THE "I HATE JON WILLIAMS" CLUB

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THANKS FOR FUCKING UP HARRY POTTER FOR ME

DOUCHEBAG CUNT MOTHERFUCKER

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

JON? WHY YOU BREAK HEARTS ALLLLL TIIIIIIIIME??????

― RSG (crablangoon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Did he give away spoilers?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

on ILE a scanned page I have not looked, but Ian did

― RSG (crablangoon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

OH NOES I SAW IT...FIZZUCK

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:51 (twenty years ago)

oh man. you should get that deleted ASAP. publishers are monsters about that sort of shit and the bookstore could be penalized.

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

HOW WILL WE LIVE NOW???
With Ian knowing and I not knowing!

― RSG (crablangoon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

and yet... SOMEhow... life goes on.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

spoil-er

― RSG (crablangoon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

i don't even know who ***** is!

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

and the Half Blood Prince is . . .

HSTENCIL

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I watch other movies with Alan Rickman in them and pretend that every character he plays is Snape.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Robin Hood: blahdiddy blah blah
Snape: I'll cut your heart out with a SPOON!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

i pretend he is the dude from 'die hard,' doing the shit he does when he's not blowing buildings up.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

far be it from me to defend jon but i really think he did you all a public service here. grown men should not be reading harry potter, they just shouldn't.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

I love Snape

― RSG (crablangoon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

I love Die Hard I love Rickman

― RSG (crablangoon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

the dude who plays Lupin was in a Mike Leigh film called Naked where he is a psychopath and rapist but in Potter world he is a friendly werewolf!!

― RSG (crablangoon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)

HE KILLED GOBLETYGOOK

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

This was a really really shitty thing to do. That's why it's making me laugh till my balls ache.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

I can't say I'm not amused..

BUT WTF JON.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

I'M SORRY I RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!

― ha (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Until now I thought Snape was just misunderstood.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

grown men should not be reading harry potter, they just shouldn't.

A Million Elephants Marching Up And Down On The Money.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

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― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

HEY MAYBE GOBBLETYGOOK HAD IT COMING? EVR THINK OF THAT?
NO WONDERING XIANS DONT TRUSS IT.

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

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-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), July 14th, 2005 1:07 PM. (orion)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

OTHER PEOPLE WHO HAD IT COMING:
LOT'S WIFE
EVE

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

For added comedy value, shouldn't that scan be posted on every thread in New Answers?

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

THAT [CUNTAVERSIAL MOD EDIT] TWELIS RAPES AT THE BEGINNING OF NAKED

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

grown men should not be reading harry potter, they just shouldn't.

pahahah

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

There must be Harry Potter fanboards out there where this would be even more brutal to post.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

DAVID THEWLIS IS A FREINDLY WEREOWLF??

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

(xpost to scrofula) If you do so, plz link for our rofflez plz.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

I'm on a mission, people.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

Hahahaha hahahaha!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

orion yellow card ( DUMBLEDORE DIES IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK SEVERUS SNAPE IS THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IN CASE YOU ARE USING A TEXT BASED BROWSER, DUMBLEDORE DIES IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK DUMBLEDORE DIES IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK BILL WEASLEY MARRIES FLEUR DELACOUR AND HIS FACE IS MUTILATED DUMBLEDORE DIES IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK SEVERUS SNAPE IS THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE IN CASE YOU ARE USING A TEXT BASED BROWSER, DUMBLEDORE DIES IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK DUMBLEDORE DIES IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK BILL WEASLEY MARRIES FLEUR DELACOUR AND HIS FACE IS MUTILATED DUMBLEDORE DIES IN THE NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK. SEVERUS SNAPE IS THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE. BILL WEASLEY MARRIES FLEUR DELACOUR AND HIS FACE IS MUTILATED.)

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:25 (twenty years ago)

fuck a harry potter. that shit's gay.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

phahaha

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

who are all these mystery posters?

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter rocks cuz his ass is going to supply the money for my paycheck. What's lame is that Harry and the Potters band on @-bomp's label.

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Yea, that shit is stupid

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

www.hpfzforums.com/index.php?showtopic=3934&st=15&p=73632&#entry73632

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

would you rather the kids were reading Pony Pals and Animorphs? believe me -- the Harry Potter books are definitely a step up from that crap.

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

http://www.hpfzforums.com/index.php?showtopic=3780&st=15&p=73636&#entry73636

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

www.hpfzforums.com/index.php?showtopic=3909&st=15&p=73639&

oops, can somebody de-link that last one?

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

www.hpfzforums.com/index.php?showtopic=3305&st=30&p=73641&

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

Are they deleting those then?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Blimey, fast mods.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Hang on, Yahoo chat is calling...

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

AOL CHAT

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

http://yubanet.com/artman/publish/article_22620.shtml

(yeah it sucks, but i wanted to link it anyway)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

He needed to be out of the gene pool.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

kids should read COOL shit like ray bradbury and phillip k. dick and shit, man.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Ms. Clovis said that she hoped Mr. Ralston's death would cause federal authorities to tighten the flow of Harry Potter plot information to prevent similar tragedies from taking place.

KARL ROVE LEAKED THE HARRY POTTER PLOT!!!

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

and WATERSHIP DOWN, man.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Judy Blume, Stephen King, and various misogynistic mystery series were good enough for me.

― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter is still cooler than DRAGONLANCE.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

WHEEL OF TIME

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

WATERSHIP DOWN SECONDED.

R. L. STINE.

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

Even when I was running around in the woods with my wooden sword hitting my geek friends over the head I thought Dragonlance sucked.

― Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle vague), Thursday, 14 July 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

DARK IS RISING, cunts

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

OLD MAN DIES!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

THE DARK IS RISING IS THE BEST SHIT EVER. SUSAN COOPER.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

Harry Potter is better than RL Stine. Who was merely a third-rate Kierkegard. Who cribbed most of his shit from Clive Cussler, who didn't do anything Poe hadn't done better than Orwell or Plato.

and of course none of them rocked like Dr. Seuss.

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

ummmmm http://www.fiona.co.jp/images/JUVENILE_BOOK/GB11_HAUNTED_MASK.jpg
seriously.

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

I will third the dark is rising business, bitches. though certain sections of that series SUCKED DONKEY BALLS (i.e. those ones about the dude's grandchildren. "the green witch.")

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/26/Marysue.jpg

FUCK YEAH DARK IS RISING

BETRAYAL AT KRONDOR

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLE

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

jon roolz, ilx drools, harry potter fans = fules!!!!!!!!

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

boing boing is revealing the ending right now

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

i've read like half of those drizzt do'urden (?) books. good times.

(probably not actually.)

the wife likes the chronicles of narnia and stuff.
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

that comic = :D

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 15 July 2005 11:06 (twenty years ago)

I loikje Harry Potter al ot. They were haveing mad gay fun times wiftrh wands and stuff on Mercer all dat.

― h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:53 (twenty years ago)

There were drunk HP fans giving money to some dude playing tuneless Operation Ivy acoustic guitar covers on the street today outside the Brown bookstore!

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Saturday, 16 July 2005 04:55 (twenty years ago)

While wearing conical hats
http://www.bolinat.com/unique/products/reg/2337.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Saturday, 16 July 2005 06:35 (twenty years ago)

I saw this gothy looking guy on the way home last night, and he was wearing a harry potter t-shirt. I was going to shout "SNAPE KILLED..." but I couldn't remember who it was that snape killed anyway, so I didn't.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 16 July 2005 12:03 (twenty years ago)

There were drunk HP fans giving money to some dude playing tuneless Operation Ivy acoustic guitar covers on the street today outside the Brown bookstore!

-- Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (yo...), July 16th, 2005.

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

xpost - hahahahaha

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:52 (twenty years ago)

I got home from work at 5:15 am.
Cleaning up after 1000+ people stood in line throughout THE ENTIRE STORE for numerous hours.

― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 16 July 2005 15:02 (twenty years ago)

SNAPE KILLS MR COOPER

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Saturday, 16 July 2005 18:15 (twenty years ago)

http://195.64.95.220/~blackb1rd/uploads/pics/harry%20pothead.jpg

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Sunday, 17 July 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

http://gprime.net/video.php/pottercrash

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:17 (twenty years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com//97000/97529/image.gif

― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

NAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAWWW YOU BITCH YOU BITCH!

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com//78000/78874/image.gif

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:31 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLEZ

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

BALLZ

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:20 (twenty years ago)

STICKY BALLZ

― debbie the squish queen (tehresa), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.mauriciovives.com/siggraph03/mall.jpg

MALLZ

― latebloomer: You may order a puppet similar to this one (latebloomer), Monday, 25 July 2005 11:46 (twenty years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com//97000/97887/image.gif

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 25 July 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

http://yirmumah.net/harry_potter.html

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

you bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 28 July 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)

http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/

http://content.ytmnd.com//96000/96458/image.gif

― LOCKER ROOM TOWEL FIGHT: THE BLINDING OF LARRY DRISCOLL (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 28 July 2005 19:13 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

WHAT

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-157-1124077250.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

JEWISH GIRLS AND SHITTY BEER = ACES

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

is that ian's sister?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

Noise board poster "A. Bor3lli"

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:23 (twenty years ago)

whoa.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

wot

― The Original Jimmy Mod: A Negro (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 17 August 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

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