MOMUS WHY U RUIN TREAD ALL TIME?

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This group is the single really thrilling hope for pop music, which without them would be desperately dull (even—especially—the "new" Boredoms record).
-- Momus (nic...), July 24th, 2005.

No, they were a pretty average hardcore band four years ago playing guitar, bass, drums.
-- Momus (nic...), July 31st, 2005.

― - (smile), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Let us write haikus about Momus.

Momus read review
Momus listens to promo
Momus writes poorly

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't forget the whole condescending "YOU must have downloaded an MP3 or received a promo" claim.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

http://myspace-721.vo.llnwd.net/00039/12/77/39367721_l.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

WE KNOW WHO ONLY HEARS ABOUT MUSIC 2ND HAND OR ON V1CE PROMOS.

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/users/imomus/125747.html?nc=12

c=====8

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Monday, 1 August 2005 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus reads pomo.
Momus listens to promo.
Together? Uh oh.

― the true meaning of christmas (pr00de), Monday, 1 August 2005 20:59 (twenty-one years ago)

oh momus, no one
blogs like you do, post modern
man with one good eye

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

momus vs. noise dudes
oh lord, what a joy
more fites and roflz plz

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:09 (twenty-one years ago)

tim that's 6-5-6, haiku is 5-7-5!!!!!!!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:13 (twenty-one years ago)

momus vs. noise dudes*
oh lord, what a joy it is
more fites/roflz plz

* "vs." pronounced as "viss"

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:18 (twenty-one years ago)

We should ask Momus about the REAL rules on haikus.

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

true haikus are direct observations of nature, not all this subjective subculturisms.

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Wind across the pines
Momus adjusts his eyepatch
Ripples on the pond

― the true meaning of christmas (pr00de), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)

perfect.

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Monday, 1 August 2005 21:32 (twenty-one years ago)

True haikus are actually based on the number of morae, not syllables as we count them, although the two phonetic units usually overlap. Morae can be represented by a single hiragana character, thus an exception would be "n" as a coda, but not as a syllable onset (e.g. "n" in the "ran" is a separate mora, but not the "n" in "no.")

Have I killed the thread yet?

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

oh laura you goof
momus threads cannot be killed
(cf. the archives)

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

green leaves filter sun
brooklyn stone shimmers with heat
momus quests for cheese

― elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Laura, I'm compiling a list of "words in katakana that you aren't immediately obvious where the word came from". let me give you the romaji:

foagura
biberaji
randoseru
babaroa
kasutera
pan (this one's easy)
piero
arubaito
zubon (not "pantsu"!!! haha)
anketto
abeku
piman

help me!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

purple autumn twilight
soon, the long scarf of momus
will be worn again

― elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

no textured stilton
or straights in fuschia sarongs?
what fresh hell is this!!!!!!!1!!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

there was that great episode of Chef! with Lenny Henry where they were trying to get the illegal stilton. that's a great show. speaking of tv, there's a good discussion of gomer pyle usmc right now on blog to comm.

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

off the top of my head:
pericura
serebu
goru
sekushi
I say make pan --> karepan or some such variant

I can do more later...

― Laurah (allocryptic), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:49 (twenty-one years ago)

sekushi takushi!

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT
WRITING HAIKUS ABOUT MO
MUS ROFLMAO

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Monday, 1 August 2005 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

How many syllables is roflmao? Do you pronounce "mao" as in Chariman?

― the true meaning of christmas (pr00de), Tuesday, 2 August 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

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