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FUCK YOU ASSHOLES I CANNOT SLEEP IT HAS BEEN FOUR HOURS SINCE I TASTED YOUR EVIL WAYS ALSO I THINK THAT I AM DYING PLEASE FUCK OFF AS WELL YOU ARE RUINING "THE COMMUNITY"

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

WAAT IZ WR0NG D34AN ?/?

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Y D0NT U T4LK AB0UT !T 0N T3H 4SK V!C THR34D

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Dean did you get sand in your vagina?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:39 (twenty-one years ago)

like a caterpillar in its chrysalis, Sparks is turning him into a blind swordsman or wacky japanese game show host.

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hal Sparks?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

JACK COLE I CAN SEE I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE THE TRUE RING LEADER BEHIND ALL OF THIS I WILL MAKE YOU RUN THROUGH A LAKE OF STEPPING STONES SOME OF WHICH ARE FALSE STONES AND WILL LEAD TO YOUR HILARIOUS DEMISE

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:45 (twenty-one years ago)

dean did you take acid or just waaaay too much crystal meth?

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:50 (twenty-one years ago)

AARONHZ THIS IS NOT ASK DEAN I THOUGHT I WAS FINE BUT THE SPARKS IS TAKING OVER IT IS FUCKED I AM GOING TO LIE IN BED AND PERHAPS I WILL BE ABLE TO NOT DIE GYGAX WARNED ME BUT I DID NOT HEAR THE TRUTH IN HIS WORDS

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:53 (twenty-one years ago)

dude you're gonna have to explain what sparks is cuz vic and I are lost here. We will try to help if we can.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Friday, 13 August 2004 07:55 (twenty-one years ago)

where are your team-mates when you need them to catch you after falling off the wall into the puddy, your mind dazed from Sparks?

― jack cole (jackcole), Friday, 13 August 2004 08:26 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought i warned you as well?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha. dean's probably still awake, fidgeting in his bed, dreadfully awaiting the comedown.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)

... listening to JAWBREAKER

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:30 (twenty-one years ago)

BUGS BUGS THERE ARE BUGS ALL OVER ME

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

They say that, in the days of yore, hunters in the wild would take the still warm blood from the cans of Sprite of the slaughter, and into cups filled with this blood they would pour liquified methamphetamines, and that they chemical reaction of the two substances would create sparks. Thus, this noble hunter/gatherer tradition lives on, in the trendy beverages of our times.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 August 2004 12:51 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

our fourth of july party ended in fisticuffs, and i totally blame sparks.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Sparks,

Why is the comedown so long and tortuous?

Also: how is DEANGULBERRY feeling today?

gygax!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet he's not up yet.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Sparks,

You are a treat

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

It was terrible. I started feeling tired around 12:45 and then the movie ended and I figured that getting to sleep would not be a problem. Then this thread happened. I forced myself to go to bed and tried to lie still hoping that would trick me into thinking I was sleepy, but no. The Sparks had immobilized my whole body. It felt like sleep paralysis. It was SO COOL.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

The movie was ok, I guess.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Sparks,

Why do my friends who do coke not drink you and watch their heart explode? That would be k-awesome.

Your friend,

Reverend Nick

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear Sparks,

Why did I get acid indigestion for the first time in my life after drinking 3 Sparks in one night? And now it hasn't quite gone away even though my Sparks consumption has been tapered way down?

Cordially,
g!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:33 (twenty-one years ago)

DEAR SPARKS,

ME TOO WHAT HE SAID

HATE,
D!

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

SPARKS IS THE TASTE OF GOD.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...

http://imv.au.dk/~thomasr/blog/pics/2004-03-Wearable.jpg

― LSD ARISTOCAT (ex machina), Thursday, 20 January 2005 05:09 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

WTF IS SPARKS LITE!?!?!?!?!?!

BLUE CAN?!?!??! 1/2 of gross?

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Less sugar, I think. It tastes pretty similar to regular Sparks. It all tastes shitty for the first few gulps...

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 04:01 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

and the last few!

adam will you bring me a spark? and the 27p that ian owes me?

-- charltonlido (...) (webmail), August 29th, 2005 3:46 PM. (gareth) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Is it really appropriate to refer to a single can of Sparks-brand malt liquor energy drink as a "Spark"?

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

YES IT'S PERFECT!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 11:44 (twenty years ago)

maths

― the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

OH NO IT'S INAPPROPRIATE

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

i brought many a spark to my family reunion. a good time was had by all.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:12 (twenty years ago)

Spark is a verb!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

a friend from Italy, kept calling it SPARKLES.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:54 (twenty years ago)

a friend from Italy

cutty is PUERTO RICAN

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

i said "FRIEND"

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:58 (twenty years ago)

rofl

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

as opposed to "LOVER"

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

"WIFEY"

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

can I post debro.jpg again?

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

yes. yes you can.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cutty.org/beach.jpg

― Yes, I have heard of pizza (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Dear Spark(s):

Where in Washington DC do I find you? The Web site is fabulous but not much help.

j.lu

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Dear Sparks,

Why did you tell the Kr0g3rs on Tates Creek Road in Lexington to increase their price for a six-pack of you from $5.49 to $7.99 approximately 3 weeks ago? Was it something I said?

Your pal,

Alfons Broppenheimer

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 18:57 (twenty years ago)

j.lu they typically have sparkles at 7-11!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/b8a/df1/b8adf164-d0ae-49a5-ba1e-755a45a2b30f

― UL® (blastocyst), Saturday, 4 March 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

still not available in europe /.O={

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 4 March 2006 19:58 (twenty years ago)

oh that wasnt a question. dear sparks, when are you going to cross the atlantic and orangedye tobbaccostained eurotongues?

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 4 March 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

ASK SPARKS

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 March 2006 20:05 (twenty years ago)

OMGN WHAT IS THAT

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Saturday, 4 March 2006 20:44 (twenty years ago)

EXTRA CAFFEINE

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 March 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Sparks Plus I drink it last night after Jim Beams & before and during the show at Northsix

― UL® (blastocyst), Saturday, 4 March 2006 21:13 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

I WILL PAYPAL .25 TO ANYONE THAT KNOWS SPARC ASSEMBLY LANGUAGE AND WILL TELL ME WHY MY STUPID FUCKING ARRAY IS NOT INITIALIZING PROPERLY.

― adam (adam), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 01:35 (twenty years ago)

NEVER MIND. GOT IT.

― adam (adam), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 02:01 (twenty years ago)

I've only done SPARC asm to implement synchronization primitives for parallel code.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I spent like 4 hours staring at my code. Finally I added "clr %l7" in the middle, basically randomly, and it worked.

― adam (adam), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:39 (twenty years ago)

six months pass...

SPARKS, WHY U NO LET PEOPLE SHOTGUN U?

http://72.10.45.167/POTD/ioioioioio.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

I saw a dude at a diner by Washington Sq drinking a Sparks ultra @ lunch wtf

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

MillerCoors to stop selling alcopop
St. Louis Business Journal

MillerCoors agreed to stop selling Sparks, a caffeinated alcohol drink as part of an agreement Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan announced Thursday.

As part of the agreement about so-called alcopops, MillerCoors will stop using images that imply power, like the identifying “plus” and “minus” symbols on its can that resemble those on batteries, Madigan said. MillerCoors will also cease marketing campaigns that appeal to underage youth, like its sponsorship of professional air guitarist William Ocean.

Chicago-based MillerCoors denied all allegations but cooperated with the investigation and will reformulate Sparks without caffeine or other stimulants. The company said it would also cease production of all caffeinated alcohol beverages and will not produce any in the future.

“These drinks are extremely dangerous in the hands of young people,” Madigan said in a statement. “They contain substantially more caffeine than coffee or soda and are marketed as a way to ‘power’ your nights by staying awake and drinking more alcohol. This is a completely inappropriate message to send to younger audiences.”

Madigan’s office participated in the investigation, which was led by Maine Attorney General Steve Rowe. The attorneys general of Arizona, California, Connecticut, Idaho, Iowa, Maine, Maryland, New Mexico, New York, Ohio, and Oklahoma and the city attorney of San Francisco also participated in the settlement.

In June, St. Louis-based Anheuser-Busch, following negotiations with Madigan and 10 other states, agreed to withdraw from the alcohol energy drink market and reformulate Tilt and Bud Extra without caffeine or other stimulants.

― little kenard (jeff), Thursday, 18 December 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

RIP

― s1ocki, Thursday, 18 December 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

"professional air guitarist William Ocean."

― the ref (ed hochuli ha ha) (call all destroyer), Thursday, 18 December 2008 20:59 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jefframirez.com/ilx/rachaelray.jpg

― little kenard (jeff), Thursday, 18 December 2008 21:01 (seventeen years ago)

RIP slocki

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 18 December 2008 23:10 (seventeen years ago)

i gotta stock up.

― t. weiss, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

fact: william ocean was the 2nd choice. steve shasta was the 1st but they could not come to an agreement.

― cutty, Friday, 19 December 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

― (*ﾟーﾟ)θ L(。･＿･)　　　°~ヾ(･ε･ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:38 (seventeen years ago)

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