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Date: Wed Jul 13 02:43:00 2005
Subject: Hey Jon
Message: Sweety I liked your profile on here, I think we might be able to make something happen here. I decided I have just had my last boring weekend! Its just been too long since I have been able to go out and have some fun with a guy. Plus life is just too short to not enjoy every aspect of it. One of my girlfriends is having a BBQ Friday before we go to the Blue Jays game, so maybe we could meet and relax over a few drinks. Check out my profile and let me know what ya think. Why don't you get ahold of me here [EMAIL ADDRESS REMOVED]. I just check that every day and it would be easier than messing around with this site. I will get back to ya soon if you like what you see here.

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

b(o)(o)bz

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

Who I Want to Meet:
The kinda guy I am looking for needs to be open minded, understanding, and a little discreet for now. Those are the only things I require. I gotta be honest and tell you of course I miss sex, having a good lover only makes life more enjoyable! So maybe we could talk more in person or trade phone numbers. If you want I we can swap a few pictures to get a better idea of what we look like before we meet. Hope to hear from you soon. It would brighten my day. BYE BYE

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Should I reply back and say my genitals were damaged in a freak cereal accident and don't think a relationship would really work out?

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

cheerio cockring?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:19 (twenty years ago)

i'd hit it

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:29 (twenty years ago)

Go for it!

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

"Sweets!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, on second thought, I should steer clear of anyone who flirts using the word "sweetie", particularly if they spell it incorrectly.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

She seems lovely.

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

CANUCK ON Ts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Who invites younger guys from other countries to watch baseball and have an affair... I MEAN REALLY!!!

Ha, her account is suspended which leads me to believe that she was an email address spambot!

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

A fine prospect for marriage. Remember to tuck your shirt in when you meet her parents and open the car door for her.

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

I wonder what she thinks of the Shea Hillenbrand trade.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

She sort of looks like a cross between Kri$ten D4vis and an Italian friend of mine.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

italien?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

italIAN

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Shea Hillenbrand GOT TRADED? I have to quit napping through all-star week.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

gygax lies.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

He lies beautifully, though, it must be said.

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

i get these spambots all the fucking time.

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

Hillenbrand trade rumors I meant:

Hillenbrand on the rumor mill: Toronto infielder/designated hitter Shea Hillenbrand is reportedly being eyed by Cleveland and Minnesota.

"You hear all sorts of rumors, but really there's nothing you can do about that," Hillenbrand said. "I haven't been told anything officially, so I don't know. That's part of the business, you can always get traded, but there's not much you can do about it. If it's true, at least it's nice to know other teams are interested in you."

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Insiders say the Twins have inquired about Toronto Blue Jays third baseman-first baseman Shea Hillenbrand, who is available and hitting .303 with eight home runs.
-- St. Paul Pioneer Press

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

Alex says he is going to see these "Blue Jays".

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 20:11 (twenty years ago)

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