
Snitz: Oww.. it didn't mean anything.. can't I grin at the happy hamburgeress.. heh..heh..

Minmei: *hits him again and walks off* Hmmpf...

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.papermag.com/magazine/mag_02/mag_apr02/beautiful_people2002/images/leo_fitzpatrick.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:16 (twenty-one years ago)

i wanna shoot ultragrrl in the face

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian, so skinny! Somebody give this boy a cheeseburger! Oh.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I just noticed the Lynndie.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian weighs 35 pounds less than me.

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 18:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I too support the idea of a giant, FAT Ian Johnson.

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

...driving one of these

http://www.blogblogblog.com/2002_misc/07-04-2002/images/IMGP1253.jpg

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

i have shaved since those pictures were taken!

i am still skinny though.
i ate two cheeseburger today. for dinner last night i split some nachos with daerest RSG and had a burrito. the day before i had SAUSAGES. i don't know what else i can do to gain weight.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:03 (twenty-one years ago)

wait...

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

TTTIIIIIMMMEEE IS ON MY SIDE
(YES IT IS.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I've gained 40 lbs since high school

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Timmy?

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Eat yourself fitter

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a jar of coffee then I ate some of these and now...

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm nearly the same weight i was in highschool (graduated 11 yrs ago). i am prolly the same weight as ian (dunno how tall you are though). i finally gained 10 lbs this year.

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I am losing weight, it seems. Not sure how.

― Yakuza Ghost Six (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I weight 125 pounds. 130-135 on a good day. I am about 6 feet (5'11" maybe?)

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, i'm about the same height, but my average weight was 10lbs more than that. finally up to 145. i'm still as skinny but have a wee bit of a gut. it's funny

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I am the same weight I was in high school. Which is still too much.

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

when i got my drivers license renewed a couple months ago, they said all info the same? i said haha, no, you can add about 20 lbs there. if i was being honest, i'd have said 25-30.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ian is 2 inches taller than i am and weighs 20 pounds less and people tell me i'm skinny incredible how doooooooo you do it

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

my license doesn't have my weight on it!

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

i guess illinois cops like to laugh at teh fatties?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Caitlin, I would never call you skinny. Are you going to be in Rochester this summer?

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

jon i meant people like my grandmaw

i am driving to columbus after i leave knockersville (july 23rd) and then driving through rochester to go to albany. i don't think i'm stopping there at all but i might because the drive is like 11 hours :( there isn't anything fun to do though! nobody's there except rochester scensters.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

haha when jw showed me the ian ddb pic on aim i was like "ian is skinny" and he said "Ian weighs 35 pounds less than me. "

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

omigod, that makes me homesick.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 9 June 2005 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

knockersville sounds amazing

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 June 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the chicken wings are so-so

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend is opening a restaurant to compete with Hooters called Cooters

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

also, jeffy, you're funnylicious

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)

ehh, i can't do beer and fish

― rett bratner (deangulberry), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

man you guys is skinny, IM GETTING FAT.

200 lbs now! arrgh

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 June 2005 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

jon knows all the hot pickup lines.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 June 2005 05:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"Hey, are you allergic to cats?"

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Thursday, 9 June 2005 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

These pictures make me realize that I've watched Jon and Ian grow up over the last few years. It's sort of like some bittersweet soap opera.

― the PSB signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

These pictures make me realize how much I want a BURGER.

― RSG the divine word of the drug-busting dyslexia-curing master of spiritual (cra, Monday, 20 June 2005 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i got a burger for you

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i also want a burger.

cutty, stop being fresh.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mikehudson.org/burger.gif

― Another Allnighter (sexyDancer), Monday, 20 June 2005 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

― RSG (crablangoon), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

nicole...

we have so many veggie burgers in the freezer. but we don't have any more buns. also no cheese. at my house i have some blue cheese. we have some onion and some tomato.

what do we do?

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

EAST VILLAGE CHEESE SHOP

― RSG (crablangoon), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

bring home some rolls and some cheese.

kthx.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 20 June 2005 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm getting phat

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 20 June 2005 21:36 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

http://whatupwilly.blogspot.com/2006/01/in-n-out-100x100.html

― team jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 28 January 2006 01:53 (twenty years ago)

i ate a hamburger today, that was giant! it was like 2/3 lb, and on one of those giant and delicious bulkie rolls. it had on it tomatoes, dijon mustard, blue cheese & goat cheese. mmmhmhmhgjhgjmn.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 5 February 2006 23:23 (twenty years ago)

i ate this prawn/crabmeat thing in Japan called a bukkake burger. Pretty tasty, tho it didn't taste like seafood at all.

― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Monday, 6 February 2006 02:18 (twenty years ago)

At a pub, a friend and I shared a 'Bogan Burger', which has a whole steak, a chicked schnitzel, and a potato cake in it, along with egg, bacon, cheese, tomato and beetroot. We both felt sick later.

― S- (sgh), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)

i almost barfed after reading that post

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:46 (twenty years ago)

i am all about the bleu cheese on burgers. ICHIBAN!

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Monday, 6 February 2006 04:53 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

Warning sought for burger the size of your head
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 8:32 AM

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) -- The West Michigan Whitecaps say they have no plans to put a warning label on an enormous new hamburger they're selling this season - despite a vegan advocacy group's request to do just that.

Susan Levin, a staff dietitian for the Washington-based Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, sent a letter to the Grand Rapids minor-league team on Tuesday. She's asking that the 4,800-calorie burger be labeled a "dietary disaster" that increases the risk of cancer and heart disease.

The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips - all on an 8-inch bun.

Whitecaps spokesman Mickey Graham says the burger is a gimmick that's being promoted as a very unhealthy menu item.

― goaty (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

stupid

― goaty (harbl), Wednesday, 1 April 2009 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

nine years pass...

https://i.imgur.com/QajJfRs.jpg

― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:19 (eight years ago)

i ate this prawn/crabmeat thing in Japan called a bukkake burger. Pretty tasty, tho it didn't taste like seafood at all.
― ziti sanskrit (sanskrit), Sunday, February 5, 2006 6:18 PM (twelve years ago)

so what did it taste like?

― the late great, Wednesday, 5 September 2018 23:41 (eight years ago)

had to have been a what a horribly formed "joke" bc i've never set foot in the country,

― dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:56 (eight years ago)

Counter to tradition, the condiments are spritzed at you face by a semicircle of depressed, middle-aged men.

― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 September 2018 19:01 (eight years ago)

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