IAN'S GAY PORN ADVENTURE

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hey Ian-

how you doing? i have to ask you 2 questions to see if you're qualified...

how old are you?
do you have a US government issued photo ID, such as a drivers license or passport?

most of our shoots take about an hour...you strip, get hard, jerkoff, then get cash. i work with 3 different photographers, all nice guys, very laid back. let me know if you're really interested, and i can try to set-up a shoot for you.

word
nico

nicolas@*******.com

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

UHHHHH HOW DID YOU GET THIS EMAIL DO YOU KNOW THIS PERSON

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLE.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:19 (twenty years ago)

!!!!!!!!!

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:38 (twenty years ago)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

hahaha best gay p0rn ever

― NICOlicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:45 (twenty years ago)

ARE YOU QUALIFIED?? I MUST KNOW.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

I always felt there was something sort of skeezy about the way Ian was lounging in that photo!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 June 2005 18:54 (twenty years ago)

NOTE HOLE IN JEANS

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

wanna take a bite of my burger? its reallly BIG.

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

ALREADY NOTED JON.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 9 June 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

HOT DOG

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 June 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to puke (no offense ian, you just aren't my type)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 9 June 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

cum on feel the noize board

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

dude when was that picutre taken? john looks fat and ian looks emaciated.

― brock (brock), Saturday, 11 June 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

BROCK, I WEIGH 160

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Saturday, 11 June 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

How much does it pay?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Saturday, 11 June 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Jon, you weigh more than me.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 11 June 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

i look skinny in shorts, brock.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 12 June 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

i was walking back from the pub and pass a pair of cops standing under a tree. one of them starts following behind so i turn and ask 'can i help you?'. he tells me he needs to see some id because my dick is too big. i think he must be a fake cop so i ask him what the legal limit is on dick size? he shows me his badge and tells me to pull it out. im pretty drunk at this point so i do. im laughing and he gets mad and unzips his pants. then out of nowhere his partner walks up and arrests us both for public indecency! we all start to laugh and the second cop tells us to get in the car. i walk over to the car and get in. then he gets down on his knees and starts to suck us both off. then i hear someone pull up beside the car. the first cop says 'oh shit' because its another cop car. by that time its too late and we all get arrested for sex in public. the second car takes us down to the station. when the clerk at the desk sees me he leans over and spreads his butt cheeks. later we both get arrested for sodomy. the guards come with handcuffs and throw the lot of us in a cell with leather pants on so they can take pictures and masturbate and now the warden is coming to drip chocolate sauce on my nipples.
-- burning trash (oioikikkkikikukkuk...) (webmail), June 11th, 2005 2:44 PM. (link)

― something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Sunday, 12 June 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

ian, you best not be mocking nico.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Um........?

― happy girl noises!!!! (aka daerest rsg) (crablangoon), Monday, 13 June 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/hash/2005/6/7/ddfd134b6019f4ed1e887baca270d415.jpg

― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

when is that from???

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

seriously ian, i think it's a bit shady for you to post nico's email here for roffles when:

a) you asked me to put you in touch with him
b) you haven't responded to him
c) there is no "adventure" involved as of yet

i appreciate the roffles as much as everyone, and we should definitely encode yr video in every thread should you ever do it, but i'm not terribly fond of it being at the expense of my friend.

HUGS

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

SUICIDE BOYS

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)

I dont see what the problem is.

― JW, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

The key to gay sex is that it's ALL MEN.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)

NOIZE DUDE ON NOIZE DUDE

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

I dont see what the problem is.

it's easy to have such a carefree attitude when you're having fun in the surf and sun, you sandrat.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

maybe yr right jon. maybe i'm being too sensitive since nico's a good buddy of mine. the thread was just casting his email in a creepy spammer tone, like dude's a stalker.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I didn't read it that way at all.

Besides, it would be far creepier if Ian put his paypal address and advertised his tape but who am I to judge.

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

alright, apologies, then. sorry!

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

Not that I'm suggesting that Ian do that, but Ian if you are looking for a distributor/agent, please email me asap to go over contract details and "points".

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

T/S: C60 OF IAN'S WANKING VS. VHS60 OF IAN WANKING

― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

this IS going to be better than the simon rex video, right?

― Vichitravirya XI, Wednesday, 15 June 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

p.s. i am sorry if i offended you, yancey. i was more making fun of myself than your friend! (i am gay when drunk.)

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:39 (twenty years ago)

i'm sorry for keeping at it. i totally believe you ian, for reals.

― Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:48 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

what happened

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 12 May 2006 03:59 (nineteen years ago)

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