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ASK VIC (but only if its HARD)

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start now children!

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

VIC

Is it HARD?

adam.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

roffffle

― adam. (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)

vic why did this story give me teh boner? it's not even really hot.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Adam,

not until you asked me but..

Dear Aaron,

forget the story, it's because that illustration IS hot. also, you usually get teh boner every night this time anyway.


love,
V

― Vic (Vic), Thursday, 12 August 2004 05:29 (twenty-two years ago)

CCM0N B1TCH3Z!!

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 05:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Vic,

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center?

love,
Aaron

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

D34R 44R0N,

4SK L1L' K1M'S V4G1N4.

L0V3,

V1K

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 05:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Vic,
How does one gain audience with lil kim's vagina? Is there a way to ask it without having to speak to the woman it is attached to?
Love,
Aaron

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 05:39 (twenty-two years ago)

D34R 44R0N,

1 D0NT 0FT3N TRY T0 D0 4NYTH1NG W1TH V4G1N4S. I W0ULDN'T KN0W.

UZ3 R00F1EZ OR S0M3TH1NG.

4LL T3H B3ST,

V1C

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahahahaha holy shit dude that was fuxed up

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

VIC, DO YOU LIKE TEH ARAB ON RADAR??

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 13 August 2004 06:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Vic,
Well, here goes nothing....
I'm White, 6'0, 165#, brn/ brn, slim, hairy (clean shaven), good lookin; Looking for slim east indian dudes 18-26 for lite scat fun (with limits). I really get off at watching another guy dump a load. Not into anything extreme. Also interested in soiled briefs, "accidents", and Dadddy/son role-play. Also content with just the simple things; holding, cuddling, kissing, etc. Open minded and willing to explore. I am sincere, otherwise clean (hehe), d/d-free, and you must be too. What do you think Vicky baby?
Love,
Scatman

― Scatman Carruthers (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 06:34 (twenty-two years ago)

D3AR T1M,

I D0N'T L1K3 T3RR0R1ZTZ, 3XCUS3 M3, "4R4BS."

K1ZZ3S,

V1CTOR


― Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

D34R SC4TT1E,

S0RRY, 1 D0N'T D4T3 "H4IRY" M3N OVER 5'10". AND I 4M NOT INTO _CUDDL1NG_ - TH4TS D1SGUST1NG111!

C4LL M3 CL0Z3-M1ND3D,

V1C

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 06:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Vic,
Would you date a short dick man if he gave REALLY good head?

Love,
Dinky from Omaha

― Dinky Vercetti (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:20 (twenty-two years ago)

D34R D1NKY,

H0W B1G R UR H4NDZ ?

L0V,

V1K

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Vic,
I used to do a little but a little woudn't do so a little got more and more.
How much do you do?

Axl

― W. Axl Rose (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Can't do a little cuz he can't do enough?

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

HR PUFFINSTUFF WHO'S YER FRIEND WHEN THINGS GET ROUGH?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Dear Axl,

U suck.

toodles,

VR

― VelvetRevolver (Vic), Monday, 16 August 2004 10:37 (twenty-two years ago)


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