funny thread: fall twee edition

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Yeah, when crop circles started appearing of an alien face with the molecular structure of LSD, I became a little suspicious myself.

-- andy -- (and...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 1:16 PM. (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

http://museumoftolerance.info/albums/Comics/howdoiworeunderwear.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Thursday, 6 October 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

dudes, like SUNSETS you soulless FUCKS.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 4:02 PM. (hstencil) (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Do you think the REAL Al Q'aida would allow the poser "Al Qaide in Iraq" to know any of their secret plans? That's like your mom forcing you to let your little sister join your treehouse gang, THE COBRAS.

-- andy -- (and...) (webmail), October 6th, 2005 7:10 PM. (later) (link)

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Thursday, 6 October 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

looool @ PHOIOEI's pic

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

I never liked Salon. I never liked its "we're so intellectual" tone, its cliquey nature. It's well named. I always felt that the writers would be the kind of people who gave you red wine in enormous balloon glasses and asked you to take your shoes off when you came into their houes and then brought you to their immaculately clean, bookshelf-lined bedroom to show you their Japanese erotic art.
-- accentmonkey (tris...), July 3rd, 2005 5:31 AM. (accentmonkey)

So how was the evening over at Momus's place, then?
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 3rd, 2005 6:36 AM. (Ned)

a little late on my part ... but ... OH SNAP

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 7 October 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

hahahah
the spiderman shrugging makes that 100x better. HOW DO I SHOT WEB

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Sergeants & Squads

Email
Home Phone
Mobile Phone
Work Phone
Status
Ladies Name

Address

http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/1shot_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg http://www.abaclowns.com/images/balloons_web.jpg waht

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

http://www.shrineclowns.com/assets/images/dotcom1.gif

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:18 (twenty years ago)

My roommate just prank called one of these clowns and he thought it was his friend "Spike"! OWNED

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

"KILLER"

http://www.abaclowns.com/images/Killer_web.jpg

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:22 (twenty years ago)

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

Gacy's Army

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:23 (twenty years ago)

i have rita ackermann panties (still in the package) from a store in shibuya, very amazing artwork (if you're familiar with her stuff, she's at andrea rosen in NYC). they don't fit me though, i'm a 32 waist and these are size M in Japanese women's.

-- gygax!

An oldie-but-goodie

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:28 (twenty years ago)

But boy, if they did fit, they'd be out of that goddamn package so fucking fast.

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:49 (twenty years ago)

Is that why gygax jogs? I heard it's good to set yourself goals.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

Also, I suppose gygax could be a 32 waist, but I'm a 32/33 and he always seems like a giant to me. Not a waist giant, but a giant.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

dean, rofflez!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 October 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

Gygax is a 34 at most, but I don't know what that translates to in Japanese women's panties.

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 7 October 2005 04:38 (twenty years ago)

shit, where did i put my comparison chart?
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 7 October 2005 04:51 (twenty years ago)

Boy's Praise Top http://www.movementconnection.com/prodimg/EU13832C.JPG

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

http://www.eurotard.com/eurologoanima.gif http://www.movementconnection.com/prodimg/EU13832.JPG http://www.eurotard.com/eurologoanima.gif

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

THAT BOY LOOKS LIKE HE COULD USE A GOOD FACE FUCKING!

― Bobby Count (jaxon), Friday, 7 October 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

DOG SICK FURBY???

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Friday, 7 October 2005 06:58 (twenty years ago)

dean/jon who exactly peed in your Cheerios today? You are all mental. What is with insecure guys feeling they have the right to comment on any women's body? how big is your dick? shall we publically speculate about it because we don't like something you said? compare your balls to amoebae?
let's say i am the FATTEST person and the UGLIEST person on the whole fucking planet. What does it say about you people to throw around insults about it?
And what is with calling Mandee a cunt?
AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), April 9th, 2004 5:05 PM. (Orbit) (link)

HYPOTHETICALLY UGLY

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 7 October 2005 11:45 (twenty years ago)

"hypothetically"

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 7 October 2005 12:10 (twenty years ago)

My balls sorta do look like amoeboeaeaoeoaoeaoea.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)

at, not with. that's the only way i make it on here. : (

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

compare your balls to amoebae?

W.T.F.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 7 October 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

"let's say"

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

"let's just pretend"

― kurt broder (dr g), Friday, 7 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin are you British. You sound totally nice

ill check my email... cool..

-- Lyin' Dan (lyin.da...), October 7th, 2005.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:47 (twenty years ago)

haha!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 October 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

2 Hank Williams Jr. Hat Bands New

Reply to: anon-102637908@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-07, 7:21PM EDT

Hi there i am tring to clean house a little . I came acroos these 2 new Cowboy Hat headband . One says Hank Williams Jr. With the Bird logo In Whtie lettering and red lable on black band The Other says Bocephus With the Bird Logo Lettering in Bluse On Black band. they Measrue 43 inches long and 1 1/2 inces wide. I would like to To ship these to a good Home for someone that can use them. Well if you like them Please email me

― amon (eman), Friday, 7 October 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Symantec Corporate Anthem

― amon (eman), Saturday, 8 October 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

From ilm:

shes on leno right now, my god what an ugly woman. did naomi judd mate with an retarded orangutan 40 years ago? boy, she SUCKS.

-- JD from CDepot (kicksjoydarknes...), Today. (later) (userip)

Answers

you're a total douchebag

-- kurt broder (dr_...), Today. (later) (userip)

Short & to the point "kurt". It made me laugh, anyway.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

Plus, as someone else noted on the thread:

"an retarded orangutan"

"an retrated"

Rawffle

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 8 October 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

http://www.gay-anime-toons.com/agt3dani2.gif

― gear (gear), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm so glad somebody else appreciates that pic.

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

why is that gay? is the dinosaur a dude?

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 8 October 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

If you have to ask...

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 October 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

I guess it's just about the groove you're feelin at the time. But you know, you have to get out and know people if you're ever going to really feel people. So yeah, go check it out and let big Dan know if that fine British 'tang is smellin' strong tonight.

-- Lyin' Dan (lyin.da...) (webmail), October 7th, 2005.

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Sunday, 9 October 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

`Cos he's the Yahoo Serious of Hip Hop.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 9th, 2003 12:35 PM. (vassifer)

alex do you really have any idea about anything other than shitty punk rock?

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 9th, 2003 12:37 PM. (dubplatestyle)

Hey, The Wonder Stuff aren't punk rock.

-- Nordicskillz (t1nym1n...), May 9th, 2003 12:40 PM. (Nordicskillz)

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 9 October 2005 13:35 (twenty years ago)

MUST SUPRESS ALEX IN NYC RAGE.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), October 9th, 2005.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 9 October 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

One time I saw Britney Spears eating french fries while at a McDonalds in Cleveland, Ohio. I felt like I was in heaven watching those lips of hers covered in the same tasty grease that my fries had been immersed in just moments before. The spiritual connection was definetly going strong. My full tilt boner in my sweatpants must of gave my inner joy away a little too much though and she quickly egressed from the food court. I was too embarrassed to follow and the look her bodyguard gave me gave me the willies. I'm glad she found someone who makes her happy. Best wishes Britney, you will always be my special little fry girl no matter what kind of raunchy sex tapes come out, although I will have to check them all out since I know you would want me to.

-- Slim Jim the III (wowse...), October 10th, 2005.

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 10 October 2005 03:40 (twenty years ago)

somewhat shocked to not see DJ Spooky's po-mo dick up in this Xenakis festival...

-- b8a (b8...), August 20th, 2005 1:50 PM. (link)

― amon (eman), Monday, 10 October 2005 13:01 (twenty years ago)

Shookout, you've no chance unless you already have a girlfriend. Asia Argento is a very pretty girl with a daddy who can buy her whatever she wants, but hilariously expects to be taken seriously as an artist. She also likes other people's boyfriends, as a friend of mine and Nick's found out a few years ago. Most talented people are *way* over her but the fashion world are still a bit hot for her, as they are with all nepotism cases.

The former editor of my magazine has 'restless' tattoed on her back IN ITALICS WITH SERIFS, thus committing SIGNIFIGANT fashion and graphic design faux pas TO GO. One of these days she will wake up from (possibly imaginary) debauchery to find that someone has crossed out the tattoo and written KICK ME in black marker.

It's so time to fire up a mail to D3nni$ ¢00p3r - he'll tell me what's going on, he's an old pal.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), October 10th, 2005 8:07 AM.

HAT TRICK!
I am invited to Julian Barnes' Booker Prize party tonight (would rather be at the one for the Smiths, Zadie/Ali) so at least I will have something to talk about there. I don't really *mind* the books themselves, I just didn't think they were all that and didn't like the opium den cult around the author. But these people who'd had really vanilla upbringings were all going ON about the transgressive qualities and the omnisexuality blah blah which made me vom a little; besides something about publishers wanting this crap as written by teenagers is disturbing and exploitative.

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), October 10th, 2005 8:34 AM.

― gear (gear), Monday, 10 October 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

don't remember saying that Wonder Stfuf thing.

― 400% Nice (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

http://www.tshirtmachine.com/acatalog/nineinchnails_starfucker.gif

― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Monday, 10 October 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

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i love em! merry christmas!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

I'm baffled by the perpetua dogpile too.

If I am never again presented with this mental picture, I'll be happy.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.wyenot.com/images/2003/me.jpg

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

"bellz of war" is THE most underrated RZA beat of all time. Sounds like DJ Premier smacking the shit out of Tortoise. Seriously, check this song.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 7th, 2005.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

I'm trying to compile my year end list and here's my question:

How much do you have to listen to an album to put it on a list? I mean, I want to put Sigur Ros at number 16 but I've only listened to it like five times. I really love it tho. So, is this a cop out? how many listens deems an album worthy of a list? kudos.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 13th, 2005.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:58 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

i'm still not convinced "tynan delong" isn't some "the shins will change yr life" type put-on.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

Okay I admit it, it's me.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

or...is it?

kudos to that shit.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

Is it Dean Gulberry? gygax?

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:03 (twenty years ago)

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), December 20th, 2005. (TynanTynan!) (later)

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:06 (twenty years ago)

ummm...?

http://odp.uoregon.edu/projects/03-04/everypicture/producers/tynan_delong.html

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

ugh

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:09 (twenty years ago)

OMG

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

Tynan DeLong is a Senior at the Univeristy of Oregon studying Journalism: Electronic Media with an emphasis in Video Production. Upon graduation, Tynan hopes to either direct music videos, write and star in his own sketch comedy show, or become a VJ at MTV. Tynan helped Ben Hughes co-direct, as well as help grip several shoots and review footage. When not working, Tynan enjoys pinball, music, crossword puzzles, writing rhymes, Dink from Star Wars, and making fun of those less fortunate.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:11 (twenty years ago)

so...he's real?

Im was 100% certain he was fake!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

best hoax EVER if he is

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

watch the video resume!

he's an "activities person"!

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:14 (twenty years ago)

If Mark-Paul Gosselar was on SNL he could just remake that shot for shot.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

making fun of those less forunate?! that's cool!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:26 (twenty years ago)

nice i have a new person to hate on ilm

― dynan telong (mcutt), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:27 (twenty years ago)

wow

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

has anyone asked him if he is indeed a real human? what thread is he on? i need more

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

guy is seriously tryin' to milk the harold ramis/eugene levy hottniss

― dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

wow that guy looks like the biggest douchebag in the world. KUDOS to finding that.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

so miccio, hows the pregnancy porn gig goin?

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Eugene, Oregon's area code is 541, fwiw.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

so what does tynan's video resume look like then? (am on dialup @ the moment)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

like heaven.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

so miccio, hows the pregnancy porn gig goin?

I wish I had more hours.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

Renting Fellini, War Of The Worlds and Belladonna's My Ass Is Haunted to folks is way more fun than handing out engineering textbooks.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

i just found her personal jab kind of stupid.

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:46 (twenty years ago)

i found a lot of that post kind of stupid.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

we might be at the same birthday party tonight - should be fun.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:47 (twenty years ago)

i just hope us typing monkeys are kind to her the next time she has a show or cd to promote.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

she posts links to them on ilm when they do.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

we might be at the same birthday party tonight - should be fun.

http://static.flickr.com/20/72540632_3b8ce8f421_o.jpg

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

i love maria's arguments which always consist of, oh you are just jealous. i love old faithfuls.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

blah blah blah. if anyone knows what jealousy can do, its me.

-- maria tessa sciarrino (mari...), December 21st, 2005. (theoreticalgirl) (link)

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

I'll ask her how she knows what it can do tonight.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 21:57 (twenty years ago)

its going to throw that glass of wine all over your urge overkill shirt

― howell huser (chaki), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Maybe I should pick something more expendable.

― 'Twan (miccio), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

a barrel.

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

ha ha, that guy in Adams photo just had his mind blown by In Search of Space

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 23:09 (twenty years ago)

do you have a digital video camera?

if so, could you record *everything* with it?
then share the files on peer-to-peer networks like kazaa lite?
for us to retrieve the files, just name them with the starting tag [ILE]

-- Sébastien Chikara (p_chikar...), March 10th, 2003. (1 trackback)

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)

just one more day until the official end of "fall twee", then thread end.

This was one of the more fun noizefunny threads. :(

― dali madison's nut (donut), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 23:21 (twenty years ago)

hi colette! fact fans: colette is from kalamazoo.

-- jaymc

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 December 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

I wish intl security camera networks was open to the public, like accessible online, and people could control the type of shots they want.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 22 December 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

― Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 4 September 2011 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

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