I want to tell you about the drunk parrot I met last night

I met an old latin man named Gustavo who's best friend is a parrot named Skittles who he brings everywhere. So Gustavo pours a shot of tequila and Skittles throws his neck back and Gustavo throws the booze down the parrots throat and the bird is loving it! I mean reeally loving it.
so then the bird gets totally shitfaced and he's really slow and he's not making sense (he's usually a very articulate parrot) and he's slurring his words and rocking back and forth and just looking really drunk and then the bird starts yelling "Faggot! Faggot!" and he's out of control and laughing with everybody (everybody there was a trannie) and he was actin so human. i just didnt know parrots were so cool.