Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

HSTENCIL

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

i don't know what this means?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:46 (twenty years ago)

is this when a chap comes out of nowhere to defend a femposter?

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

remy

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:53 (twenty years ago)

adam

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin is right, leave her alone

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

thanks for saving me, gear, those guys are assholes *high five, buy you a milkshake*

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:55 (twenty years ago)

no prob. *finger-snap, point*

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

What's the correlation between this and the dudes who want to see ilxchixors make out?

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

not much, because i'm firmly in the latter camp only.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

"firmly"

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

t/s saving cyber-hoes vs. oscillating weiners

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

hstencil is like James Brown in Fingers

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:04 (twenty years ago)

i don't know what that is either!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

JIM Brown, rather!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:08 (twenty years ago)

(it's this James Toback movie with Harvey Keitel)

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

It is me OR hstencil, i think. I only do this with very special people, though.

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

oh wait. "on ILX"????

Never mind. ignore my answer.

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

you are married, adam.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

I know, and I'm also a gentleman.

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

remy and hstencil

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

I'm still not sure I understand the term.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:36 (twenty years ago)

adam, dont be slow.

― huell howser (chaki), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

I'm certainly trying.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

you guys are all on crack.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

because the answer is tuomas.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

good pick!

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

yeah. very good.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

Kenan?

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

male hoes?

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

I think the flirting threads will yield results.

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

definitely kenan. i like tuomas, he's kind and good-natured. also he looks like he could be my brother!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

so he wants you to think

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

sometimes you never know these types until they choose to reveal themselves

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I really don't think it's me or hstencil. Not even close.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

Gear, maybe.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I would say M. White, except I don't think he's very serious about it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

I understand Michael, because I'm not being serious either. He likes French stuff more than me though.

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Miccio

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

i mean jesus christ the guy goes off on me for not liking some chick's hairy nipples and i'm the male feminist?!??! get one sense of perspective, noizeduders.

xpost you guys are def. confusing male feminists with male horndogs. like i said, i don't deny the latter.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:52 (twenty years ago)

i don't think this thread is about "male feminists."

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

I like a bit of feminism

(/Ali G)

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kellerverkauf.de/epost/imagesha/LICH.jpg

LICHES BEFORE BITCHES

― sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

jaymc if it wasn't it would be called Captain-Sex-A-Cyber-Ho, duh!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

but i don't read this as men who stick up for women's rights, i read it as men who stick up for individual women -- perhaps in unsavory ways, and perhaps when they don't even need to be stuck up for.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

but who knows. i didn't respond to this thread for a long time because i couldn't figure out what it was about, either.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

you make it sound like sorta a bad thing

― The last honest gentleman (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

fuck sticking up for people. i think i'm just gonna stick up people.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:13 (twenty years ago)

fuck batman and robin, i'm robbin' with a bat, man.

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:39 (twenty years ago)

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i know, lindsay. but.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

oh hahah awesome.

well, i guess rape comments are only ok if they involve a photoshopped anime bear and aren't made about cherished female singer-songwriters.

lesson = learned.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

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― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

toriamosmeetsnedraggett.jpg

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

there's an album like this every year.

-- don weiner (dandydonweine...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006 4:50 PM. (later) (link)

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

omg someone show me where the vagina-eating is!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pornwebsitexxx.com/

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fiendish-thingy.com/images/sad_cat.jpg

"Why must you rain on my parade?"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

that cat is truly the saddest cat I've ever seen

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

that dude is totally asking for some fucked up toes and shins

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

All threads about women on ILM are creepy regardless of what direction they go in. 300 posts of lonely internet dudes speculating about Cat Power's mental health = DO NOT WANT

-- roc u like a § (jo...) (webmail), November 14th, 2006 1:05 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

U RANG

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― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163530961.jpeg

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha are you just like trolling specifically for that dog today? I liked the MOAR BROCCOLIS one

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

i was informed of a new batch by my nerdly contacts :(

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163530993.jpg

― get yr coat luv uve jes bin pulld (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

dude I love them no sad faces here

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

ahck..i went and looked at that ilm thread..now i want to get a bat...jesus...(geez, somebody save)US

― bb (bbrz), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

I want to see MOAR BROCCOLIS

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1528-1163530935.jpeg

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

He looks even cuter like that!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

dude firefox 2.0 is checking my spelling on ILX posts!

― Smegma Pi (plsmith), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

OMG he looks like werewolf HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Pete, you only just noticed that? PS don't think I'm on for House tonight, I am really tired and not feeling too hot :(

― Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

btw ally you are very tired

― gear (gear), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

Sad cat is killing me. Literally, I'm dying.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://sin7.100megs6.com/myspace/1162284090717.jpg

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

OH WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE I WENT ON A PICNIC IN THE PARK AND WATCHED MOVIES WHEN I COULD HAVE BEEN READING THIS.

jessie monster on Thursday, 15 March 2007 03:02 (4 hours ago)
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jessie high five

gbx on Thursday, 15 March 2007 03:28 (3 hours ago)

― chaki, Thursday, 15 March 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think that counts, dude. Sorry for making fun of people who looooove the internets so much they would spend hours and hours arguing in circles. ;_;

― jessie monster, Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

You mean like how you show up on like 50% of the threads I post on to remind me that you're above arguing on the internet?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

high five, guys!

― chaki, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

awww it'd be funny if it were true. ;_; like how you wanted to claim we dated on facebook.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

I don't really see why it's up for debate beyond whether or not it's technically feasible in terms of the server/code. One person setting someone/some thread on ignore doesn't really affect anyone other than that person, right? If you don't like the idea of a killfile, don't use it. I don't see why some people not liking means it shouldn't be an option for anyone who wants it, unless there are technical issues.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr) on Monday, January 8, 2007 12:46 PM (2 months ago)

http://www.newspeakdictionary.com/vidal.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

srsly dudes, I hate you for making me read the crush thread. Although it did remind me to killfile LJ at work.

has anyone else realized that JW's new name is unkillfilable?

jessie monster on Monday, March 12, 2007 9:55 AM (3 days ago)

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

somehow the hotlinking image there is awesome

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 15 March 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

is jessie a chick or a dude? I always thought jessie was a dude.

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

I'm a gurl!

― jessie monster, Monday, 19 March 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

then i wish u ill

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

^ adrian!?!?!

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

I am so oppressed. ;_;

― jessie monster, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

there is a jesse who posts on ilx who is a dude. a gay dude. there is also another jesse who posts as gypsy mothra.

― jaymc, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

what are their shoe sizes

― fies, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v705/andybubblez/misogynynoki.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1145115872.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1452-1144881954.jpg

― cankles, Monday, 19 March 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

this sux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tArx6JFc0zA

― jaxon, Friday, 22 February 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

HECTOR THA HO PROTECTOR

― cankles, Friday, 22 February 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

omg they just used the phrase 'captain save a ho' in the chris rock movie i think i love my wifre

― johnny crunch, Sunday, 30 March 2008 00:43 (seventeen years ago)

From last year?

Broccoli Dog RIP

― David R., Sunday, 30 March 2008 06:37 (seventeen years ago)

sixteen years pass...

https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer/post/3l744aba4je2p

― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 23 October 2024 17:23 (eleven months ago)

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