I JUST WROTE A BOOK ABOUT NATIVE AMERICAN'S BREASTS

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A TALE OF SIOUX TITTIES

― CUT MY LIFE INTO PIZZAS ^_^ (Adrian Langston), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.homegrocer.com/images/products/land%20o%20lakes%20butter%208%20oz%20sal.gif

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 17 June 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

haha, my mom used to do this thing where she'd cut out the butter from those boxes and fold it around so the knees would turn into tits. it was the greatest

― Hugh Jarmes (jaxon), Friday, 17 June 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

huh?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 17 June 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

try it, cutty (and marvel at the URL: zooass.com/whatever/pocahooters

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 17 June 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

remy, luv u

― Hugh Jarmes (jaxon), Friday, 17 June 2005 23:34 (twenty years ago)

and your mom used to do this for you?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 17 June 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

moms is the coolest, yo

― Hugh Jarmes (jaxon), Friday, 17 June 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

moms is a pervert

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 17 June 2005 23:56 (twenty years ago)

moms just don't give a fuck. one time we were watching some Blind Date type show and after the date girl says that her mouth was real sore after the date. she said it was from kissing so much, moms yells out "STOP LYING. YOU WERE GIVING HIM A BLOW JOB!"

― Hugh Jarmes (jaxon), Friday, 17 June 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

I'm watching Spanking the Monkey with my shirt off again.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Saturday, 18 June 2005 00:45 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer: We kissy kiss in the rear view (latebloomer), Saturday, 18 June 2005 00:54 (twenty years ago)

kcrw moms are the best!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 18 June 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

moms is a pervert

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), June 17th, 2005 8:56 PM. (mcutt) (link) (admin) (userip)

― JW (ex machina), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

cutty is the moral majority

― lil' merzbow wow (haitch), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 09:37 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

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― gershy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

Teen-Charms

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 12 April 2008 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

waist to titties ratio off the charts

― cutty, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

my friends are constantly talking about 2 theories for future fitness in women. the BUAR (boobs to upper arm ratio) and the pencil test.

― jaxon, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

ok, what is this pencil test

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

An informal test for determining if a woman needs to wear a bra. A pencil is placed in the fold beneath the breast and chest. If the pencil does not fall, the woman has "failed the pencil test" and needs to wear a bra. Diane Brill provides her own version of the pencil test; she instructs women to wear their best corset or sexiest bra, then stick a pencil vertically into the cleavage. If it doesn't fall, the cleavage is perfect.

― milo z, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

fails the pencil test = saggy boobs later in life

― jaxon, Saturday, 12 April 2008 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

the hpencil test

― jeff, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

that's a different test

― cutty, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

i won't go into details

― cutty, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

you passed

― jaxon, Saturday, 12 April 2008 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

in the southern hemisphere, where boobies sag upwards, it is a mark of shame for a woman's nipples to touch her chin

― Ol Bertie Dastard, Saturday, 12 April 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

the hpencil test

-- jeff, Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:11 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

you must be this rockabilly/prescription-addicted to ride the hpencil

― and what, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

i need hints on how to get xanax rx

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

like get my doc to give me good pills

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, 12 April 2008 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

be like " i am afraid, very afraid :"(

― mkcaine, Sunday, 13 April 2008 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

develop a panic disorder

― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 13 April 2008 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'm halfway there, where do I try to hold the pencil to get xanax? clenched jaw?

― mh, Sunday, 13 April 2008 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

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