The truth about a roni, she's a sweet little girl
You can treat her right, feel nice, and hold her tight
Only tenderonies can give a special love
A special kind of love that makes ya feel good inside
Bridge:
If you believe in love and all that it can do for you
Give it a chance, girl, you'll find romance
And if you find a tenderoni that is right for you
Make it official, give her your love
Chorus:
My heart belongs to my roni (she's my only love)
She's my only love
My heart belongs to my roni (she's my only love)
She's my only love
The truth about a roni, she's always on the phone
Talking to her homeboy, wishin' they were home alone
She sends ya lovely letters, with the smell of sweet perfume
This is what a real tenderoni likes to do for you
(bridge)
(chorus)
The truth about a roni, she's a sweet ol' girl
About the sweetest little girl in the whole wide world
She'd make the toughest homeboy fall deep in love
And once you've had a roni, you never give her up
She's a special kind of girl that makes her daddy feel proud
You know, the kind of girl that stands out in crowds
If you found a tenderoni and a roni is so right
I think I'm gonna love her for the rest of my life
― the guy who stole the papers from the Library of Congress (dr g), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 03:48 (nineteen years ago)
Aww yeah
What it's like
havin a roni
What it's like
havin a roni
What it's like
havin a roni
What it's like
havin a roni
Awwwww yeah, VIP in full effect
― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 04:59 (nineteen years ago)
they suddenly have mini rones in the vending machine at my job!
it's kind of creepy. they just shouldn't be surrounded by potato sticks and hostess apple "pies"
― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 06:06 (nineteen years ago)
it could be worse, he could have given you teh herpes
― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 16:47 (nineteen years ago)
Is Carlos D a manifestation of your drunkenness/carelessness? If so, then your incrimination is valid.
― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago)
Stealing their toblerones and infecting them with herpes. He should get his own claymation special, that would be awesome.
― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 17:56 (nineteen years ago)
Greetings Princess, it is I, Carlos D Toblerone Thief. Your Toblerone has been stolen back from the dragon and you are free to rule your kingdom.
― k/l (Ken L), Sunday, 6 November 2005 05:25 (nineteen years ago)
six years pass...
haha no i was searching for a specific post of mine
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 00:41 (thirteen years ago)
all time great thread titles. remember carlos d herpestroversy
― maghrib is back (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 01:12 (thirteen years ago)
Like to take credit for JW's screen name on this thread
― TEH PNINFOX aka the veen driver (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 03:34 (thirteen years ago)