Eatin' Lunch at the Y - the official NOIZE DUDE cunnilingus thread!

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y'know, just so girlz won't think we're all about cing on ts.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is in poor, um, taste, er.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/93713.gif

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

does that come in fish flavor?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

okay that was NOT RIGHT.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

ladies take note: pubes in teeth suck.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

not as bad as pubes in throat.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

YES.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, at least shave or wax the parts that you want licked.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you guys all lose your virginity in the same week or what?

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

also, i fully endorse PEACH SCENTED SKINTIMATE SHAVE GEL.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

the worst is when you have a cold and can't breathe through your nose and they get stuck in the post nasal drip in your throat

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, shaving and waxing is pretty gross.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Did you guys all lose your virginity?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

or your snot is running out your noise and mixing in with their goods

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

licking one's own snot out of the vagina is not ideal.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is unsafe.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"out your noise"

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

what's worse is when it smells like whatever booze you were drinking

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I lost my virginity 10 years ago + 2 weeks.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.libraries.wvu.edu/exhibits/stuartweb/stuart/images/threadsmall.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

or when you've smoked too many butts and you've gotta cough

― brock (brock), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

okay we need to get this back to the GOOD things about cunnilingus, noize dudes!

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

fellas?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I lost my virginity just over 6 or 7 years ago I think

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

i lost my virginity two years & two months ago, about. i was a late bloomer. :(

Good things abt. cunnilingus: happy girl noises

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

ladies?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:09 (twenty-two years ago)

cunniwhat????

― Mrs. Dwight Braxton (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Dwight goes down for nobody.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I LIKE THE BEAUTY OF THE FEMALE FORM.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

(15:26:49) LAUREN: i don't want robot dick

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon, though. the best part of eating a girl out is hearing her happy girl noises!!!! it makes me feel confident!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Ian, that's the best part about girls

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

no, that would be the ass.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 18:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I have an almost complete inability to get off from this, I think I'm actually a robot.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

VOLTRONGINA

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

no, Allyzay, I have known (?) other women with the same problem. You are not alone.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

WHY WOULD YOU DO IT WHEN YOUR FACE IS FULL OF SNOT?

― Sonny A. (Keiko), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

true fact I was unable to get off at all until about a year ago! I think it is related, all of it.

I was not a big fan of performing cunnilingus probably because I hated having it done to me but have never had face full of snot.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you gassy?

― dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I dated a girl for about three weeks in 1999 who couldn't get off at all (though I don't remember any cunnilingus). We didn't have actual intercourse sex at all, and obv. didn't last long in a relationship.

Allyzay, I didn't know you swung that way.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The proper maintenance and fluctuation of rhythm is key, as is full use of not just the tongue, but the lips as well. And by that I mean your lips doofus.

― vaginatarian (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:27 (twenty-two years ago)

its all about piddlin the bean with your lips dudes.

― brock (brock), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:28 (twenty-two years ago)

your email address somehow makes that seem revolting.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:29 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahaha

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

?????

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't mean to cause offense to either Allyzay or brock.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

if my name was brock...i'd NEVER wear a shirt.

im just sayin

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

whoa dude no offense to me, I was laughing.

One time Tom got scabies somehow, I blame the military. But I didn't get them, I'm like super immune to disease of the skin or something.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

whoa, this was before or during your relationship? If during, I'd worry.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Skipping 62 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

it's orginal, androgynous ideal in wormform, duh.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:13 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil23: i bet palm olive liked cunnilingus.
hstencil23: lora logic, too.
hstencil23: i don't think i'd hit ari up's cunny tho. too many dreads.
CrabLangoon: grosssss
hstencil23: ahaha sorry.
hstencil23: HOT CHIX OF 70s BRITISH PUNX.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:15 (twenty-one years ago)

poly styrene?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

gay.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.thebansheesandothercreatures.co.uk/s573.jpg

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

is she doing "the bump" with a roadie?
and where's her other boot?

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

UMM

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

what?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

So gross, I must be a gynophobe.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 May 2006 14:03 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Michael Stipe's pants up there are cracking me the fuck up.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:30 (twenty years ago)

CUTTYLINGUS

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:31 (twenty years ago)

I completely forgot about the whole c on ts thing! Even after erstwhile ilxor sugarpants made t-shirts with the letter "C" on them.

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 22 June 2006 14:35 (twenty years ago)

i love working at a job where i can open a thread with a title like this without a hint of worry.

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:03 (twenty years ago)

erstwhile ilxor sugarpants made t-shirts with the letter "C" on them.

omg :0

― indie disco dancer, sweet romancer (haitch), Thursday, 22 June 2006 15:23 (twenty years ago)

"erstwhile ilxor"

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 23 June 2006 00:09 (twenty years ago)

red wings thursday

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Friday, 23 June 2006 01:42 (twenty years ago)

why always c on ts?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 01:45 (twenty years ago)

OMT

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 01:45 (twenty years ago)

on my tummy

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 01:46 (twenty years ago)

why would anyone think a thread on cunnilingus would make girls feel more comfortable?!

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 23 June 2006 02:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www.getunderground.com/global_images/albums/gasp.jpg

― gasp.jpg (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 03:19 (twenty years ago)

hstencuomas

― XD (eman), Friday, 23 June 2006 03:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.kbtoys.com/g/toys/big/101831a.jpg

― sorry for if crepey (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 03:21 (twenty years ago)

it's cool! are you still living the job-free lifestyle, nick?

― sugarpants (sugarpants), Friday, 23 June 2006 04:36 (twenty years ago)

hi, sugarpants.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 23 June 2006 14:58 (twenty years ago)

I have a JOB now. I make MONEY. I work right next to Asian Wind, which is where I'll probably eat, um, in like 5 minutes, unless the intern kid has gone to lunch already. And I just can't ever pass up an opportunity to say "erstwhile".

That MichaelStipefacial.jpg is killing me!

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 15:22 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://daily.stanford.edu/article/2007/11/6/bedroomInequality

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

In England’s survey, if a heterosexual hookup included oral sex, but not intercourse, the oral sex was reciprocal less than 40 percent of the time.

Lazy.

Short of becoming lesbians, women can increase their odds of having orgasms by having sex in the context of a relationship.

Forced choice?

― remy bean, Thursday, 8 November 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

BREAKING: LESBIANS MORE SKILLED AT DIDDLING LADY PARTS... DEVELOPING...

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 8 November 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

i think my favorite thing about that article is the comments, which prove that the only thing that separates youtube commenters from stanford students is a grasp of grammer and a larger vocabulary

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

The world clearly needs more skilled cocksmen.

― admrl, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

i wish i hadnt misspelled grammar.

― max, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

Coxswains?

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

how about we shut up talking abt teh fuk and have sum fuk instead

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

we're not even talking, we're typing. double lame

― admrl, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

zing sex

― El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

I had lunch at Viga.

― HI DERE, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

god i need a drink.

― bell_labs, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

I need a boyfriend who calls when he says he will. Or at all.

― Laurel, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

:-D

― chaki, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

i wish i had been around for olde noize. kinda.

― bell_labs, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

SteveShastaLegendaryWakeboarder (3:51:44 PM): she has a nice pubis mound

― hstencil, Thursday, 8 November 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

Regarding a Sam Kinison routine:

"One of his more notorious comic routines included the suggestion that while performing cunnilingus one ought to lick the letters of the alphabet. "

^^did this as a lol but it ended up being a smash hit.

― chaki, Friday, 29 February 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

it takes you a pretty long time to remember the whole alphabet, huh

― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 February 2008 01:43 (eighteen years ago)

a b c d e f zing!

― chaki, Friday, 29 February 2008 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

ew sam kinison is the last person i want to think about when having that done

― bell_labs, Friday, 29 February 2008 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

"get 'er done"

― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 February 2008 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

Sam Kinison fell asleep inside Jessica Hahn, and then might have thrown up on her (fuzzy on the last part) - knowledge courtesy of Howard Stern's autobiography circa 1992

― milo z, Friday, 29 February 2008 02:12 (eighteen years ago)

ok maybe sam kinison is second to last after larry the cable guy

― bell_labs, Friday, 29 February 2008 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

hee hee

― El Tomboto, Friday, 29 February 2008 02:17 (eighteen years ago)

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