craigslist "barter"

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Will humiliate myself to you for moped/scooter

Reply to: anon-98995298@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-21, 11:43AM EDT


I will gladly come to your home, workplace, boy scout meeting, or bar mitzvah and dance. I am 6'3, 300lbs, and I jiggle a lot when i move. I am not a trained dancer. I will be allowed to choose how i dance. I will not salsa dance. I guarentee i will feel very bad about myself afterwards. I would like to do this in exchange for a moped or scooter that i could use to get places, because they're awesome.

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:06 (twenty years ago)

need place to build bonfire

Reply to: anon-102682902@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-08, 12:11AM EDT


i must get rid of a lot of old paperwork & would like to just burn it but don't have a place where i could do it. if you have a place or know someone who does please contact me ...

thanks

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Auto Body Work for Free Tupperware

Reply to: anon-98059782@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-16, 9:42PM EDT


I need to get a rust spot in passenger quarter panel behind door fixed on Dodge Neon. Will trade Tupperware for fixing this.

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

YOU BABYSIT FOR ME AND I'LL ??? FOR YOU - $100

Reply to: anon-96909505@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-11, 10:01PM EDT


I NEED SOMEONE TO WATCH MY KIDS MONDAY-FRIDAY 9-5P.M. PLEASE CALL ME AT **********

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

I'LL ??? FOR YOU

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

painting for ?

Reply to: anon-99591884@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-09-23, 9:56PM EDT

hey there, i am a very neat,excelent painter. straight lines and corners.interior work preferred. i don't drink or smoke.i'm looking for nautical items,from what i need on a long voyage i am going to take ,to things of the past. i also accept money.i have refferences. give me a try.you might have something i want,or need.

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

"my ship is caled teh nawtliss"

gear (gear), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

I don't even understand what that last one is trying to gain or convey.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

the bonfire one is totally creeping me out

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:32 (twenty years ago)

hey there, i am a very neat,excelent painter. straight lines and corners.interior work preferred. i don't drink or smoke.i'm looking for nautical items,from what i need on a long voyage i am going to take ,to things of the past. i also accept money.i have refferences. give me a try.you might have something i want,or need.

I was CRYING when Magin Johnson did donuts in a magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

hey dere

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

"to things of the past."

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Attn. MILFS--Brand New E-2 RAINBOW VACUUM! - $1999

Reply to: anon-102663549@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-07, 9:49PM EDT

I will offer a brand new in the box e-2 Rainbow Cleaning System to the hottest MILF who is looking to barter!!

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:22 (twenty years ago)

i'm looking for nautical items,from what i need on a long voyage i am going to take

Perhaps he should try Naut-i-list

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:24 (twenty years ago)

TALENTED *Artist* WANTED (cheerful type art, non-melancholy/sadistic) - $50

Reply to: anon-103275719@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-10, 9:52PM EDT

the design is on paper, you just simply copy it while adding your artistic flair, and turn into a plaque that looks somewhat like the pic below! the plaque is composed mostly of writing. fancy writing. the rest is just a shape and simple designs as shown below (besides that, there's only writing).

whatever your usual charge is (and I just put $50 as a guesstimate but i have no clue. just be honest with your charges, since we're bartering it doesn't matter too much as long as you will charge me the same as you charge anyone paying cash, no complaints by me, even if it ends up $hundreds$.), we will give you that amount in Gift Certificate dollars. the GC expires in a year from issue date, and is transferable but nonreplaceable (good as cash). The Gift certificate gets you services at a Skin Treatment Center that speciallizes in everything skin. From nutrition, stress and teaching you the proper ways home care. Men welcome as there is someone on staff who specializes in men's skin treatments.

we will treat each other like clients in terms of what we charge each other. email to discuss specifics. thanks! p.s. if you would rather, instead of service barter you can be our official artist and your name can be on our website and you can sign the plaque instead - don't know if this will do you any good though.

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

Fraud Alert - [NAME REMOVED] - $1

Reply to: anon-103209354@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-10, 4:44PM EDT

Hi everyone,

Beware of a guy who is calling himself a Personal Trainer, [NAME REMOVED]. He frequently posts here. He is a theif and their is a warrant out for his arrest. BEWARE, this guy is dangerous.

http://a.im.craigslist.org/t8/dM/Hob2ywozHN0Nu7vPHhQ81YuDQyL9.jpg

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:28 (twenty years ago)

Trade Kingsnake for x-box, PS2, Ipod..... - $150

Reply to: anon-102985577@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-09, 5:21PM EDT

Have a Goins Kingsnake("Appalachicola King") to trade for a working X-box with games and controler, working PS2 with games and controlers, good conditon Ipod, good working condition LapTop(can be older), nice dining room table set(with chairs) or other electronics or whatever you have interesting to trade.

Snake is 4 feet long, tame, comes with complete set up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/yetimama/DSC02892.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/yetimama/DSC02822.jpg

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

My girlfriend once interviewed for a craigslist graphic design "job" that turned out to be a woman who wanted someone to digitally retouch photos of her now dead cat for a shrine.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Ipod
LapTop

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

xp - see first post in thread: THERE IS NO HA

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

i once answered a "photographer wanted" ad that turned out to be posted by some mentalist who wanted a female photographer to "humiliate" him and take pictures of it.

i should have done it.

glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

supposedly it was for $100, but i didn't believe that he had any intention of paying.

glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

It sounds like the act is rewarding enough. The money, a bonus.

I was CRYING when Magin Johnson did donuts in a magical AIDS thrfit store (dr g), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

hey, i was legit about that $100.

amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

Money would come up front for that, wouldn't it?

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

he said he would only pay part of it upfront.

glasgow coma score (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 03:16 (twenty years ago)

"give me a try.you might have something i want,or need."


"please let me paint/case your house so my friends and i can come rob you later tonight."

tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Piano keys broken 2 keys
Reply to: anon-101354221@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-02, 9:48AM EDT

Piano has 2 broken keys. Will trade the value in pontillo's pizza-Empire BLVD location for the service.Frank


this is in or around Trade for pizza

tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 07:33 (twenty years ago)

haha i was thinking about getting that. a piano for a pizza is a really good deal, broken keys or not.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 10:59 (twenty years ago)

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amon (eman), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

driving by Richmond first week of November
I'm relocating to Atlanta fron New Jersey.

1. if you or someone you know needs a ride to Atlanta,
I have room for One person and a few boxes.

2. i need a place to spend the night on the way down.
I am a yoga teacher and i also do yoga massage, we can trade.

I will be opening a yoga school down in Atlanta. You'd be welcome to come and learn to be a yoga instructor.

drop me a line.

Mike

brock (brock), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
I've got BUTTERSTICK TIX -- will give them to you in exchange for ORAL
Reply to: anon-108318915@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-02, 10:19AM EST

Attractive young ladies of DC -- I KNOW you love Butterstick and his cuteness and you are DYING to go see him. Yes, the tickets are difficult to come by, but I have TWO tickets.

While I would LOVE to see Butterstick and his amazingly adorable face, I would ALSO love a discrete blow job from a cute young lady. So, let me know if you would like the tickets. It'll only take 5 minutes or so of your time.

E-mail me for details. This is serious.

http://a.im.craigslist.org/78/v7/YhKMuo8VV8cDYinvQAYrCuH168dX.jpg

Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

PANDA SLUTS, fuck yea it's serious.

elmo (allocryptic), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

straight 22 yo looking to barter - 22

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Reply to: anon-107595837@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-29, 8:57PM PDT


straight good looking 22 year old looking for barter offers for my spunk

no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

gear (gear), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Laura, I've been searching for Buttersticks tickets everywhere, thank you!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

*** My PIRATE HAT for your TOP HAT
Reply to: anon-107330126@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-28, 5:03PM EDT


My pirate hat for your top hat. I want to be slash this year. contact ASAP at 571-217-3236 or email

* this is in or around ballston
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

haha did he mean "discrete" or "discreet"?

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

discrete bj = no physical contact? psychic sucking?

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Or maybe he thinks oral sex just sounds better when there are no integrated circuits involved.

walter kranz (walterkranz), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

Having a distinct beginning and ending, to separate it from all those OTHER blow jobs that are just vaguely on-going without really getting anywhere.

Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 21:53 (twenty years ago)

* this is in or around ballston

amon (eman), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

Reply to: anon-108414620@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-02, 12:57PM PST

lookin for a cool discreet safe masc muscular man's man for some hot fun. like a guy 25-35 athletic mod hairy white with a nice piece of meat for j/o some grinding maybe -- i like to massage a buddy's sore muscles - fell a bud's cock slap my faace -

34 6'2 190 smooth goodlooking masc jock -- straight guy with a girlfriend accasioanlly like to get together with a buddy and have some fun

hiv neg and std free
send your pic and stats for a reply

gear (gear), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

just another totally straight bro who likes to feel a bud's cock slap his face

gear (gear), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

forrles!
m.

msp (mspa), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Reply to: pers-108917520@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-04, 1:27PM PST


This is the guy with the med-kit. At the time, obviously, it did not occur to me to think about such things... In hindsight, from our short experience together, you seem like the kind of person I could get along with, maybe work together well. If you feel the same, please write.

I'm sure that man is doing fine now, so long as his head injury didn't have delayed effects. If you're seeing this, take care.

gear (gear), Saturday, 5 November 2005 09:59 (twenty years ago)

straight guy loves to finger/fuck young hot guys - 30

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Reply to: pers-109025362@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-05, 1:52AM PST


hot, masculine, no bs send pics and phone number

gear (gear), Saturday, 5 November 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

straight guy, totally. he just likes to finger young guys. also: fuck them

gear (gear), Saturday, 5 November 2005 10:00 (twenty years ago)

gear, have you hooked up with any of these dudes?

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Saturday, 5 November 2005 13:29 (twenty years ago)

yeah, but not for nothin' gay. just handjobs. just two bros kicking back.

gear (gear), Saturday, 5 November 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

GEAR WHY YOU LOOK AT M4M AS A JOKE ALL THE TIME WE ARE WELL AWARE OF WHAT KIND OF THINGS GET POSTED DERE THX

howell huser (chaki), Saturday, 5 November 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

RELAX CHAKI

gear (gear), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:12 (twenty years ago)

i think you posted this in the wrong thread, broski

jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 5 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Massage in exchange for Homemade Pumpkin Pie

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Reply to: sale-110178886@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-11-09, 10:07PM PST


(This is a strictly nonsexual, professional barter)

I am really craving pumpkin pie. I would rather not go to a bakery because they use cheap ingredients & way too much sugar.

I will give you a 70-minute strong & soothing therapeutic massage in return for a large pumpkin pie, (or two medium pies).

ME:
Very easy going & professional.
Athletic white male, 5’9”, 145lbs, 35yo.

gear (gear), Thursday, 10 November 2005 20:09 (twenty years ago)

I smoked weed purchased via craigslist last night

Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Friday, 11 November 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

becareful dood

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 11 November 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

I did not do the purchasing. Not insane like that.

Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (jingleberries), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ubu.com/outsiders/jack/jack2.jpg

danski (danski), Tuesday, 15 November 2005 19:08 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...
they don't make college students like they used to:

1/2 drank keg of killians beer... still good

Date: 2006-02-20, 8:38PM EST

I had a party saturday... olny 1/2 the keg has been drank... i have a 30$ depsoite on the tap and 10$ on each keg... (one empty one in the garage) if you are willing to give me 50$ and take the 2 kegs and tap with beer remaining. You can drink the beer then take them back to beltway liquers on 542 and get the 50$ back. and yes i still have the recipt for this so no worries there. I need a taker on this quick becasue beer goes bad. here is my phone number 419 XXX XXXX i will be working till 5 tomorrow and i would like to get this done tomorw or the next day.

you must be over 21* please dont bother wasteing my time as i will be ckecking for valid identification

this is in or around Towson

snakeshit ;] (eman), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 13:55 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
WHAT WILL YOU TRADE FOR A HORSE

Reply to: sale-151734099@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-16, 10:01PM EDT


I HAVE A FOX TROTTER. THE HORSE HAS PAPERS. RIDES WONDERFULLY ON TRAIL.SOUND VET CHECKS.BLACK WITH WHITE BLAZE

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

/me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:10 (twenty years ago)

WHAT WILL YOU TRADE FOR A HORSE

my kingdom!

flea market economy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:25 (twenty years ago)

HOT HOT HOT

Reply to: sale-153357873@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-04-21, 7:14PM EDT

Hot Nikkita Denise action figure just let me hear what you got to offer. Looking for maybe dvd's or other stuff

/me aaaaaaaaaa (eman), Thursday, 27 April 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

http://idlewords.com/craigslist/

caek, Thursday, 10 January 2008 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

I have a yellow lab, Rudy [after 911]. Maybe you can add the missing spark to my life!
Susan

sanskrit, Thursday, 10 January 2008 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

not barter, but jesus 78K a year + benefits!

Housekeeper needed

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Reply to: job-534647✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧
Date: 2008-01-10, 11:57AM CST

Looking for a female housekeeper 21-45 , to clean house in lingerie, excellent pay. Also comes with health benefits. Last housekeeper moved out of state and client wishes for new housekeeper. Send photos for consideration

Location: Minneapolis
Compensation: $1500 per week
This is a contract job.
Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
Please, no phone calls about this job!
Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

Willing to open my home to any gay male (20-45) who would not mind sharing my small suburban home until the tragedy of your life is somewhat settled. I live alone, 66 widower, with an aging, gentle Boxer. Share my home and bed and all I can provide.


* this is in or around Sub. Philadelphia
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

caek, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

sign me up

latebloomer, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

yo these aren't from the barter section

am0n, Thursday, 10 January 2008 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.zebrahead.org/norulesdisco.jpg

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

project pitchfork?

s1ocki, Thursday, 10 January 2008 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

Should I ask craigslist barter if I can use someone's "shoo goo" in exchange for an unopened thing of mustard?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

ahaha

am0n, Friday, 11 April 2008 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

nine months pass...

MASSAGE Desired - You Name Trade (Baltimore/Columbia)
Reply to: sale-992366✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [?]
Date: 2009-01-14, 9:20AM EST

Have been thinking it would be great to get a nice relaxing massage from a nice lady. Thought it would be even more fun and interesting to get one from someone who does not do oit for a living.

You name what you need and we will see what we can do. I am free late mornings/early afternoons, so lets see if this can work for you.

* Location: Baltimore/Columbia

RE:MASSAGE Desired - You Name Trade - (PERVERTVILLE)
Reply to: sale-992884✧✧✧@craigsl✧✧✧.o✧✧ [?]
Date: 2009-01-14, 3:16PM EST

Hey perv, how about you be a little less creepy and then maybe you wouldn't have to advertise for sex under the barter section.

Girls, stay away from this one he sounds like a potential rapist.

* Location: PERVERTVILLE

eman, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 21:52 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://www.neilyoung-tribute.com/cl_cad_guitar_trade_003.jpg

PROFESSIONAL RESIDENTIAL DESIGNER
* I Also Can Provide Web Design & Graphic Art *
WILL TRADE MY SERVICES FOR YOUR GUITAR

♖♕♖ (am0n), Sunday, 31 January 2010 20:40 (sixteen years ago)


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