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NOISE DUDE THEME SONG NOMINATIONS PLZ

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"Hit by a Rock" - Throbbing Gristle

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Harry Nilsson - Without You

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Miami Sound Machine - Conga

― elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

The Motorcycle Song
words and music by Arlo Guthrie

CHORUS:
I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy...cle

It was late last night the other day
I thought I'd go up and see Ray
So l went up and I saw Ray
There was only one thing Ray could say, was:

CHORUS

This song is about the time that I was ridin' my motorcycle.
Going down a mountain road, at 150 miles an hour, playin'
my guitar. On one side of the mountain road there was a
mountain, and on the other side there was nothin' - there was
a cliff in the air.

Now, when you're going down a mountain road at I50 miles
an hour you gotta be very careful, especially if you're playin'
a guitar. Especially if that guitar is an acoustic guitar.
Because if it's an acoustic guitar, the wind pressure is greater
on the box side than on the neck side, because there's
more guitar on the box side. I wasn't payin' attention ..

Luckily I didn't go into the mountain - I went over the cliff.
I was goin' at 150 miles an hour sideways and 500 feet down
at the same time.

I knew it was the end. I looked down, I said ''Wow! Some
trip". I thought it...well I knew it was...I knew it was my last
trip, and in my last remaining seconds in world,I decided
to write one last farewell song to the world.

Put a new ink cartridge in my pen. Took out a piece of paper.
I sat back and I thought awhile. Then I started writin':
I don't want a pickle
Just want to ride on my motorsickle
And I don't want a tickle
'Cause I'd rather ride on my motorsickle

And I don't want to die
Just want to ride on my motorcy ...cle."

I knew that, it wasn't the best song l ever wrote, but I didn't
have time to change it. I was comin' down mighty fast.

But as you all know, and as fate would have it, I didn't die. I
landed on the top of a police car. And he died. I drove away
on the road that he was on. I came into town at a screamin'
175 miles an hour, playin' the motorcycle song.

I came into town, I jumped off my bike, the bike went around
the corner by itself, went up on the stand by itself, turned
itself off.

I walked over to my friend. He was standin' there eatin'
pickles. I said "Hi, what's happenin'?" He looked at me in the
eye and said "Nothin'".

You gotta sing it with that kind of enthusiasm. Like you just
squashed a cop...

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Here we are, face to face a couple of Silver Spoons.
Hopin to find, we're two of a kind making a go, making it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.
Together, taking the time each day.
To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Two Silver spoons together.
You and I together (We're going to find our way)
You and I together (We're going to find our way)
You and I together.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Arlo Guthrie, haha what a fuck.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

STEELY DAN - DIRTY WORK

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

neil michael hagerty - "firebase ripcord"

or any royal trux, basically.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

i think junkie nurse is one of my favorite rt songs.

i don't think that's nd theme song stuff tho.

i'm not sure what fits.
m.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The Price Is Right theme song

― Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe we should ask the Jinglesmith to write a Noize Board theme song

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon's is next. We could use that.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 21:50 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't 'junkie nurse,' great as it is, actually a version 'garbageman' by charlie manson?

― noizem duke (noize duke), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)

don caballero - "you drink a lot of coffee for a teenager"

― vahid (vahid), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)

nice one

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 23:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Bring Tha Noise" by Pubic Enema -- or is that too obvious?

― latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)

SOLAR COCK

― amon (eman), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:45 (twenty-one years ago)

DING DING DING!!!

― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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― plain ol' jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...
http://www.public.iastate.edu/~spires/Camp/Sounds/awopening.wav

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 29 July 2006 03:25 (twenty years ago)

what we do is secret by the germs

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 29 July 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...
"Free and Freaky" - The Stooges

http://www.stereogum.com/img/thestooges_ideaoffun.jpg

― Tim Ellison, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

SORRY WRONG URL.

This: http://www.stereogum.com/archives/004712.html

― Tim Ellison, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 03:22 (nineteen years ago)

SOLAR COCK

why was i so stoked for this? i don't even know what it is

― jaxon, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 06:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think it was a Denny Vertigo song (or the other Denny)?

― Tim Ellison, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

there was a third denny too but he became a hare krishna

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 06:45 (nineteen years ago)

shelter wrote a tribute song to him or something iirc

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

Denny Lethargy >>>> Denny Vertigo

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

― awse, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

the answer is obviously "psychological problems" by kajun ss.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

electric eels 'jaguarride'

― ian, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...
lcd soundsystem - north american scum

:D

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 22 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

when/if wav embeds are allowed again plz 2 emdeb chicago kevin's answer plz

― Fetchboy, Friday, 23 March 2007 02:02 (nineteen years ago)


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