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It's OK. It's, like, the internet.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:27 (twenty years ago)

R U A MACROPHILE?

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:32 (twenty years ago)

what that

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 25 July 2005 06:34 (twenty years ago)

I deleted my account. I like Tribe better.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 25 July 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

I LIKE SIXDEGREES

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I got this strange friendster message from who I think is some sort of sophisticated fembot/prostitute/highly evolved spam machine. It was pretty weird.

― Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

that's dean. it means he likes you!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

i'm sticking with Friendster. Especially now that, despite being mostly busted, is not owned by News, Inc.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

It crashes less now. Also, less illiterate hussies. The spam-fembot thing is OTM, I get them all the time. They all say "I AM AT WORK AND CAN'T CHECK MY FRIENDSTER BUT EMAIL ME AT lolz394343@yahoo.com"

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Tonight at LUX, a girl said HAY YOU COME HERE and asked me if I did photography. It was her birthday and she was drunk, but I know she doesn't know me from photography, but from MYSPACE.COM.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 28 July 2005 05:09 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-945.vo.llnwd.net/00042/54/99/42559945_l.jpg
http://myspace-179.vo.llnwd.net/00044/97/11/44681179_l.jpg
http://c.myspace.com/00066/91/54/66274519_l.jpg

awesomefdsf!

awesome!!!!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 28 July 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

Subject: HEY I DO PHOTOGRAPHY
Body: NO I DON'T, YOU JUST KNOW ME FROM MYSPACE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CREEPY!!!!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 28 July 2005 05:57 (twenty years ago)

C on Tats

― DMB Googleplex (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 28 July 2005 06:13 (twenty years ago)

SPARKS-ASHEVILLE
Sparks Drinkers United
bff drunk sluts ("we like drinking sparks...")
SPARKSAHOLICS

I've seen a bunch more groups but myspace searches are weird!

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

Check out the creator of SPARKSAHOLICS: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2196219&Mytoken=20050728083203

WHAT A DUDE!

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Thursday, 28 July 2005 14:34 (twenty years ago)

I was biking by the hospital the other day at like 1:30pm and 3 dudebros were walking by, each holding a Sparks!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 28 July 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-790.vo.llnwd.net/00156/09/74/156334790_l.jpg
ME+SHARP OBJECTS = DEATH!

― brock (brock), Friday, 29 July 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-389.vo.llnwd.net/00115/98/30/115110389_l.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

no one i don't already know ever talks to me on myspace OR friendster.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

There sure are a lot of hookers on there.

― Land Ho (dymaxia), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

and many kids who dress alike

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

me neither, ian.

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

this is easily the funniest profile and group of friends
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=2311379&Mytoken=6F643CD9-3291-4EB0-935E2C0FB0AECFA2538784468

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 December 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

i quit myspace. i was not very interested in it, especially after adam quit :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 2 December 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

i'd say myspace has become my source for completely obscure weirdo rock. sure, plenty of it is pretty bad to awful, but... better than reading PASTE or some shit.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 2 December 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

best friend request i've ever gotten:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=36975154&Mytoken=6AF569D4-7756-D10A-A5EF13E4364793EA33088557

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 2 December 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

i think this person is a robot or one of those real dolls. same head placement and look on every pic
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=3822100&friendName=Elizabeth&Mytoken=ce722d6b-cf8e-4fab-be95-444e1378eedb

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 December 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

where the hell was that link i posted where that one girl always had that freaky tweaker eye look in every fucking single picture at her birthday party? that shit was wicked creepy

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 2 December 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

do robots/dolls need heavily padded bras to fill out a b cup?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 2 December 2005 07:00 (twenty years ago)

roffle:

Subject: THE_DARK_PHILOSOPHER
Body: if your open minded or feel like righting some spicy hate mail check out my blog sometime

WARNING:CONTROVERSY INSUES

THE_DARK_PHILOSOPHER

http://www.myspace.com/the_dark_philosopher

About me:
Hi all i'm the pholosopher. Head my warning if you are narrow minded and or an evangalist you will hate me. Here you will find a place were you can expand your thought processess beyond that which you have allways been lead to believe. I'm mearly a messanger of the mind. I believe that the mind should be allowed to ponder freely on certain topics that are generaly deemed socialy unexeptable. So hate me if you will but you cannot deny the truth it will be heard (:places to see:) childrenrscary.com, these are awsome
Who I'd like to meet:
I would like to meet Arostotle he wuz as I am.He spoke the truth that wasnt accepted and had to live a lonely life with only his tomes for comfort

the_dark_philosopher's Interests

General

I play Bass guitar, snowboard,drawing maybe if Iever get a scanner i'll post some of my drawings, I like listning to music and just losing myself in it.its the only way i can escape from my own thoughts. I am a very intelectual person who thirsts to to reveal the dark underbelly of the world. On another note I am planning to study psychology this coming semester

Music

Flogging molly,Mozart, Johnny Cash, Bad Religion, Tool, Bethoven, Bach, Charley Daniels, Stix, Dire Straights, Rush, Cake, Jimmy Hindrix, Willy Nelson,etc. Philosophers song Immanual Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table David Hume could out consume Schopenhauer and Hegel And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya 'Bout the raising of the wrist Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed John Stuart Mill, of his own free will On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill Plato they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And Rene' Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am" Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he's pissed

Movies

Jet Lee Movies, The Crow, Tears Of the Tuskan Sun, Alfred Hithcock movies, Tim Burton Films, donnie darko, May, Snatch,etc...

Television

currantly: Over There, Adult Swim, Barbed Wire Biscit, video mods,history Channel
Books Micheal Krichten, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Far side
Heroes Arostotle,Apothicrese,Cheif sitting bull, Plato, the goddess

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Saturday, 3 December 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/karkis

― kingfish crab trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 5 December 2005 03:24 (twenty years ago)

http://img15.echo.cx/img15/8554/omg4pa.gif

― IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

YES@! I LURVE YOU.

does anyone know where to get the original photos?

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

didn't you post them here?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

the karkis thing is rawes.

who dat?
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

there was a music video with the photos

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Oh god, so good. How does she get her mouth to always look exactly the same like that, with the exact same expression? Whoah.

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

http://groups.myspace.com/samepics

(Lol)

― IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 07:22 (twenty years ago)

Right on!

is the guy on the bottom of the totem pole taking a sip of something every so often?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

these people have planned their entire lives in advance, just to get their expressions in those photos lined up.

― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 09:42 (twenty years ago)

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9666/paris3jp.gif

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

i was stuck in an elevator with her and her bf while they were makin out the other night. she was wearing a red wig.

― howell huser (chaki), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

go ahead..somebody say it...

sAY IT!

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:42 (twenty years ago)

From: Larry
http://myspace-341.vo.llnwd.net/00350/14/39/350289341_s.jpg
Date: Dec 10, 2005 12:48 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: Here it is, If you are an open minded, non judgemental homie and can use a car to get around and some cash, then read on.
If not please erase and Thanks for reading.

I am a bi -dude, I am mentioning this ,not because I want to get at you but because it explains what I am looking for, or at least why.

I like guys to step on my stuff (its a fetish) and I am looking for someone cool that can take my car and while using it, step on my cell phone that would be on the floor.

In return, you get the car to use and paid 75$, if cool, please messag eme or
text or call
818-632-0141 my cell (that you step on later:)

thanks

**THIS IS NOT SPAM, ECH MSG IS HAND TYPED**
Other info, If you get my message and you later try to contact me because you are really interested, use my phone number or alt email if this email does not work

― howell huser (chaki), Saturday, 10 December 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

IF YOU DON'T SIGN THIS THEN YOU ARE SICK! This is so terrible. A site that we were able to shut last year has returned. We have to try to shut it down again! (www.bonsaikitten.com) A Japanese man in New York breeds and sells kittens that are called BONSAI CATS. That would sound cute, if it weren't kittens that were put in to little bottles after being given a muscle relaxant and then locked up for The rest of their lives! The cats are fed through a straw and have a small tube for their Faces.The skeleton of the cat will take on the form of the bottle as the kitten grows. The cats never get the opportunity to move. They are used as original and exclusive souvenirs. These are the latest trends in New York, China, Indonesia and New Zealand. If you think you can handle it, view www.bonsaikitten.com and have a look at the methods being used to put these little kittens into bottles.

This petition needs 600 names, so please put yours on it! Copy the text into a new email and put your name on the bottom,then send it to everyone you know!

― Mayor of Dutchtown (nordicskilla), Sunday, 11 December 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

!!!!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 11 December 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

CATS ARE USELESS AND I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TODO WITH THEM THAN PUT THEM IN JARS AND KEEP THEM THERE

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 11 December 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

MACROPHILES ARE BACK!!!!

recent friend requestf from this guy.

― tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 30 December 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

i have a profile now! add me! i need intarnet friends

― gear (gear), Friday, 7 April 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

nobody needs intarnet friends

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 April 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

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It's okay, gear. She's got Jon Williams' phone number on her cellie as well.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 7 April 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

i have also added you, gear!

― haitch (haitch), Saturday, 8 April 2006 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

Subject: FW: AGNEL YOU HOLD MY HEART
Body: Theresa, I finally found TRUE LOVE on myspace!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: prince
Date: Apr 3, 2006 3:41 PM

hello baby,
It's very nice seeing your profile as well as your pics, I have gone through it and i noticed you are holding my heart in you.
your sexy face and charming eyes had made me gone mad in such a way that i cant even think of my mother right now, what i have to think and focus on now is you, and I hope my dream won't be a dissapointment to me.
Frankly speakin, I have felt in love with your profile you should understand what I mean, I am a kinda guy you should have in your life, I am ready to take a good care and be with any gurl on my way to be forever.
Can you mail me back so that we can get to know each other very well, I cant wait to meet you baby, i am online now on yahoo chat if you have yahoo mail add me so we can chat together: prince_4041@yahoo.fr
Yours
Prince Obi.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

i am online now on yahoo chat if you have yahoo mail add me so we can chat together: prince_4041@yahoo.fr

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello_My_Future_Girlfriend

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=36975154

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 14 April 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

hey, i want some noize myspace frendz. add me, suckas!

http://www.myspace.com/number33319889

― jeanne (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 April 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

OMG AWKWARD

I just got a message on myspace from a guy I know. Actually, I've known him most of my life -- he was one of my dad's first employees, and is apparently bi. Even more awkward, he played it dumb -- you have a great profile, blah blah -- except he totally knows who I am. Uhhhhhhhhh

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Sunday, 16 April 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

tim kung food in your top 8! i love thaat place!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Sunday, 16 April 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

That's my wife, yo.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 16 April 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

(I like Kung Food, too, though.)

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 16 April 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

chaki, u r my FRIEND!!!!!

― JEANNE (Tim Ellison), Sunday, 16 April 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/blueshirt_brownhair_nice_30.jpg

― Jaxon von Jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

DUDE, THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MY PAGE LOOKS LIKE!!!!!

― JEANNE (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

i just got a message from my estranged former gay husband from high school with whom i had a falling out and haven't spoken to in years. this is funny but totally freaking WEIRD becuase just last night my mother asked me whatever happened to him and i was explaining in detail how i have no time for his drama.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

wait a second... you were married? or was this a pretend high-school husband?

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

wait, you're back killy? cool! (sorry if this is old news i was away from the internet for 3 days)

he was my high school gay husband. as in, i was his hag. the grace to his will, or whatever.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

oooooooo, yeah i had one of those. he wasn't my husand, though, he liked to pretend to be my son. i don't know what that was all about. he told raunchy stories at the lunch table.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

For a minute I thought killy was talking about a placenta burger or something.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

huh? i was talking about that.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/blueshirt_brownhair_nice_430x600.jpg

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bozzysworld.com/images/cantsee.jpg

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Nice rack, creepy high-maintenance porn-star manicure. Oh, and that's an XP.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:26 (nineteen years ago)

ROBBLE

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

UNLESS A CHIX FINGERNAILS LOOK LIKE THIS, I'M ASSUMING MOST DUDES AREN'T CHECKING THEM OUT

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6125/fingernailz0oq.jpg

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

hi i dont have myspace so can someone post a pic of the True.com cameltoe woman? i keep hearing about her.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/feb06_lime_430x600.jpg

here's one....

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

I couldn't see shit thanks to adblocking :D

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

they may have retired the fugly blonde cameltoe though

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://lads.myspace.com/06_04/MS-60404-85-RMNT-CK/430x600men.jpg

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/naughty_redsuitbaby_300X300.jpg

this is a different picture of her... i hate her so much

CAMELTOE

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

IS THAT KILLS BOYFRIEND XPOST

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

CZECH THE URL ON THAT SHIT LADS.MYSPACE.COM.... THAT IS SOME SERIOUS ARTIC MONKEY LEVEL BS

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha

[GO =>] [CROTCH]

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

this is a different picture of her... i hate her so much

GUH, HATE HER TOO.

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

which one

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

blondie right above

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

she looks like she's wearing a retainer

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

i don't see anyone

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://spe.atdmt.com/b/TUTRU1234TRU/naughty_redsuitbaby_300X300.jpg

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh yeah i hate that one

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 00:55 (nineteen years ago)

LOVE ADBLOCKING

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

The "Get Something Started" girl looks like she has a reversed camel toe.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

We are friends with White Witch now.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 6 May 2006 03:39 (nineteen years ago)

MYSPACE TIME

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Saturday, 6 May 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

I DONT KNOW EVERYBODYS "REAL" NAME - BUT FRIEND ME

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Saturday, 6 May 2006 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

FOR INSTANCE WHAT DOES "H" STAND FOR, LAURA?

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Saturday, 6 May 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

It is merely like the S in Harry S. Truman's name.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Saturday, 6 May 2006 05:01 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

From: Dan
<img src="http://a222.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/9/s_4bccff6531ac5d77309ba38865c851cd.jpg";>
Subject: No Subject
Body: hey,
im currently traveling, hitting up the gay capitals of the world! Really looking forward to San Fran, hope to get some male action. Can you tell me the best places to go for this? Thanks
Danny Boy

― jaxon, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

ha. wonder if it was my rainbow colored pic and background?

― jaxon, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 02:36 (eighteen years ago)

i miss lux stalker

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 5 June 2007 02:54 (eighteen years ago)

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