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She asked me to go play laser tag

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 13:06 (twenty-two years ago)

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― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:05 (twenty-two years ago)

T/S: writing band names on your backpack with sharpie vs. writing band names on your backpack with white-out

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

she likes the FLAMING LIPS

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:21 (twenty-two years ago)

ok SO NOT NOIZE

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

unless she wrote their name on her powerbook w/ whiteout (NOT sharpie)

― thorJESUHOY (Thor), Friday, 6 August 2004 14:23 (twenty-two years ago)

smooch her!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

we have a date sunday

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:18 (twenty-two years ago)

are you gonna smooch her?!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 15:41 (twenty-two years ago)

c on t's!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 6 August 2004 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

lauren, can i c on yr t's?!@

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

no.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

well played

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ZING

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

OH NO

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

JON CAN U C ON YR OWN TS

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

daerest new yorkers: set me up on blind dates with hot babes.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

you are on your own!

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

c on t required.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: G & Ts vs. C on Ts

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

G & Ts = C on Ts

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

if i see you drinking a g&t i will slap it out of your limp wrist

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

JULEPZ!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

and what will you do if you see me C'ing on some T's?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

i will take a picture with my cammeraphon

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.oberlin.edu/student/cbogen/xlimpwristx.gif

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Jon, there is a lazer tag league in Knoxville!! And you can rent the place out and BYOB

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:53 (twenty-two years ago)

are g&t's gay? I guess they are. What about whiskey and water?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

GAY

WHISKEY NO WATER HOMIES

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

WHISKEY AND WHISKEY

yes dean

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

whiskey and whiskey! is the use of flasks gay?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i listen to belle and sebastian, what i drink my whiskey from is the least of my gay worries i guess

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

FLASKS ARE OK BUT ONLY WHILE DRIVING

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

how about while driving a bike?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

SWEET

you guys should be my counselors to keep me not gay

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

FLASKS ARE OK BUT ONLY WHILE DRIVING

baseball games... or this:

http://www.fakecrap.com/images/jokes/barnoculars.jpg

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU WILL LOOK STRANGE PUTTING BINOCULARS TO YOUR MOUTH

DON'T BE A SISS BRING THE DAMN BOTTLE IN

IF THEY HAVE A PROBLEM AT THE GATE GIVE THEM A HEART PUNCH

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

or a DICK KICK

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

AND A DICK KICK

CUTTY U MAH GIRL

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I usually put a flask in my sock when I go to the movies.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

LETS GO TO THE MOVIES DARLIN

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

is there an admin tool to combine "I Whish She Was my Girlfriend" & "List Awesome Weapons" threads?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

DEAN U MY BOO 4EVA

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

too much whiskey = no Cing on Ts = whiskey r ghey

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 6 August 2004 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Ping on Ts

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

but surely the other side of that argument goes: if the girl has whiskey it is way more likely that you will get to c on her t's?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

W ON THE TS

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

GANGSTA STYLE

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 6 August 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Drinking gin is nastier than having one's Ts Ced on

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 6 August 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

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yes, i read boingboing too

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 23 February 2006 11:33 (twenty years ago)

Bunch of killjoys.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:50 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

FROM: MOM
SUBJECT: $GIRLFRIEND
That $GIRLFRIEND is incredible! I received a lovely note
from her today. She is SO thoughtful. I hope you go
out of your way to be as kind and thoughtful as she
is. What a special young woman!

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:01 (twenty years ago)

awwww

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:07 (twenty years ago)

YAY MOMMY APPROVAL

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:26 (twenty years ago)

"special"

― accountsettings (account), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:27 (twenty years ago)

your girlfriend has been thoroughly vetted by your friends and your mom. i think you should nominate her to your "executive cabinet."

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 4 May 2006 00:33 (twenty years ago)

that is the cutest

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:18 (twenty years ago)

YR MOM IS A CAPITALIZE-FOR-EMPHASIS KINDA GAL, EH?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Thursday, 4 May 2006 04:34 (twenty years ago)

10 PRINT $GIRLFRIEND
20 GOTO 10

― Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 4 May 2006 06:07 (twenty years ago)

HAVE GF POST ON NB

― city of gyros (chaki), Thursday, 4 May 2006 09:13 (twenty years ago)

LURKERS, SHOW YOURSLVEFS
Ja, ich bin eine Lurkerin, aber ich bin auch ein Subjekt gewesen!
Ich frag' dich: Wie kann ich NICHT eine Lurkerin sein?

-- I'm not not valery! (valery@lol.edu) (webmail), January 28th, 2005 4:25 PM. (notvalery) (link) (admin) (userip)

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

heute. wtf.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

OK I MEANT TO ADD THIS BUT IT DIDN'T WORK

http://www.ericharshbarger.org/lego/images/wedding_cake/bride_groom_1.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 13:31 (twenty years ago)

why is David Byrne marrying Bjork?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:14 (twenty years ago)

that's what you get out of that??

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 4 May 2006 14:17 (twenty years ago)

that was really funny

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 4 May 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

We're going to eat mushrooms this weekend and dance in front of her mirror

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 4 May 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

:D HI DERE N01ZE BORED
(did I spell it right?)

it was suggested to me by $BOYFRIEND to start posting on/reading ilx (as well as by others too, I see now...), so here I am.

wow there are a lot of cum jokes on here.

― $GIRLFRIEND (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:13 (twenty years ago)

hi valery.

we love semen.

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (ian) (orion), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:16 (twenty years ago)

I KNOW. trust me I know.

― I'm not not valery! (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)

Hello!

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 18:55 (twenty years ago)

$GIRLFRIEND has a boyfriend

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 11 May 2006 18:56 (twenty years ago)

hey val!

― sleep (vic) (sleep), Thursday, 11 May 2006 18:58 (twenty years ago)

Hello, Val! How are the bugs?

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 May 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

hi valery! come visit new york sometime.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

hello vic. hello laurel. hello boyfriend.

the bugs are good. right now we're in the fly section of the collection, which was kinda gross for a while cause it was mainly mosquitos. but now we've moved into giant horseflies (still a little gross, but at least visually interesting) and and bees, which are kinda cute from afar.

speaking of visits, I have an interview on monday (in NYC), so if anyone wants to eat lunch/hang out, let me know.

who is hstencil?

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I was reading a book about mosquitos and malaria a while ago, and I'm not usually that squeamish but the pictures and descriptions got to me a surprising amount. There's something REALLY ICK about mosquitos and their rates of contagion.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 11 May 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

VALERY HEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:00 (twenty years ago)

who is hstencil?

GOOD THING U R "OFF THE MARKET"

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

EAT IT, JON

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

skeeters are vile little beasties

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kennhoekstra.com/images/news/mansquito.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:32 (twenty years ago)

really, who is hstencil? also, elmo? is that andrew? oh the NB is so confusing.

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha mansquito.

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

PORNASAUROUS PLZ

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

ps have you seen: http://www.fantasfilm.com/image/x-carnosaur-j.jpg

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

of course!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

how long before this thread has a "funny" title?

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

carnosaur is based on a novel!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

PS, I was talking to my girlfriend

― JW (ex machina), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

i am just a dude who knows your dude, valery. he talks about you all the time (in the best way). i was just trying to be friendly.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

oh i know! i just had to mention. i'm a pez dispenser for useless factoids.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

you should have a 'Carnosaur' night with gf

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 May 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

so, yeah, this is really bizarre dino porn that I acquired last year. this funniest thing to me though, is the half second clip at the end where you see the guy getting into the dino suit.

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

HMMMMM. ok, go here:

http://gokimonogo.com/pornosaurus1.mov
http://gokimonogo.com/pornosaurus2.mov

also, when I said "this" I meant "the".

― val (notvalery), Thursday, 11 May 2006 21:39 (twenty years ago)

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:55 (twenty years ago)

http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/6140_pompeo_ellen_09.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

http://gifdepot.com/GIFs/Hotlinking.png

― JW (ex machina), Monday, 15 May 2006 18:54 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

ugh :(

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 02:43 (twenty years ago)

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