dear jon

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please tell me about your childhood in sweden.
after that, i would like to do coke off your sticky balls.

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:48 (twenty years ago)

get in line.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

"by the time u read this letter, i'll be gone"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 25 July 2005 05:59 (twenty years ago)

no way, i've paid my dues, i get 1st dibs for asscoke.

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:12 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe you didn't agree that I was a composer!!!!!!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:15 (twenty years ago)

composers are the art of pretend pretension

― debbie the squish queen (tehresa), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

IT IS CALLED MACROPHILIA AND IT IS NO LAUGHING MATTER

ps you two are meant for each other

― amanda eileen (amanda eileen), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

who are all these mystery posters?

― ?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Monday, 25 July 2005 11:13 (twenty years ago)

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

RIDING GIANTESS

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

macrophilism is a variant of giantessophilism

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

Dear Jon. Dear Jon.
By the time you read these lines I'll be gone.

Life goes on, right or wrong
Now the sun is dead and gone. Dear Jon.

Since we've sung love's last song. Dear Jon.
Since we've sung love's last song. Poor Jon.
Since we've sung love's last song. Dear Jon

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Tehresa, any myspace messages yet?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:17 (twenty years ago)

Squish Playhouse?

― phlegm pyle (eman), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

Tehresa, any myspace messages yet?

nope! the good thing about creepy drunks is that they usually don't remember anything later... for instance: he remembers my myspace name but has throuble with "theresa"

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

YEA OR WHEN I TOLD KATHERINE (SHE IS NOT NOISE BOARD KATHARINE NO?) MY SECRET ADMIRAL'S SCREENNAME

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:41 (twenty years ago)

there is a noise board katharine?

um, no catherine has no idea about noise board.
and didn't she write down s.a.'s s.n.?

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:44 (twenty years ago)

I THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

she had to write it down because she is an english major AND a writer!

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

I should have zinged her more.

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

your weekly horoscope from the onion:

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)

Having a foot fetish is one thing, but chopping the feet off of a perfectly good woman and discarding the rest is just plain wasteful.

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:11 (twenty years ago)

p.s. jon i have new fone (!) so now i won't hear big bottoms anymore when you call :-(((

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

Does it have bluetooth?!?!??!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

yes!

but my ancient computer does not :-/

― famous and fabled, left to right (tehresa), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

its cheap

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

Jon can I ask you computer questions?

I reccomend everyone goes on and gets a firewire disk for their powerbook. Keep it at "the office" or somewhere secure that you don't have your powerbook often. Image it once or twice a week. If your shit goes crazy you can always boot off the FW disk.

What size Firewire do you have? Do you use software to image it?

I don't have Applecare. If my PB ever fucks up, which it hasn't yet, where should I go?

Should I mod my 3rd generation ipod like this because the battery is totally fucked and it is two years+ old? Or should I save for a new ipod?

Thanks,
Adam

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Also - the class action suit!

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

What size Firewire do you have?

I hav an 80 gigga. Just make it bigger than pbook disk.

Do you use software to image it?

Yes, Carbon Copy Cloner.... but I am waiting for some functionality in 10.4 to be fix it. :/

Hmmmt that link is down for me. Someone has a good guide on various ipod replacement battery options... try googling.

What's this about a suit?

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.appleipodsettlement.com/

Is your HD a Lacie?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I have a LaCie usb one but I got a generic fw disk kit and put my old 80 gig drive in it.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

I have a 4G. I think that lawsuit is silly. Everyone knows batteries don't hold charge after a long time!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

dear jon,
why are you moving to nyc instead of some other, less new york kind of city, like milwaukee or minneapolis or dallas or tulsa or something

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

Because I enjoy fucking bags of socks.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

and how

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/no/nickbuzz.jpg

ARE NICK AND BUZZ LURKING?

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

WHODUNNIT

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

dear jon,
please wear an eye patch tonight, k?

noise and kisses,
t-dawg

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Thursday, 28 July 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

more eye patch, less circuit bending and tardiness, plz.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Friday, 29 July 2005 04:36 (twenty years ago)

Reciting it through I'm all done
Trying to find words when no words
Describe just how wrong it's gone
I'm through saving from sending so long
Praying for change
When no change as I wait ever comes
Now I've given up wishing
For all my days living
I'm tired
I'm bored
And it's for the best in the long run
By the time you receive this
I hope you feel better, dear Jon
As it falls from my hand
I feel free and I'm glad, o dear Jon
Reciting it through I'm all done
Trying to find words when no words
Describe just how wrong it's gone
I'm through saving from sending so long
Praying for change
When no change as I wait ever comes
Now I've given up wishing
For all my days living
I'm tired
I'm bored
And it's for the best in the long run
By the time that you're reading this
There won't be this mess, o dear Jon
As it falls from my hand
I've never felt less, o dear Jon.

― gear (gear), Friday, 29 July 2005 05:25 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

dear jon,

WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME CAITLIN'S NUMBER, FAG?

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 30 October 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

jon is upstairs, as a tetris piece.

i have caitlin's number.

― hstencil (hstencil), Sunday, 30 October 2005 07:14 (twenty years ago)

it's too late now. :-(

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 30 October 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

dear jon,

thanks for waking me up like 10 times this morning, ya douche!

my head hurts :(

love,

tza

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.forgotten-ny.com/NEIGHBORHOODS/regopark/dearjohncast.jpg

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

dear theresa,

thanks for making our apartment smell like gas and locking me out of the apartment when checking the mail.

regards,

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

i did not MAKE the apt smell like gas. that is the stove's fault.
i let you back in! it was force of habit cause you always leave without locking the door and i gets paranoiddddddddd

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 22 September 2006 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

dear tehresa and jon,

couldn't you leave notes for each other on the fridge or something?
just wondering.

regards,
t

― trees (treesessplode), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

NO.

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

NO.

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

dear jon,

WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME CAITLIN'S NUMBER, FAG?

-- tehresa (boringstandardaddres...) (webmail), October 30th, 2005 12:59 AM. (tehresa) (link) (admin) (userip)

THIS IS LIKE A JOEL POST OUT OF TIME

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

and then he goes all save-a-whatever:

jon is upstairs, as a tetris piece.
i have caitlin's number.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), October 30th, 2005. (hstencil) (link) (admin)

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

hahhahhaha

― rock u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

So where is Jon?

― admrl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:07 (sixteen years ago)

Excuse me if I missed something.

― admrl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

I've been "living my life".

― admrl, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

victim of an anti-bi-hindu agenda

― josh fenderman (jeff), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://static.open.salon.com/files/dear_john_letter1242614432.jpg

― Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

jon hacked nu-ilx, mods got mad, banhammer + out

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Wednesday, 10 June 2009 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3121/2560101032_e1b8b9ba7e.jpg?v=0

― velko, Wednesday, 10 June 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

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