― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:32 (twenty years ago)
― astor riviera (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:39 (twenty years ago)
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)
NOIZE DUDE 2: OH BRITISHES GIRLYOU ARE A PEARL AMONGST PEARLS
(TOGETHER) OH WHAT RECORD SHALL I PLAYI BESEECH YOU, WHAT RECORDTO SEDUCE THE GIRL OF THE DAYYYYYI'LL GET DOWN ON ONE KNEEPROPOSE MATRIMONYBUT WHAT RECORD...SHALL IT....
Noise Dude 2 (quietly, sadly): BE.....
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:41 (twenty years ago)
Everything Is Gay
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)
― ddb (ddb), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)
BEACH DOT JPEG!BEACH DOT JPEG!SUCH A FUNNY CHAPBEACH DOT JPEG!BEACH DOT JPEG!(SPOKEN [BY A CHILD]:) WHAT A RIDICULOUS CAP!!TITS DOT JPEG CAUSED A STIRBUT WHO NEEDS THAT, SAID WHO NEEDS HERWHEN BEACH DOT JPEG IS OUR WORLD
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/nudisk/the%20who.jpg
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:00 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)
http://www.oasis-records.com/disc/r/roger_daltrey/image/r1002_2.jpg
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)
I'm stumped beyond "Baba O'Reilly".
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)
Need I fucking go on?
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)
― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)
A Quick One, While He's AwayRelaxMary Ann With the Shaky HandsGlittering Girl
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)
― RSG (crablangoon), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)
― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)
"I Can't Explain""I Can See for Miles""Magic Bus""Baba O'Riley""Substitute"
that's it.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)
the noise board only gives you drama when you DON'T ask for it. It's some total reverse psychology bullshit!
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)
noone likes magic bus.
― bb (bbrz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)
― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:53 (twenty years ago)
but i bet herman does like "magic bus". wouldn't surprise me in tha least.
― bb (bbrz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)
― Old School (sexyDancer), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)
I adore being dressed in something frillyWhen my date comes to get me at my place.Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy,Like a filly who is ready for the race!
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)
My name is Bill, and I'm a head case They practice making up on my face I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear Spend days just taking hairpins from my hair
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)
I Can't ExplainSo Sad About Us (this is a great song!)I Can See for Miles
I am really turned off by the Who. i saw Tommy when i was pretty young and maybe that's what's at work. i need to hear more, that's for sure.
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:11 (twenty years ago)
Wanna play cricket on the greenRide my bike across the streetCut myself and see my bloodWanna come home all covered in mud
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)
― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:18 (twenty years ago)
― Mad SETI (jaxon), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)
NOIZE BEFORE DINNERa musical comedy
The stage is dimly lit with only scraps of newspaper and other litter adorning. The backdrop depicts a white rickety fence, charming in its dilapidation. Weeds and flowers thread themselves around the posts. Above, the sky is pale, clear blue, with only the thinnest whisps of cloud. Enter JON, IAN, and CUTTY stage right. They carry baseball mitts, and bats are slung over their shoulders. Their clothes are dirty from the game, but they hadn't been washed for some time before then.
JON: That sure was a swell softball game!IAN: Too bad we lost again.CUTTY: I tell ya I was safe when I slid home in the third inning. Safe by a mile!IAN: Aw, quit whinin. They beat us fair 'n square.JON: We'll lick em next weekend, don't you worry about that.Enter ROXY, ROSEMARY, and LAURA stage left.ROSEMARY: Whatcha guys doing?CUTTY: BOY stuff.IAN: Not playin with dolls or nothin.JON: What're you doin here, anyway?LAURA: We wanted to see if we could play softball too.JON, IAN, CUTTY: laughterIAN: Aw, everybody knows girls can't play softball!JON: Yeah, if you wanna play softball you gotta get dirty.CUTTY: And girls can't get dirty!ROXY: Aw, we'll show you boys! Someday we'll show you girls can do just as much as boys.LAURA: We might even beat you!CUTTY: That'll be the day!ROXY: We'll show ya...
MUSICAL NUMBER: WHY CAN'T WE PLAY?
Enter ANDREW stage right, shirtless and running his fingers through his long, flaxen mane of hair.ANDREW: Well, we sure whooped you today at softball, and how!IAN: Aw, you don't gotta rub it in, ya know.CUTTY: Yeah, you fag!JON: Now, Cutty, let's not use language like that. Only SOME people call other people names.ROXY: (aside) I wish Cutty would call me a name...ANDREW: Don't josh me! I've heard you call each other names like the dickens.IAN: It's different when it's just us.JON: Yeah. We're Noize Dudes!ANDREW: Noize Dudes?CUTTY: That's right. We can call each other all the names we like, cuz at the end of the day, we know we're buds.ANDREW: Is that what you Noize Dudes do?JON: Yeah! That's what us Noize Dudes do.
MUSICAL NUMBER: THAT'S WHAT US NOIZE DUDES DO
ANDREW: Yeah, well, I don't see what's so special about being a Noize Dude. We still beat you at softball!CUTTY: But we'll beat you yet!ANDREW: You're the one to talk! You struck out four times today.CUTTY: But if you pitched me one right now I'd whack it straight to Kalamazoo.ANDREW: Let's give it a go, then.CUTTY: Alright.IAN: Yeah, Cut, you can do it!ANDREW takes a baseball from JON and walks to center stage. CUTTY spits in the dirt and readies his bat.LAURA: You guys! You guys! You can't do this here! What if you put out somebody's window? What if it was Old Lady Kate's!IAN: Aw, that ole hag? What'll she do to us?ROXY: She'll put a hex on you. She's a mason.LAURA: What's a mason?ANDREW: It's somebody who builds houses.ROXY: No, dummy, not that kinda mason. These masons are different. They meet in darkest night and practice arcane rituals. I hear they even sacrifice children sometimes. Any one of us could be next. Even... She suddenly turns on Laura and grabs her arm. You!LAURA: squealsThe boys laugh.JON: Aw, that's a bunch of hokey bolokie. She can't do nothin to us.CUTTY: 'Sides, I'll hit it way higher than any stupid window.ANDREW: You done jabberin and ready for strike out number five?CUTTY: Let 'er rip!ANDREW pitches the ball and CUTTY hits it. Everyone watches a moment as it soars over the fence. In a moment, the sound of breaking glass is heard.JON: Holy smokes, Cut! You did put out somebody's window!IAN: I wonder whose.Enter OLD LADY KATE St. Clair stage left. The girls squeal and try to hide. Andrew fixes his hair and wipes the dirt from his glistening bare chest. The Noize Dudes look panicky and try to run.OLD LADY KATE: Don't you be going anywhere! I caught you fair and even. You're the ones who put out my window, I just know it. But which one was it... She corners the Noize Dudes and studies each one's face. Was it you? You do have the guilty look about you. Or you! I know when a boy's been bad. You can see it in his eyes. Not like Andrew here. He's a good boy. And so handsome!CUTTY: W-we didn't do nothin.OLD LADY KATE: We didn't do ANYthing, if you please? First grammar, then the empire, as my daddy used to say. And look how I turned out! A far thread indeed from you scoundrels, with your loud music and yelling and running around all the time. What's going to become of you?JON: We're going to be famous musicians one day!IAN and CUTTY: Yeah!OLD LADY KATE: Ha! Oh, isn't that the richest. People don't want to hear the music you like. It's...it's...JON, IAN, CUTTY: Noise!OLD LADY KATE: Yes, noise.
MUSICAL NUMBER: NO NOISE IS GOOD NOISE
OLD LADY KATE: So who's going to fess up to breaking my window, hm? The Dudes look at one another, but no one says anything. No one, then, eh? Well, we'll see if you're so tongue tied after I sell your precious baseball field!IAN: What?? You can't do that?CUTTY: That's the only field in town!OLD LADY KATE: And it's my property. A good little spot it is, too. A lot of interest in it, I tell you. And it will be sold in three days! Let me call my banker now. Have fun, boys!Exit OLD LADY KATE stage right, laughing. The Noize Dudes sit down stage center, dejected.ANDREW: Hey, fellas, it's not so bad. We can find another field. Don't look so glum. It'll all work out.They don't respond and ANDREW exits stage left.LAURA: Maybe we should leave them alone.ROXY: Yeah.Exit LAURA, ROXY, and ROSEMARY stage right.CUTTY: What're we gonna do?IAN: Find another baseball field, I guess.JON: If only we could get enough money to buy the field ourselves.IAN: How much money you got?CUTTY: rifling through his pockets I've got a nickel. And a dried-up Jolly Rancher.IAN: Yuck.JON: How about you?IAN: I spent my last bits on Moon Pie two days ago.JON: Crickets.CUTTY: Maybe there's some way we can raise money.IAN: How? Like a lemonade stand?CUTTY: Yeah! I made three whole dollars on mine last summer!IAN: We'll need more than that to save the field.JON: Wait! I've got it!IAN, CUTTY: What?JON: We'll put on a show! A Noize show!IAN: A Noize show?JON: Yeah! We can play intense free-form rock with irregular time signatures and rhythms!CUTTY: That's a great idea!IAN: We can do it in my pop's barn.JON: Yeah. This could work. This just might work.
MUSICAL NUMBER: IT'S A NOIZE SHOW
to be continued...
― the pr00de abides (pr00de), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)
Seriously, the Who rock and I won't take no for an answer. Go watch them on the Rock-n-Roll Circus. If you still don't believe, listen to Jaguar.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)
― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)
i wonder if adam's mum knows britishes girl's mum.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:40 (twenty years ago)
I just put Jaguar in there, it's an m4a file...
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)
creepy crawly creepy crawly creepy creepy crawly crawly creepy creepy crawly crawly
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)
If the bunch of us all stick togetherAnd we all go down as oneWe could be highway robbersWe could be killers just out to have fun
And if any of you can't keep a secretWe'll cut your throat if you tellThen lay down 'neath six feet of ground'Cause we were born to raise hellChorus:All together now we are the boysAll together forever and alwaysAll together now we are the boysWe're together forever and always
If the bunch of us all, now listen,'Cause here's the part I like the best
If we all got a hold of some horsesWe could ride like the boys out WestWe could hoot shoot, and we could hollerWe could ride like the devil windThen go back to the cove and sleep all dayAnd do it the next night again
(Repeat Chorus)
And if the bunch of us all form a circleAnd surround all the ladies of the townI said hey, hey hey we'll take them to the coveAnd dance them till they all fall down(Repeat Chorus Twice)
― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)
Also: "Little Billy"
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 14 October 2005 17:59 (twenty years ago)
Tim...and everyone else out there, if you don't have the CD version of the Who Sell Out you're only hearing half the picture! Oh wait, Glow Girl is on the CD of Who Sell Out. Yes similar...but different.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 14 October 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)
JONFor porn
KATE THE ST.I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
KATE THE ST.Huh?There's always some new site,
JONFor porn!
KATE THE ST.I browse all day and night
KATE THE ST.It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
KATE THE ST.Jon!
JONThe internet is for porn
JONThe internet is for porn,
KATE THE ST.What are you doing!?
JONWhy you think the net was born?porn porn porn
KATE THE ST.Joooooooooon!
JONOh hello kate monster
KATE THE ST.You are ruining my song
JONOh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE THE ST.Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
JONMe no talkie
KATE THE ST.GoodI’m glad we have this new technology
KATE THE ST.Which gives us untold opportunity
JONFor por—oops, sorry
KATE THE ST.Right from you own desktop
JONFor ---
KATE THE ST.You can research browse and shopUntil you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
JONFOR porn!!
JONThe internet is for porn!
KATE THE ST.Noooo
JONThe internet if for porn!
KATE THE ST.Jon
JONMe up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE THE ST.That’s gross you’re a pervert
JONAh, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE THE ST.NO really, your a pervertNormal people don’t sit at home and lookAt porn on the internet
JONOhhhh?
KATE THE ST.What?!
JONYou have no ideaReady bros?
NOISE DUDESReady--- ready ----ready
JONLet me hear it!
JON AND BROSThe internet is for porn!
IANSorry kate
IANI masturbate!
JON AND BROSAll these guys unzip their fliesFor porn, porn, porn!
KATE THE ST.The internet is not for porn!!
JON AND BROSporn!, porn, P---
KATE THE ST.HOLD ON A SECOND!Now i know for a fact that you, Cutty, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
CUTTYThat’s correct.
KATE THE ST.And ddb, you buy things on Amazon.com
DDBSure!
KATE THE ST.And Gygax, you keep selling your Wipers records on Ebay
GYGAXYes I do!
KATE THE ST.And Ian, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
IANTrue!
JONOh, but Kate-What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
IAN. .yeah
KATE THE ST.EEEWWWWW!
KATE THE ST.Gross!
KATE THE ST.I hate porn
JON AND BROSGrab your d**k and double click
KATE THE ST.I hate you dudes!
JON AND BROSFor porn, porn, porn!(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE THE ST.I’m leaving!
JON AND BROSporn, porn, porn, pornporn, porn, porn, porn
KATE THE ST.I hate the internet!
JON AND BROSporn, porn, porn, porn
JONThe internet is for
JON AND DUDESThe internet is for
JONYEAH!
-- the most mysterious regular ilxor (curtis.stephen...), September 21st, 2005 1:26 AM. (Curtis Stephens) (later)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 14 October 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)
and dan's entirely OTM with the "a quick one" performance in RNR Circus. I now really see what it is people go on about kieth moon for. (and if i were the stones i wouldn't have wanted to be so upstaged on my tv special either)
― bb (bbrz), Friday, 14 October 2005 19:11 (twenty years ago)
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)
― walter kranz (walterkranz), Friday, 14 October 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)
― Keith C (lync0), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:04 (twenty years ago)
― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)
― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:37 (twenty years ago)
― Keith C (lync0), Saturday, 15 October 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)
For what it's worth, I really loved the Stones' performance in Rock-n-Roll Circus as well.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Saturday, 15 October 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)
― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)
― stockholm cindy: comedy vigilante (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 21 April 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)
― Washable School Paste (sexyDancer), Friday, 21 April 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)