Lessons I learned from watching GH05T5H!P

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
1. blow-torches work under water


2. dont trust a guy with a cool haircut, wearing a parka...he could be satan


3. maggots taste good, but they're maggots...eat at your OWN discretion


4. Juliet Margules NEEDS work


5. a hot chick with a hook in her face, IS STILL HOT!


6. little girls that are pale and British are creepy...their creepiness is based on HOW british their accent is


7. if you ever board a "Ghostship" bring minorities, they always DIE first


8. if you have a fiancee (and you are a minority), DO NOT BOARD THE GHOSTSHIP!


9. Hologram cover on DVD = Classic


10. Recovering alcoholics DO NOT MAKE GOOD SEA CAPTAINS

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

is this like Event Horizon but not in space?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

2. dont trust a guy with a cool haircut, wearing a parka...he could be satan


http://www.epd.de/film/2001/8zoe.jpg

Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

ALL FRENCH PEOPLE ARE SATAN.


XP2H: sort of...I really liked EH when i saw it in the theater...I saw it recently and thought it was DONKEY BALLS tho.

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

all just bad Solaris rip-offs.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Solaris O.G. is UNFUCKWITHABLE.

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what I'm saying, even without Larry Fishburne.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

tangent question: why does SY RICHARDSON languish in obscurity yet Samuel Jackson gets to be famous?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

FUCK SY RICHARDSON...WHY HASN'T TAYLOR NEGRON BEEN KNIGHTED?

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck SY RICHARDSON?!?? fuck YOU, man.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"did you read that book I gave you?!!!? Dioretix: The Theory of Matter over Mind?!?!?"

http://www.emunio.de/bilder/539488.jpg

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.modernista.se/katalog/bilder/stoned_age_stor.jpg

Put a little insanity on your potato...Shake it maaaan

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...
GET ONE PARKA!!!

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 24 February 2005 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

they filmed that Stoned Age movie in Westchester, CA, home to one JaXoN and college place of one gygax!

LaToya JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 24 February 2005 01:38 (twenty-one years ago)

that movie RULES.

ddb (ddb), Thursday, 24 February 2005 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"Better than 'Dazed and Confused'" although we have no problem appropriating their font for this quote.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 24 February 2005 03:58 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha I just read 2 and thought of posting the same thing i already did

Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Thursday, 24 February 2005 04:00 (twenty-one years ago)


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.