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pr00de, where's my car? (pr00de), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...
http://www.unicorn-dream.co.uk/Graphics/Furry/Diagram1.gif

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

OH MY GOD IS THAT A HOOF

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

YIFF? YES I FUCK FURRIES??

Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiff

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fursonas

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

why did i click

Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://yerf.com/uploads/tempalbe/nate_rec.gif

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://furry.wikia.com/wiki/Nate_Patrin

...

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

HUH.......

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

WOW :D

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

what records is he buying?!

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

SO THAT "NATE PATRIN IS A FURRY" MEME.. IS TRUE?!?!?!? AMAZING.

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://natepatrin.blogspot.com/2006/04/your-youtube-mindblower-of-day.html

uggh.. i just watched DeNiro say "I imagine I have four legs and covered in fur" to Elmo. The context changed everything.

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.furry/browse_frm/thread/bde778423ba19500/da1e1615884fcac7?tvc=1#da1e1615884fcac7

this is the thread where nate tries to explain to his friends that fucking animals is wrong and they argue with him

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.furry/browse_frm/thread/ded9d2c2c9dddbe3/9d365214c36866e3#9d365214c36866e3

goodbye cruel world

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://woopig.net/php/Smileys/classic/stunned.gif

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

you guys brought the dirt AND the roffles

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

I also used to really like Rage Against the Machine. I was pretty stupid 8 years ago.

Fred Schneider Apocalypse (natepatrin), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

so thats the records you're buying?

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

No, it's Danzig

Fred Schneider Apocalypse (natepatrin), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

At least you weaned yourself from the pack.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

I am kinda tired of having to explain away this stupid phase in my life but long story short none of you can possibly find this whole episode of my life as pathetic as I do now.

Fred Schneider Apocalypse (natepatrin), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

aww i kinda feel bad now. but hey yr in the freekin FURRY WIKI.

city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry Nate, I was just totally caught by surprise by this one.

As an apology, I will tell you that I saw Aesop Rock at a party this weekend. Jax0n pointed him out to me and then Jax0n learned me about indie-rap, which I knew nothing about. It sounds to me like 3rd Bass + Non-Phixion + Quannum... am I that far off?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

weak

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

chaki: I am as baffled by that development as you are but I guess even the baseball encyclopedia needs an entry for Jeff Reboulet

Steve: Not really

Fred Schneider Apocalypse (natepatrin), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

I like Rage Against the Machine

Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Thursday, 4 May 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Every time I see this thread title pop up on the new answers page, I feel a bit queasy.

For all you do yr past self down as pathetic, nate, you come across ok (albeit somewhat bad tempered, reasonably enough) on those google groups links. Some of the other guys, eg:

*The otter takes a look at the six or seven inches of vented spleen on the
deck,
lifting his feet every once in a while to make sure there aren't any pieces
stuck inbetween his toes. After a bit he gives up, shrugs his shoulders and
sticks his paws in his pockets and watches events unfold.*

urgh, wtf.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 5 May 2006 08:36 (nineteen years ago)

That otter thing was the one that kinda freaked me out.

And another thing,

Honestly, I've been trying to stop. Sometimes Tiggers just try to stop typing. Stopping typing is harder than bouncing.

-- Fluffy Bear Has Gone Somewhere Very Dark and Mysterious (el.jeffe.bonanz...), May 4th, 2006 4:27 PM. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows) (later) (link)

Um.

-- kingfish doesn't live here anymore (jdsalmo...), May 4th, 2006 4:37 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later) (link)

Is this guy taking the piss or what?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 5 May 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

Taking the piss. He's an old friend of mine and Dan (something or other) Perry.

Still, accusing him of being a furry would probably lead to some awesome funny shit. Hmmmm...

John Justen (johnjusten), Friday, 5 May 2006 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

if Nate is a coyote, what was Dan Perry's animal?

jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Saturday, 6 May 2006 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

As an apology, I will tell you that I saw Aesop Rock at a party this weekend. Jax0n pointed him out to me and then Jax0n learned me about indie-rap, which I knew nothing about.

i think my learning you was something like you asking me if indie rap just meant "made by white people" and i said "uh, yeah. pretty much"

jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 6 May 2006 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

in which case: It sounds to me like 3rd Bass + Non-Phixion + Quannum... am I that far off? isn't that far off

jäxøñ (jaxon), Saturday, 6 May 2006 09:01 (nineteen years ago)

a little part of me just died, now, reading this thread

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 6 May 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/6324/howfurry8ti.jpg

sleep (sleep), Saturday, 6 May 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

if you fantasize about being a reptile, does that make you a Scaly?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Saturday, 6 May 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

if Nate is a coyote, what was Dan Perry's animal?

FFS I AM NOT THAT DAN PERRY

Dan (Argh) Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 6 May 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Awesome. Soon all of my friends will hate me.

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 6 May 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.televangelism.biz/unholy/Img_1603.jpg

Fluffy Bear Has Returned From Somewhere Very Dark and Mysterious (Fluffy Bear He, Monday, 8 May 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.fanarchive.net/miavir/stories/perry_dan.html

THIS IS NOT ME

Dan (Fuckers) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 May 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

OK OK. But can you flesh out the "dog with it's muzzle dangerously close to a man's mouth" idea. I mean, sure, I get the tigress thing, dude, or maybe that Tiihajuana horse business. But man-on-dog? I'm lost here.

Fluffy Bear (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 8 May 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

They call(ed) furries "anthros" in AOL text-roleplaying chat rooms.

Egyptian Genie (blastocyst), Monday, 8 May 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...
http://static.flickr.com/47/167458272_2377efd61b_o.jpg

Q('.'Q) (eman), Thursday, 15 June 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

OMG did you guys see the CSI episode about furries!?!?!

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

NO!

lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

so i was thinking the other day, did n@t3 p@tr!n get into hip-hop because of paula abdul and mc skat kat?

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahaha

Oh man, they went to a furry bar or something and made them all take off their masks, and they used a blue hair off a guy's suit as evidence, it was hilarious. Many a raised Grissom eyebrow in THAT one.

mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77x6nQmJg1qck5j5o1_500.jpg

sanskrit, Tuesday, 24 July 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

http://newsimg.ngfiles.com/159000/159649_dis1926_wanna_some_chips.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 02:03 (thirteen years ago)

omg is that a meme now

the late great, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

"meme"

the late great, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 03:20 (thirteen years ago)

is an anthropomorphic horse with a can of pringles for a penis a meme? what?

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 14:24 (thirteen years ago)

"now i'm Pringles sized"

the late great, Wednesday, 25 July 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)

five months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXTUOojoHuc

crüt, Sunday, 13 January 2013 18:37 (twelve years ago)

HAHAHA the cat HAHAHAHA

sarahell, Sunday, 13 January 2013 19:14 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/01/the-everyday-lives-of-furries-photographed-by-tom-broadbent/

乒乓, Wednesday, 30 January 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/wJl5C3N.jpg

乒乓, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:58 (twelve years ago)

three months pass...

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18ybtu37mnmghpng/original.png

am0n, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:32 (twelve years ago)

http://blog.vonscaramouche.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/R.Crumb-Bigfoot.jpg

YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:35 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...
six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/8uDU43X.jpg

, Monday, 22 June 2015 12:07 (ten years ago)

rip nate patrin

example (crüt), Monday, 22 June 2015 15:00 (ten years ago)

Would

smoke weed listen to Satie (wins), Monday, 22 June 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)

that photo is gonna show up in killer's political future

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 June 2015 15:35 (ten years ago)

five months pass...

https://vine.co/v/O2JtDbdJOd7

, Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:34 (nine years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://vine.co/v/iuw1vEWIna6

, Sunday, 20 December 2015 13:40 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EhxnRq4zFM

am0n, Sunday, 20 December 2015 16:38 (nine years ago)

nova jinxs treat 6 months ago
Did hogwash have a panel? 

Melody DAD 6 months ago
Yes, Hogwash hosted two panels

nova jinxs treat 6 months ago
i watched one. what were they called again?

Melody DAD 6 months ago
+Jinx The Grump I believe that the panels were 'Fursuit Bootcamp' and 'Learn how to speak squeak'

am0n, Sunday, 20 December 2015 16:41 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/ehWFuuugDaJ

, Thursday, 31 December 2015 13:31 (nine years ago)

nightmares.

how's life, Thursday, 31 December 2015 13:32 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/PmZsw08.jpg

, Friday, 22 January 2016 15:38 (nine years ago)

i didn't realize this photo was already upthread

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2xwuiro3r1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

, Friday, 22 January 2016 15:39 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/m1cMk5f.png

, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 13:03 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

real dog otm

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 March 2016 01:11 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/iKLvlnp1nWg

pplains, Saturday, 9 April 2016 03:28 (nine years ago)

that clip is also used in this disturbing nsfw oneohtrix point never video

bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Saturday, 9 April 2016 05:07 (nine years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://vine.co/v/iraIEdqznvh

, Saturday, 23 April 2016 14:03 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/n1RBB3l.jpg

, Saturday, 23 April 2016 14:41 (nine years ago)

"cosplay costume"

bitcoin bajas (diamonddave85), Sunday, 24 April 2016 05:09 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DbHlxVS.jpg

, Sunday, 24 April 2016 14:00 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/igXILBQ1TUu

, Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:26 (nine years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHo_jqf_nyU

Your Ass Is Grass And I Will Mow It With My Face (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 May 2016 12:33 (nine years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/KV6uk5U.jpg

, Friday, 8 July 2016 13:14 (nine years ago)

https://vine.co/v/iv50PwKeJl2

, Thursday, 21 July 2016 11:43 (nine years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Ipi2NnU.jpg

, Wednesday, 27 July 2016 11:57 (nine years ago)

👍

esempiu (crüt), Wednesday, 27 July 2016 12:01 (nine years ago)

four weeks pass...

...writer and self-described furry community historian Colin Spacetwinks explained to me over Twitter DM.

goole, Wednesday, 24 August 2016 20:39 (nine years ago)

three weeks pass...

ctrl-f 'nazi'. no? really? ok...

http://www.geek.com/news/internet-gutter-nazi-furries-1669775/

how's life, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:19 (nine years ago)

seven months pass...
two months pass...

I'm in Pittsburgh for a long weekend, first time I've been here for over a decade.

At some point in that decade, Pittsburgh became host to the world's largest furry convention.

The 2017 convention is. . .this weekend.

I am at a hotel across the street from Anthrocon's convention center.

UH

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 29 June 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/JiBFtrD.jpg

👁 (am0n), Thursday, 20 July 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)

one year passes...

Brrr! Tourists wear funny animal-like hats to withstand the cold in Harbin, Northeast China's #Heilongjiang province, on Feb 12, when temperatures fell as low as -22C pic.twitter.com/338jMremlV

— People's Daily, China (@PDChina) February 15, 2019

soref, Friday, 15 February 2019 05:54 (six years ago)

eleven months pass...

The hosts of podcast Worst Year Ever, a relatively new podcast which has primarily focused on issues and candidates in the runup to the 2020 elections, took a field trip to Midwest Fur Fest when they heard that Milo Yiannopoulos was planning to attend. What resulted was a two-part episode that looks into how the furry community has dealt with their issues with alt-right infiltration.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-worst-year-ever-49377032/episode/part-one-how-the-furries-fought-55634876
https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-worst-year-ever-49377032/episode/part-two-how-the-furries-fought-55843374

☮️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 21 January 2020 18:14 (five years ago)

one year passes...

shortly after getting vaccinated I visited my stepmom. she's doing alright but is kind of sad that she's estranged from both her kids. one for dumb dramatic reasons, the other because he's a very strange fella. he's about 6 years younger than me so I've always known him as a kid, particularly a kid who was always very socially awkward and had no interests outside of video games. he also had a habit of breaking shit, like everything he touched he'd destroy. I remember the seats in their car and the garage being all torn up. Apparently he just couldn't help it. I think he was diagnosed with ADHD, also is certainly on the spectrum. in other words I have no clue how to connect with him nor do I really want to now that he's moved out. the only thing I knew is that apparently he was a brony, back when his FB shit appeared on my feed. but I haven't seen or heard anything since.

but since I visited I asked "what's your boy up to?" and she says "oh he does this weird thing where he wears animal suits and goes to conventions at hotels" and I'm like "and..?" and she's like "well I think that's it". She has no clue what a furry is and thank god she isn't good enough at being online to figure it out. I say this b/c I look him up on Facebook, and on Facebook you can get to his Twitter (with a little sleuthing), and on his Twitter you can see numerous clips of him getting railed by other furries. the kind of shit I did not know you could post on Twitter. he also has an OnlyFans account now. I scroll down a bit b/c I have to verify this is really him, then do something stupid and click play on one of the videos and yep...that's his voice. that's the kid I used to live with! I'm a pretty liberal guy, ok? but this is fucking weird!!!

anyway flash forward to now, I'm at a family gathering and it's getting late and we're all drinking and the subject of this guy comes up, and my brother is like "oh...yeah...that guy". Keep in mind I really didn't want to tell anybody because I do not want to fucking kill my stepmom. but still I ask "yeah uh...do you know what he's up to now?" - like just inquiring to see if he knows, not to reveal that I know anything. and he says "what, the OnlyFans?" and I'm like "Wait you know about that?!?". it turns out he didn't, that's just how he always answers the "whatever happened to...?" question!!! and now everyone knows!!!! OOPS!! well little stepbro, I hope you're happy now. and I mean that sincerely!

frogbs, Monday, 14 June 2021 20:37 (four years ago)


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