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1) Just because baking soda makes the fridge smell nice does not mean that a liberal dose of it applied to shoes worn barefoot is a good idea. Your feet will turn into muffins.

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

That's rough, dude.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

It was like the bottom of my foot was a big muffin top, crumbling.

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

you gotta let them sit for a wile and then shake them out.

― jack cole, a senior citizen who lives alone with his cat (jackcole), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

why would you ever think this is a good idea?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I had sweaty feet

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

shouldn't this be on "ALL NOISE DUDE SUMMERTIME SEX OFFENDER REGISTRY"?

― jack cole, a senior citizen who lives alone with his cat (jackcole), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

cars need oil.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

sorry... shoulda read "2) cars need oil."

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

jesus jon! talcum powder.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/30/9d/Gold_Bond_Triple_Action_Medicated_Body_Powder-resized200.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Didn't this happen a long time ago?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

for smell, baking powder does work -- as something to soak up the foot dripping, um.

― jack cole, a senior citizen who lives alone with his cat (jackcole), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

long time

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

at work - i just loaded all of the cutting boards on top of one another to carry them to the dishwasher. i put the big 10" kitchen knife on top. walking into the back room i accidently banged into the doorframe, the swinging doors slammed back onto the knife handle, which spun the blade into my thumb HARD. i am now doing dishes in 10% dimethyl alkyl benzyl chloride sanitizer rinse, it is soaking through the bandage into my wound and IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

i am now doing dishes in 10% dimethyl alkyl benzyl chloride sanitizer rinse, it is soaking through the bandage into my wound and IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH.

And posting on ILX?

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

haha yeah. we have a computer point-of-sale instead of a cash register. distracted by ILX = prob why i almost chopped my thumb off in the first place.

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

just about everything.

― kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

don't store bananas in the refrigerator. oops.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 11:33 (twenty years ago)

electric stove ranges do not warm up slowly, but get burning hot right away.

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

don't store bananas in the refrigerator. oops.

My brother still swears by this. WTF

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 13:02 (twenty years ago)

what happens?

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

THEY EXPLODE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

Not really.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

But how cool would that be?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 13:53 (twenty years ago)

that would be the best party trick ever

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

BANANAS IN FREEZER PWN.

― MELVINS + BREWS = YR NEIGHBOR (ddb), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

frozen chocolate-covered banans. with crushed peanuts. yes.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:14 (twenty years ago)

YES INDEEDY DOO

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Calling Doktor Faustus...

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Thing I learned the hard way:

Unprotected sex can lead to procreation!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

that post should be bronzed and put on your son's night table

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

Always peel the banana BEOFRE placing it in the freexer.

― theophilus jones (theophilus), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

BIKE HELMETS ARE GOOD.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)

all my bananas are totally brown bananas

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

Top of the muffin, to YOU!

― giboyeux (skowly), Thursday, 7 July 2005 01:50 (twenty years ago)

don't be nice to neighbors or they will ask you for threesomes, or assistance in finding missing rosaries.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 7 July 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

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