While it's true he never matched the heights of Garu G or the Amazing Randy at the top of his game, I feel Black Anus's work in anonymous, insane non sequiturs has been unfairly overlooked. The chief distinction, of course, between Black Anus and the true giants of the field is longevity. In the selections below, notice that they were all posted on November 16, 2004. If Garu G is a comet, wending his way around the internet but always reliably returning here, then Black Anus is a shooting star, flashing once, brilliantly, to be seen no more.
I offer this thread as a compendium of his work. I would urge you to seek out their original threads in order to appreciate the full robust flavor of his craftsmanship. Enjoy.
Hell yeah! SO many stupid bitches out there. TYou really got to get a handle on some shit, man!
Yuo gotta be looking out for yourself. You don't want so,me stupid bitch getting one or two over on you, motherfucker.
I ain't met a bitch yet5 who didn't turn out to be some stupid ass opain in the ass fuckhat!
-- black anus (phookyeahbyotc...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Fuck yeah, bitch!
-- black anus (kojk...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Motherucker!
-- black anus (juj...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Shitfaced in Brooklyn!
-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Can I buy you a fucking beer?
-- black anus (hol...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
This ain't Miami, bitch!
-- black anus (marbl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Ain't this some fucking bullshit or what?
-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
-- black anus (nmnm...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Oh my motherfucking GOD!
-- black anus (l;klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
La la pa fucking looza!
-- black anus (lklakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Come on my face, why don't you?
-- black anus (klakl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Can't really help it, motherfucker, if the bitches be stpid as hell and can't fuck worth a goddam motherfucking nickel.
-- black anus (shoeitupyouras...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Motherfuckah! Cain't get no fucking releef from these stupid bitches no way!
-- black anus (shitcak...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
These is some stupid bitches.
-- black anus (lala...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
This ain't no fucking MALL RATS, bitch.
-- black anus (klka...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
God fucking damn!
-- black anus (klkl...) (webmail), November 16th, 2004.
Fuck off, twat!
-- black anus (klkalkl...), November 16th, 2004.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
-- black anus (jklaklkl...), November 16th, 2004.
Dirty fucking bastard!
-- black anus (klka...), November 16th, 2004.
― the true meaning of christmas (pr00de), Monday, 1 August 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)
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