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GO AHEAD, ASK ME.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 03:54 (twenty-one years ago)

WHO ARE YOU? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 03:56 (twenty-one years ago)

My name is Aaron Zanders.
I was born in Santa Rosa, CA
I am 24 years old.
I play the guitar.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 03:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Santa Rosa!

An old college roommate of mine was from Santa Rosa.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

googleproof me a name, maybe I know this person

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Santa Rosa.

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

HRM ... you might. He should be the same age as you. Dunno if I want to bridge that gap. Maybe when I get back from my run.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi AaronHz,

Is your dad Robin Zander?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

No his name is Doug McKenzie. Zanders is my stepfather's name.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:09 (twenty-one years ago)

AaronHz, what is your favorite Cheap Trick song?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

AaronHz how come I cannot post this properly

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/images/captain.jpg

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

AaronHz, is your name a homage to punk rockers like Joe Queer and Ben Weasel?

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:13 (twenty-one years ago)

ally, that image exceeds the cleavage-width usage allotted by the ILX elders per respective image post.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT I WANT TO START A THREAD CALLED "ASK MY Ts" AND IT DOESN'T WORK!!!

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

AaronHz, what is your favorite Cheap Trick song?
Something off the first LP. "Hot Love" or "He's a Whore" maybe? Haven't listened to CT in a while...

AaronHz, is your name a homage to punk rockers like Joe Queer and Ben Weasel?
It's just my initials Aaron H Zanders which= AaronHz = Aaron Hertz =Aaron Hurts. Incidentally AHZ =Oz AH-Z = Ozzy

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:21 (twenty-one years ago)

MORE OF TEH QUESTIONS

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT WERE YOU IN JAIL FOR?

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 05:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I PUT BABIES ON SPIKES

next queston

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

everyone in santa rosa has been in jail, right?

(ok, going to play vice city now, i swear...)

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 05:03 (twenty-one years ago)

damn near dean, you can get arrested for anything there just about.

WHO WAS YR ROOMY FROM SANTA ROSA? you can e-mail me teh name if you want

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 05:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to play Ratchet & Clank. I have to get up in 6 hours.

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 05:16 (twenty-one years ago)

aaron i like totally emailed you

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure if it really rings a bell. I know a lot of dudes with that first name obv.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 05:45 (twenty-one years ago)

What's behind the door?

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ratchet and clank is too good. o how nostalgic I am for that video game aesthetic.

thorHmono (Thor), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

cool! I made it to another planet last night, still can;t work out how to use that swingshot.

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I ALMOST GOT NARCED ON BY A GUY NAMED ZANDER THAT WASN'T U WAS IT??

coming to kick, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.songlyricscollection.com/lyrics/c/Cheap-Trick/Dream-Police/Cheap-Trick-Dream-Police-cover.jpg

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

What's behind the door?
Depends on which door. If it's a GREEN door, chances are Marilyn Chambers gets fucked.

still can;t work out how to use that swingshot.
It's easy. You just equip it, and when you see one of those floating round swingshot targets press and hold the circle button. You can also aim with the L1 or L2 button to reach one that's out of the regular view.

I ALMOST GOT NARCED ON BY A GUY NAMED ZANDER THAT WASN'T U WAS IT??
No, my name is ZanderS. Besides, I fucking hate snitches and cops of any kind.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you like paintball?

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you like paintball?

I've never played but I see where you're going with this. If you google my name you'll come up with a few hits, none of which are me. One of these guys is in a paintball league.
It ain't AaronHz.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

who sucks?

inquiring minds, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn. I had legitimate paintball questions.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

are you going to see the dresden dolls?

kephm, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

aaronhz?

kephm, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 16:54 (twenty-one years ago)

who sucks?
Well Dave Matthews, Creed and Nickelback obv. but those are easy targets. Here's a short list of other people that suck:
George W. Bush and his cabinet
Richard Dreyfuss
Kevin Costner
The Shins
Death Cab For Cutie
Hal Sparks
A girl I used to know (initials N.D.I.)
Amateurist
Joel Shumacher
Chris Columbus
Clint Eastwood (but he was cool in the 60's)
Kathy Griffin
Carrot Top
Will Smith
Nelly
Usher
Jay Leno
Craig Kilborn
the list could go on maybe I'll add to it later

are you going to see the dresden dolls?
Are they playing in SF Bay Area? I'd love to but it's a 3 1/2 hour drive for me so probably not. Amanda Palmer is a sexy lady.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

AaronHz,

When you say you hate cops of any kind, does that mean you hate the DREAM POLICE?

Best,

hstencil

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

When you say you hate cops of any kind, does that mean you hate the DREAM POLICE?

Well I like that song, but I wouldn't say I like the idea of Dream Police. Dreams should be anarchistic by nature, that's the whole point of them innit? You can kill or fuck anyone you want and it doesn't matter one bit. No cops allowed.


You guys sure are getting a lot of mileage out of this Robin Zander thing. Strikes me funny now that no one has ever asked me Cheap Trick questions before this.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:41 (twenty-one years ago)

the dresden dolls are playing sf in a few weeks.

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I have no idea what they sound like but my brother might want to go.

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:42 (twenty-one years ago)

did you read the village voice review of the dresden dolls?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:46 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah...by that guy!

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU should write for the Village Voice, gygax!

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

why not mail Chuck Eddy something now?

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Daerest AaronHz:

Have you ever paid for sex or other such things?

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

There are other things like sex?

adam. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Ian, do your parents know that you're going be in the big city without them?

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mobilevideoexpress.com.au/Home%20Alone%202.jpg

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

adam.-
They're a keyboard and drums duo, female vocals. "Brechtian Punk Cabaret" is what they call themselves, and they can rock pretty hard when they want to. Free mp3 downloads here.

I recommmend starting with "Girl Anachronism".

I have never paid for sex, unless you're counting buying dinner and a movie ticket as paying for sex like some sexist hardliners do.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

deaner: my parents have neglected any real parenting for a good few years now.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

They're a keyboard and drums duo, female vocals. "Brechtian Punk Cabaret" is what they call themselves, and they can rock pretty hard when they want to.

AaronHz, how does this differ from the Get Hustle?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i dont think adam would like the dresden dolls

the voice review was ok

kephm, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

i havent heard much get hustle, but the dolls have much more of a wagner type piano sound going on. plus they do some great covers (fugazi, sabbath) & the drumming is sick

kephm, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

see that sounds exactly the same to me. And the Get Hustle were kinda bleh (but Sterling Clover was at the show and complimented my dj skills! yay Sterling!).

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"WET BANDITS"

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

werent the get hustle like 80% tribal drumming and screaming mumbling vocals & hard to make out lyrics? the dolls otoh have v. articulated lyrics with story based songs that a child could follow. (a love song to christopher lydon, 'bank of boston beauty queen') not to mention the whole glam thing going on.

kephm, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

kephm: do you mean CRASH WORSHIP

Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

nope, dont think so, werent crsh worship something like three drummers and gwar type antics? fake pig blood and stuff.
i had forgetten about them

kephm, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you like me?

Sonny A. (Keiko), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Aaronhz,

Are you gonna send me your sexXx333 pics soon that U pr0mis3d ?

thx,

V

Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

AaronHz, how does this differ from the Get Hustle?
I've never heard Get Hustle, but kephm answered this for me already

Do you like me?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
Seriously though, I like most people I meet and you'd have to be a major fucking asshole for me to not like you if we met.

Are you gonna send me your sexXx333 pics soon that U pr0mis3d ?
Nobody will get to see pictures of me until I buy a goddamn scanner/digicam/webcam, sorry.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:51 (twenty-one years ago)

MORE OF TEH QUESTIONS

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaron,

What is the next show you plan on attending?

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Aaron:

Which is better, Dancing in the Dark or Glory Days?

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:00 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax!,
none in particular cuz i live so far away from teh good sf area shows here in laytonville, but i'd like to go see my friend's bands archeopteryx & little cat in sonoma county sometime soon.

tough call ally, cuz ditd has that synth riff & courtney cox in teh video and gd sounds kinda like something johnny cougar mellonhead would do. i'll stick with thunder road, thanks.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:06 (twenty-one years ago)

OK but Aaron what about Rosalita?

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll stick with Warren Zevon "Carmelita"

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:08 (twenty-one years ago)

OK but what about Orange Juice's "Felicity"?

Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

i'll stick with the Clockwork Orange soundtrack

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:11 (twenty-one years ago)

dear aaron,

do you like strawberry ice cream? (it is my favourite)

love,

julio

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:04 (twenty-one years ago)

yes i do but my current favorite flavor is that dulce de leche (or however you spell it).

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

What is the next show you plan on attending?

Actually I am gonna try to see my father's band The Pulsators on Saturday at the Cotati Tradewinds so there you go.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

D34R 44R0N,

Y R N0 G1RLZ 4NSW3R1NG M4H P3RS0N4L 4D B3LOW?

TH4NKS 4 Y0U H33LP.

L0V,

V1K


19 year old sensitive guy - 19
Reply to: anon-39117359@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-08-11, 9:26PM PDT


LOOKING FOR A WOMAN TO STEAL MY HEARTLADIES I WANT A WOMAN WHO WILL JUST BE HERSELF AND NOT LIE OTHER THAN THAT I'M HAPPY AND ILL TREAT YOU AS MY QUEEN FOR AS LONG AS YOU DO SO. I AM A WILD CHILD BUT I HAVE THE HEART OF A YOUNG ROMANTIC PRICE ILL ONLY LET YOU INSIDE IF YOU SHOW ME YOU DESERVE IT. LOVE IS WHAT ALL OUR HEARTS NEED AND I WANNA SHARE MY LOVE WITH SOMEONE EXTRA SPECIAL, I DONT PLAY AROUND MY HEART IS UP FOR GRABS ONLY IF YOU CAN CHERISH IT. THEN I WILL ENDLESSLY GIVE YOU MY LOVE... SEND ME A PIC IF YOU WANNA SEE MINE ALONG WITH A PHONE # AND AIM SN IF YOU GOT ONE.. HOPE TO SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS.....LOVINGLY THIS MAN BY THE NAME OF JOSH

Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Vic,
I dunno but this part:
ILL ONLY LET YOU INSIDE IF YOU SHOW ME YOU DESERVE IT
sounds kinda gay. better butch up if you wanna get teh poontang.

Love,
Aaron

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

0K4Y 44R0N, I WR0T3 4 N3W 0N3 TH4TS N0T S0 G4Y I H0PE. WHERE 4RE TEH B1TCH3Z, Y D0NT TH3Y R3SP0ND?!@

sexy guy for sexy girl - 19
Reply to: anon-39117452@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-08-11, 9:26PM PDT


SEXY EXOTIC GUY WANTS TO BE YOUR SLAVE - m4wI'M 19 AND I'M GOING THOUGH I RUFF TIME IN MY LIFE WHERE I HAVE RUN DRY OF MY FINANCES TO SUPPORT MYSELF AS MUCH AS I NEED TO. I OFFER TO ANY AND ALL ANYTHING WHICH THEY WANT OF ME I DO AS I AM TOLD. SPANK ME SLAP ME KISS ME HUMILIATE ME DRUG ME TORTURE ME MAKE ME PERFORM ORAL SEX FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT ( ALLTHOUGH I WOULD REALLY ENJOY THAT!!! ) I WANT TO BE A BITCH I NEED THE MONEY FOR ME TO LIVE SO HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE HOME THIS YOUNG SEXY PUPPET FOR ALL YOUR SPECIAL NEEDS. ALL GIVE YOU ALL I'VE GOT I WANT TO HAVE YOU PLEASED LET ME FUCK YOU UP AND DOWN SIDE TO SIDE LICK YOU FRONT TO BACK LET ME TURN YOU EVERY BREATH INTO ONE OF PURE EXTACY. YOU DONT NEED TO SEND A PICTURE IN RESPONSE BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT I AM YOURS BUT IT SURE WOULD BE NICE TO SEE. TAKE ME THIS SEXY SLAVE HOME WITH YOU TO DO AS YOU PLEASE. I'LL ALSO SEND YOU SOME PHOTOS IF YOU LIKE TO GIVE YOU SOME FANTASYS. I'M 5'6 BUZZED BROWN HAIR AND 135LBS WITH BRIGHT BLUE EYES AND PIERCINGS AND TATOOS PLACED SPEND AROUNG IN ALL THE SEXY SPOTS YOU'LL HAVE TO SEE. SEND ME A CONTACT # AND AIM SN IF YOU HAVE ONE AS WELL.

Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Vic,
I'm sorry to tell you this but I think this part:
I'M GOING THOUGH I RUFF TIME IN MY LIFE WHERE I HAVE RUN DRY OF MY FINANCES
will be a BIG turn off for the ladies. Remember what that piece of shit MTV band says, "girls like money not boys" or some shit like that.

Love,
Aaron

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:10 (twenty-one years ago)

BUT 44RON, 1 SA1D TEHY C0ULD TORTURE ME MAKE ME PERFORM ORAL SEX FOR 3 HOURS STRAIGHT WTF ?

0H W3LL, 1'VT 4LW4YS G0T C4RRUTH3R'S SC4T.

Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:18 (twenty-one years ago)

d34r 44r0n,

waat w3r3 U w34r1ng wh3n U s4id th1s ?

AaronHzILX (1:42:59 AM): hahahahah


thx,

V

Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Vic,
remember the immortal words of Esther Ritchie-Ciccone:

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me
I think they're O.K.
If they don't give me proper credit
I just walk away

They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right

And right now I'm wearing a thong, leather chaps and a ball-gag.
Love,
Aaron

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:31 (twenty-one years ago)

d34r 44ron,.

waat iz 4 b4ll-gag ?

th4nkz s0 much,

v1c

Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Vic,
A ball gag is just what it sounds like. Didn't you ever see Pulp Fiction?

Love,
Aaron

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

d34r 44r0n,

y d03s th1s b4ll-gag n0t f33l c0mf0rt4ble 0n me ?


thx

Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Vic,
Maybe you're not opening your mouth wide enough.
Open up and say...ahh!
Love,
Aaron

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

DUDEZ IT'S YR LAST CHANCE FOR TO ASK ME TEH QUESTIONS UNTIL SUNDAY, ASK AWAY!
I'M GONNA BE OUTTA TOWN THIS WEEKEND.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT?

Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

chicken or fish. I only eat teh beef in teh cheeseburger or taco. don't like steak.
ham and turkey are ok but not all the time.
I've never eaten lamb or venison or anything like that, no rabbit or possum or squirrel either.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...
GWON ASK ME SOME SHIT

AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 30 August 2004 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
WHY YOU BREAK HEART AND NO ASK SHIT NO MORE

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

WHO IS VANESSA?

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago)

the hot chick that you met at a lightning bolt show but were too fucked up on something to remember.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago)

should i or shouldn't i?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

damned if you, damned if you don't

sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (ex machina), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:35 (twenty years ago)

alexbloomer, I'd need a little more info. if you're thinking of hurting youself or others, then no, you shouldn't.

AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 7 October 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 2 May 2005 11:54 (twenty years ago)

aaron is the only one who started his OWN "ask" thread.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 2 May 2005 12:01 (twenty years ago)

some ilxors have expressed interest in joining the live band and are now listed online.
Current full-time members:
Captain Z-Fart (b. 1980, Santa Rosa, CA) - vocals, guitar, laptop, subgenius, firestarting. Roxymuzak - vocals, bassing, american womanhood. Fu King Fu (Ken C)- vocals, guitar, twee. Merit Care - keyboards, egyptology. Latebloomer - production, sleepyhead, scientology hustle.

cheers, guys. shame about the commute ;)

-- @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (aaronhz@gmail.com), May 1st, 2005 9:48 AM. (AaronHz) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 2 May 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

dear aaron:

this is the thread where you can try to fuck with aaron zanders and fail.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 2 May 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

lol

roxymuzak, Saturday, 3 May 2008 13:29 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

GWON ASK ME SOME SHIT

buzza, Friday, 8 October 2010 06:19 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

No his name is Doug McKenzie. Zanders is my stepfather's name.
― AaronHz (AaronHz)

buzza, Saturday, 19 May 2012 06:33 (thirteen years ago)


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