what is on your desk??????

Aaron.
ILX attracts voyeurs. Lurkers are omnipresent.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), August 11th, 2004 10:50 PM.

directions to parking at SFO
Koss Portapro headphones
iPod
CDR Spindle
canon s410 digital camera
pocket external hd
eye drops
asthma inhaler
keys
dvdrs with curb your enthusiasm on them
original script for an episode of The Shield entitled "Carnivores"
iTrip
CDRs (Dizzee Rascal, Grime mix for a friend in London, REAS0N 0RKESTER, CL34N3r)
book holder
sharpie
packing tape
dictionary
12 screenwriting books

-- adam. (adamr...), August 12th, 2004.

oh and a copy of CHA$E THE CAT by TOO $HORT

-- adam. (adamr...), August 12t

1. a half empty spindle of CDrs
2. 3 stacks of CDs, one balanced on:
3. Marcel Proust In The Shadow Of Young Girls In Flower and
4. Fyodor Dostoevskt The Adolescent
5. a mr. potatoe head
6. a stack of bill i paid
7. Zandosis cassette
8. empty Coke cans
9. iMic
10. matches
11. iPod dock
12. red yoyo
13. bottle of Gaviscon, almost empty
14. hp printer
15. apple g4
16. stapler
17. Gary Basemen stickers

okay okay 4 R3AL:

a phone
two green notebooks
keys
over a hundred ceedees
71 blank or semi blank CD cases
overdue cable / phone / electricity / gas bills
broken sunglasses that do not belong to me
my own glasses
Universal Waite tarot cards
3 paper clips
blistex
Numerology: a Key to Human Behavior with Tantra, Ayurveda & Astrology by Harish Johari
sunset-gower studio pass
kleenex
2 pens
2 pencils
red necktie
9-10 different business cards
dvd remote
digi cam
nail cutter
empty red party cup
tape recorder with un-transcried interview tape within
lots and lots of loose change

Aaron pWnZ this thread

a big pile of incoming mail for my department I'm supposed to be sorting and giving out
a 64 oz. cup of cold water
speakers
a mug which says "worst day ever" on it full of pens, staple removers, highlighters, etc.
a telephone
a big pile of print-outs of insurance company eligibility information
three policies that I'm not going to send to customers for different reasons
two pictures of Lukas: 1 from a baseball game in 02, 1 riding a tractor from the spring
a lamp that is either too bright or too dull but cannot be just right
a file folder full of things I need to take back to the file room
da pyootah
a pile of godzilla-size rubberbands for shooting at the Jennifers when they walk past
a menu for the new sammich shop up the street
2 printer ink cartridges
a coffee mug which is currently empty
2 CDs I let my mom borrow that she just gave back: Nellie McKay - Get Away From Me, Morphine - Like Swimming
a legal pad with various furious scribblings in it
a box of antiquated 3.5" disks that nobody here knew what to do with so they gave it to me
a calender
a pack of gum
a very tiny plastic papa smurf

N()!Z3 DUD3Z USE TEH FL00R.

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for shame!

sans EMPTY weed container. my shit is full.

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I think we need a ruling here dudes.
Bikini Kill references, cool or uncool?

my desk:
pc
cup of tea (50 N0T N0153)
cds
two opened letters indicating paying for school is a motherfucker
pen
ruler
half-chewed chick-pea

The stuff on my desk + Bikini Kill ref sounds like I am sitting around making jewelry to sell in the classifieds of Bust magazine. This is not true. Anyway, I listed stuff on my table. On my actual desk:

Cigar box containing cables/power cord/PDA I never use
bookends
bunch of books on politics/lit theory
some dishes
CD wallet:
Fall- Perv by Language, Coil- Stolen & Contaminated Songs, Boredoms- Chocolate Synthesizer, Hole: Pretty on the Inside, Converter- Blast Furnace, Neubauten: Halber Mensch, MBV- Isn't Anything, Photek- Modus Operandi, Add N to X- Add Insult to Injury, K Hersh- Hips and Makers, Fall- This Nation's.. , Rolling Stones- Some Girls, Low- I Could Live in Hope, Smog- Wild Love, Neubauten- Drawings of Patient OT, Bowie- Low, Source Direct EP, Neubauten- Strategies Against Architecture II, Saint Etienne- Finisterre, Radiohead The Bends, Spinanes- Manos, SY: Dirty, Pet Shop Boys- Behavior, Palace Brothers- s/t, Neubauten: Ende Neu, YYYs Fever to Tell, Stooges- Fun House, GvsB- Cruise Yrself, Flaming Lips- Soft Bulletin
bag w/random stuff (nails, pins, buttons, thread, etc)
ribbon from Burberry
coffee press
digital camera guide + batteries
box of markers and crayons
ugly white leather bag, kind of mod
unopened/unpaid bills
wooden bowl
stack of receipts
bottle of melatonin

I haven't played those Neubauten albums in like three years

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i don't have a "desk" really. here's what's on my floor (i need to clean):

cable remote
bra
sneakers (white, ryka brand)
socks, white
targus backpack
two priority mail envelopes
pink hoodie from target
3-hole punch
box of paper clips
package of binder clips
skechers shoebox
skechers shoes (weird but very comfortable hybrid of sneakers and black ballet slippers)
mark bittman's how to cook everything vegetarian
some books for school
assorted techno-clutter

AKIRA
NEW SCIENTIST
LCD
SPEAKER
LAMP
MOUSE
HEADPHONE
WHISKEY
SOME CANDY

DUEL TO TEH DEATH DVD-R

i need to rewatch akira bc i fell asleep last time

also wtf you are turning into me keeping whiskey on yr desk!!

- laptop
- brand new wireless mouse
- brand new wireless keyboard
- voip phone
- bottle o' water
- moleskine hack lolz
- atlas
- SBS pocket world guide
- tissues
- impro postcards
- nuts
- SHIT
- herbal infusions
- ipod
- protein shaker
- sunglasses
- some pen
- coat hanger
- rogue serviette
- empty box

external drive
speaker
subwoofer
soy sauce dish filled with spare change
camera
coffee mug
mouse
coaster
bottle of foundation
mail
phone case
matches
batteries
watch
pen
spare buttons
a plastic knife
some napkins
mousepad (nowhere near mouse)

I NEED DRAWERS

note laptop is actually on lap and not desk right now

there is also a 2nd desk next to main desk that has a whole mess of crap on it bc i need to buy shelves

my bed = my "desk" ;_;

- macbook
- ipod
- cell phone
- cable bill
- wallet
- sports illustrated
- headphones
- retainer case
- deodorant
- 3 hoodies, 5 shirts, underwear, all of which i meant to put away after i unpacked it

tape dispenser, phone, work papers, my scarf, note pad, this mug:

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in about five minutes if some work doesn't come in my head is going to be on this desk and i'll be napping.

record promo onesheets

Penguin Ivy Compton-Burnett Omnibus

pen

wallet

magazine subscription cards

digital camera

check stubs

record cleaner

cd player remote

computer

monitor

dengue fever cd

patriotic favorites tape case

mead notebook

ostinato promo cd

howlin rain promo cd

old pictures

guinness bottle cap

eyeglasses

two packs of american spirit

nicotine gum

old lottery tickets

old coffee cups

deoderant

lighter

cough drop

nail clipper

sunglasses

sealed maxell 100 minute XLII high bias cassette tape

glitter

16 oz glass jar of pure honey from hunter new york

baby powder

scotch storage tape

carved wooden bookends (elephants)

101 strings presents a tribute to john wayne tape case

akasha/sri chinmoy sky-wings tape case

computer speakers
monitor
post-it note
random number secure token
phone base
coffee mug
piece of paper
printer
mouse

and I can't fit anything else on it. some of you have huge desks.

G5 mac w/ old monitor
Gateway PC w/ old monitor
CD Player
Alesis Masterlink HD recorder
5 Firewire Drives
about 30 CDs
rubber mallet
coffee

4 VCRs
2 3/4" Decks
1 VHS to DVD burner
3 monitors
1 telephone
1 VHS tape rewinder
1 computer
2 computer speakers
1 flashlight/radio
1 fake moose antler
1 plastic eagle
1 Fidel Castro 12" action figure
2 coffee cups
1 tape dispenser
1 stapler
3 scissors
1 pile unopened promo cds sent by ex-label boss
3 piles VHS tapes, used
6 interoffice envelopes
3 stacks scratch paper
1 world's tiniest tarot card set
1 aligator clip
1 tin pink goop
1 "Job" bibical action figure
1 stack DVDRs
1 staple remover
1 china marker
1 dry erase marker
3 sharpies

i wouldn't even know where to begin except with the broadest terms:
cds/dvds
papers
books
equipment of technology
lamp that does not work
coins
pens/pencils

x like a lot

1 container of wasabi peas
1 pen
1 cell phone charger
1 firewire disk
1 imac
1 burritoville menu
1 phone, landline
1 cell phone, nokia e70
1 cup water

38 books
mason jar of pens and pencils
mason jar of lapsang souchang tea
macbook
speakers
two clipboards of work paper
spindle of blank CDs
epoisses container of coins
firewire disk
13 AAA batteries
dental floss
crumbs

Box of 100 Get Real licorice "hits," prolly about 70 in there right now
About 30 CDs
iPod
index cards
a couple of notebooks
one speaker
random notecards, phone numbers, etc.
keyboard
one Bitburger

update (my floor is my de facto desk; my bed is too sometimes):

day planner
pen
binders for c0mmun!+y h3@1+h p1@nn!ng and c0@s+@1 p01!cy classes (binder for GIS course in the bookcase)
cable remote
cable modem
wires
step stool
cell phone
brother laser printer
surge protector
laundry that needs doing
backpack