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I practice a rare strain of Japanese bukkake called "Rudku". Allow me to demonstrate.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

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OLD SPICEĀ® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

New York is the ultimate fairy tale. By that I don't just mean that there's a strong sense of "Cinderella, you shall go to the ball!" about it, but also that it contains, alongside the sense of delight and possibility, the darkness and despair of a tale by the Brothers Grimm.

The delight stuff happens mostly in my creative ghetto, the streets of Chelsea. Coming out of our show, Mai and I run into Chrissie Iles and Philippe Vergne. They seem really interested in considering our show for inclusion in the next Whitney Biennial, which they're curating. Mai and I eat at a nice new Japanese cafe in Williamsburg, Supercore, then head for a party Jeffrey Deitch is throwing at his big warehouse on North 1st. Phiiliip, whose records I've released on my American Patchwork label, is performing, and I haven't seen him live for two years. And koalas_in_love is there!

The dark side begins to intervene when I approach the door of the warehouse. A man in a paramilitary uniform runs up to me. "Are you serious?" he demands angrily. "Are you seriously going into the street with that?" Of course! I have a bottle of beer in my hand, and this is America. I'm used to Berlin, where people walk everywhere with beer. I promise, slightly sarcastically, to stay just inside the lino line which demarcates the warehouse from the street. This isn't good enough: one of the organisers runs up and says "Please, stay right inside. We don't want any trouble."

huell howser (chaki), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:14 (twenty years ago)

rare strain of Japanese bukkake called "Rudku"

this involves eating lots of seafood beforehand to give your sperm more texture.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Jon...I am your father.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)


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