C'ING ON THE T'S (OR THE F)

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Let's just get it out in the open cos I can't start my picture thread cos ILX is the not treat.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:23 (twenty-one years ago)

C ON THE S

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

is this a taking sides thread???

I like Cing on just about any part of a woman's body.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Not taking sides it is all encompassing.

The Ts are better cos there are no eyeballs there.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't women know to close their eyes when expecting a facial?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:30 (twenty-one years ago)

DOESN'T ALWAYS HELP

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

LABORATORY GOGGLES??

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck having a baby
women take sperm in they eyes
more hardc0r3 than

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

HE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

the science of LOVE.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stuart.iit.edu/students/adamadr/images/rgb/Rgb16.jpg

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 04:34 (twenty-one years ago)

HE BLINDED ME WITH C-INCE

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)

the biggest question is:

who is responsible for post C on T cleanup?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I think a boy should at least offer to clean up the mess he's made.

What would Miss Manners say?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I usually run to get a napkin or a tissue for them!

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

hold on a sec baby, let me clean this up for you.

aww yeah, your titties are nice and clean now.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://webpub.allegheny.edu/employee/i/iroy/spring%202004/260/260%20assts%20Sp%2004/IMC%20asst%20pics/clorox%20wetwipes.jpg

― SAFE ON WOOD (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 11:30 (twenty-one years ago)

certainly not safe on mammaries tho

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

YO I SAID BANANA NUTRAMENT.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://a.abcnews.com/media/Entertainment/images/wolf_011101_nv.jpg

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I had a girlfriend once a few years ago who told me that C'ing in the M seemed less disrespectful than C'ing on Ts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:50 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, who has used this as birth control... admit it... I have :(

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)

why is it disrespectful? i know girls who kinda like it.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i know PLENTY of girls who love it

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

xpost to jon - dude!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

they smile!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

yea, i know :*(

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

cutty, I dunno, this is just what SHE said. Now that I think of it, I've had a couple of ex-girlfriends who weren't FANS.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I know a girl who thinks its more rude to cum without warning in the vag (I was not involved)

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, really, practice safe sex!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

YEA I KNOW

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

C is like A PUBLIC RESTROOM, IT BELONGS EVERYWHERE.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

that is gross, dude.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

if I C on the stomach i usually end up hitting up to the face

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

no it isn't...im just saying WE NEED MORE PUBLIC RESTROOMS!

oh and C is fun to PUT EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

in your wallet?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jrp-graphics.com/jb/everywhere.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

on Jackson Browne's Ts?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

that is C'ing on Darryl Hannah's T's by proxy.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

and Carly Simon's.

eek!

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Cing on NICO's Ts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

btw I think you're thinking of JAMES TAYLOR'S C on Carly Simon's Ts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

didnt carly simon write some song becuase Jackson liked to PUNCH ladies.

Thats what made me think Jackson C'd on Carly's T's. (and after he P'd her in the F)

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

"You're So Vain" is about Warren Beatty, allegedly.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

btw there's a Rolling Stone cover from the early 1970s with JT and a topless Carly Simon and WHOA.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh you're right...who'd Warren punch?

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Annette Benning and/or Madonna.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

both, very punchable.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i would not want c in my wallet.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

The trick is to keep it in a little drug baggie for special occasions.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

do you guys like to C on the A?

I think that is a little harder to clean, esp if the lady has a BIG OLE BUTT

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Why would it be harder to clean?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, sounds to me like you're just containing the mess to that one area.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

see this is where homosex helps, because guys specifically tell you "OKAY C ON MY CHEST, I WANT 2 F33L IT....OK C IN MY MOUTH, JUST A MIN LET ME C IN YOURS FIRST.... OK, C IN MY HAIR, I R3ALLY N33D THAT TONIT3"

so helpful !!!!

― Vic (Vic), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I AM CUMMING UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

http://gruppen.greenpeace.de/aachen/meere-fotos-beluga-maul.jpg

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY LORD

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:06 (twenty-one years ago)

For some reason that makes me think of Matthew Barney.

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://www.bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-5-1089838797.jpg

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)

>:(!

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i really did get cum in my eye once and still live to tell: it does NOT make u blind - urban myth!!

― Vic, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

TMI

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:20 (twenty-one years ago)

its just like shampoo, but more painful!

― Vic, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

TMFI

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:21 (twenty-one years ago)

It's not gonna make you blind, but one time my right eye was slingshotted with my own semen as if my cack were actually the acid-spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park, and it was sore for at least a month. Bloodshot constantly. so uh, jizz: not replacing visine any time soon

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

A MONTH?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:50 (twenty-one years ago)

no shitting dude! it was good prep for my bukkake debut.

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

btdubs, where the hell did c'ing on the t's come (snarrrrf) from??

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

THE CUTTY/DDB AXIS OF EVIL

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 12 August 2004 03:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I CAME

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes but the important question is where.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:12 (twenty-one years ago)

tits, ass, face, vag. i alreayd asked.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Daymn.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:32 (twenty-one years ago)

hey guys, so does it actually go "SPLURRT SPLURRT SPLURRT SPLURRT" when you do this, or is that just these comic books I've been reading?

― TOMBOT 64 (TOMBOT 64), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes i hear a tiny noise when i jerk it from the tip of my dick

if you cum with a few feet of vertical drop, it will make a SPLAT noise

if you accidentally dump a condom on a tile floor, it goes SPLAT too

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude you can totally hear it. It'd be better if it was actually accompanied by cartoon bubbles that say "SPLURRT" when it happens though.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

someone should c on my e so i can hear it next time but thats just SICK SICK SICK

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

informative

― kingfish muffminer 2049er (Kingfish), Saturday, 29 January 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

tell me more.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 29 January 2005 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

classic.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 30 January 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

omgomgomg. the sperm whale... holy shit. etc. hyperventilation engaged.

― msp (msp), Sunday, 30 January 2005 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...

thread does not deliver, sadly

― Kingfish MuffMiner 2049er (Kingfish), Thursday, 3 March 2005 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

do you want pictures?

cuz that can be arranged.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 3 March 2005 03:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i will C on something later!

― green uno skip card (ex machina), Thursday, 3 March 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

KNUCKLES

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 3 March 2005 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fiftiesweb.com/fashion/basic-black-dress.jpg

― Who did release magic family out from the base of $499 (deangulberry), Thursday, 3 March 2005 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Could somebody please yousendit me a soundfile of Cing on the Ts or Cing on the Fs or Cing on the As plz kthx bye (i need it for something)

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha whoa. NEW SOFT PINK TRUTH!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

C on Field Recordings.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd hit it

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:58 (twenty-one years ago)

"field recordings"

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:16 (twenty-one years ago)

"mating rituals"

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

"i like to do it folkways."
m.

― msp (msp), Thursday, 3 March 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

http://www.robgalbraith.com/data/1/rec_imgs/791_c-ing_magazine.jpg

― gershy, Sunday, 18 November 2007 05:53 (eighteen years ago)

C-ing is believing

― da croupier, Sunday, 18 November 2007 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.changethings2day.com/images/bookcoverimage.jpg

― velko, Saturday, 10 January 2009 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

http://assets.espn.go.com/i/espnradio/podcast/images/ontheTee_300.jpg

― ichard Thompson (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 04:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.cellex-c.com/end_user/science/images/c-ing_txt.gif

― velko, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:04 (seventeen years ago)

Could somebody please yousendit me a soundfile of Cing on the Ts or Cing on the Fs or Cing on the As plz kthx bye (i need it for something)

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Thursday, 3 March 2005 19:00 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I take it from reading the liner notes that no one supplied Drew with this and he had to record it himself...

― milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 05:48 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.viceland.com/int/v10n8/htdocs/cum.php

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 06:04 (seventeen years ago)

Was I "trippin' out" (hallucinating) last weekend or did they use this material on Weekend Update? Cause I don't think I was.

― mumps (iiiijjjj), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 19:07 (seventeen years ago)

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