SPARKS: My First Time

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Now that I'm back in America I can finally have my first Sparks!

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 25 July 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

What to expect?

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

dry mouth, racing heart, leaky anus

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

acidic stomach

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

fartburn

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

my first and only time was with adam and gygax and alex in sf... and jaxon and milton parker. in sf. i was wasted and wired all night, culminating in 4 horus of clutching my belly on a hostel bed!

http://r.gnavi.co.jp/g165507/img/g165507l.gif

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

dry mouth, racing heart, leaky anus

this usually happens when i'm alone with cutty.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:06 (twenty years ago)

There is no absolute right age to start having sparks. What matters is whether it is the right time for you. It also depends on what you mean by 'having sparks'. There are many ways in which you can give and receive alcohol without having sparks.

Giving each other snacks, CDrs and "propz" can be very passionate. It's a way of sharing and showing sparks. For some people these activities can be more fulfilling than burritoville.

You get pressure from people talking about sparks. You think, 'I've got to go and see what it's like.' It's hard, but you've got to resist and do what you want.

It's very important not to feel pressurised into having sparks when you don't really want to. Just because your friends say they are 'doing it' doesn't mean they are.

Thinking through all the implications of having sparks can be a useful way of helping you arrive at a decision. There are lots of reasons why people don't want to have sparks. You may feel that you are not ready emotionally. Being pushed into having sparks could mean you regret it later on. Some people have quite strong religious or cultural beliefs. Other just want to wait.

Some people call this decision to wait 'hpenciling'. The decision to abstain from having sparks can be either a long-term decision or a short-term one. Some people decide that they do not want to start having sparks until they are ugly or in a significant long-term relationship. Other people may decide that having sparks isn't the right thing for them at this particular time. Later on they may meet a person who they want and feel ready to have sparks with. The decision whether to have sparks or not is an important one. You should do what is right for you. It should be an informed decision, and not one based on fear or pressure from others.

But when a boy and girl do decide they want to have sparks, they should think about using a chaser unless they want to become poopy. Happy men should also think about using sexydancer hats. Sexydancer hats can help stop infections like carlosdinterpolherpes as well as reducing the risk of getting fat.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

sparks vs. sparkstinence

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:18 (twenty years ago)

i want it to be special.

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL514/943700/6256905/80402102.jpg

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

This may come off as inconsiderate but sometimes life presents you with the absurd.
Walking through the cusp between North Beach (Little Italy) and Chinatown about 30 minutes ago, there was a man in his 50s-60s, faded blue hoody, tan pants, short cropped silver hair/beard, wrinkled tan skin, passed out on his side on the sidewalk diagonally. It's sunny, pushing about 80 degrees. In his left hand along the ground was a broken bottle of grain alcohol and a puddle where the bottle hit the sidewalk. His right hand was behind him. As I walked around him, I saw his hand had pushed his pants down and he had shit right on the sidewalk/his hand.
Right when I saw that last detail, I noticed the immense sign in the liquor store window immediately framing this scene:
"SPARKS: THE #1 ALCOHOL ENERGY DRINK"

-- gygax! (gygax0...), August 17th, 2004.

― haitch (haitch), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

Two sparks means two flame fronts means the fuel burns faster means you can start later and still get done in time which reduces pressure while the piston is still going up

― sleep (sleep), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

psycho somatic addict insane

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

bed people

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Monday, 25 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/ism%20version%201/images/IMG_5819.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/ism%20version%201/IMG_5957.html

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

Jaxon, could you expand for those who aren't familiar with the reference?

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 25 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

USE ONE SEARCH FUNCTION

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Monday, 25 July 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

so i go out w/the internerds and drink two sparks a bunch of beer and a whiskey. walk home thrashed. get home, crash. i'm spread out over the entire bed. wifee tries to move me over but i keep going, "noooo". and she says "move over, what the fuck?". i go, "it's not me" and she says "what the fuck are you talking about?" and i go, "it's not me, it's the bed people"

last time i drank sparks.

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Monday, 25 July 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

seven months pass...

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/b8a/df1/b8adf164-d0ae-49a5-ba1e-755a45a2b30f

― UL® (blastocyst), Saturday, 4 March 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Study results show that drinking alcohol and Red Bull together significantly reduces the perception of headache, weakness, dry mouth and impairment of motor coordination. Red Bull does not, however, significantly reduce alcohol-related deficits on objective measures of motor coordination and visual reaction time. People who combine alcohol with energy drinks may be at even greater risk for problems such as automobile accidents because they believe they are unimpaired.

― FUCK YEA (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i seem to remember reading about that on a very popular blog

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

I READ FLUXBLOG TOO

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

thats the one

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I read fluxblog, BUT JUST FOR THE ARTICLES MAN!

Homey has developed a real critically, incisive POV, and I'm just glad he's sharing them with the MP3-blogging community at large.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

jon left out the italics

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

perpetua.wma

― Houdini Gordonii (ex machina), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.king5.com/business/stories/M_IMAGE.109d50b72cd.93.88.fa.d0.4d59c205.jpg

― smokemon (eman), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

"fat like windows vista"

― Houdini Gordonii (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 04:52 (nineteen years ago)

Saturday

Devin The Dude - Devin was incredibly charming. I don't think he ever stopped smiling during his set. He kept making these faces that seemed to say "Ha, I am such a rascal!" or "I love doing this!" A very smooth, laid back set.

― account settings (account), Wednesday, 29 March 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

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