why is there no j blunt "appreciation" thread?

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they must've not gotten a notice

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 19th, 2005. (papa la bas) (later)

cuz that's what the feds do now, instead of yknow arresting people or levying heavy fines. they send invisible notices and have home schooled kids spread the word anonymously online.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 19th, 2005. (papa la bas) (later)

(not his "best" work but it just sparked the thought)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 20 November 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

i love this dude more than anything.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Sunday, 20 November 2005 06:28 (twenty years ago)

no basically the events go 'mods pwn jon, jon pwns mods, mods decide to pwn everyone else', it's 9/11 -> iraq all over again, with kate as chalabi. tone otm upthread.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 16th, 2005. (papa la bas) (later)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 20 November 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

PAPA LA BASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

― amon (eman), Sunday, 20 November 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews9/full-metal-jacket/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00601.jpg

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Sunday, 20 November 2005 11:38 (twenty years ago)

he's the post-meltzer abe simpson

― 'Twan (miccio), Sunday, 20 November 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

um i'd say gonzales has given some indication about what they're prosecuting as obscene by who they're actually yknow prosecuting. hint: not people writing wakka wakka rotten.com 'essays' and not suicidegirls. better play it safe and keep posting anonymously though. cowardice in the face of non-existant threats is always the way to go. better to be a pussy than to show one right?
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2005.

― AMERIKAN MARKELBY (bato), Sunday, 20 November 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

blount is awesome. whenever i've thought "which ilxors would i pay to read," he's usually near the top of the list.

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 20 November 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

i love this dude more than anything.

― lol xbox is hueg (Adrian Langston), Monday, 21 November 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

sam phillips = fred
elvis = daphne
orbison = velma
jerry lee = shaggy
cash = scoob

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 20th, 2005 6:47 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 21 November 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

yeah we'd figured out the basics from penthouse in sixth grade ('apparently you want to stick yr cock inside them in some fashion - this is weird, wild stuff'), we had sex ed in health class in eighth grade - they split the class in two, boys and girls, i guess so we wouldn't eye each other suspiciously in horror when we learned how our bodies work. it was fairly clinical, very biology class, with a nonhysterical (ie it's wasn't 'this is what will happen if you do it - it'll ruin yr life!!!', not stated at least) focus on reproduction, we learned about c-sections, etc. we learned about birth control but i don't remember putting a condom on a cucumber or anything. i remember very clearly watching this kinda lo-fi video of a woman giving birth that worked like 'scared straight' on us basically. the next year we found out that our teacher, coach mck1nn3y, had been fucking two of our female classmates. 110%.
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2005.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 21 November 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

yeah but did you see what the NYT said about this thread (not that i read the NYT much anymore) (ever since they started publishing david brooks, but whatever) (although sometimes i think their football coverage is good) (not as good as gregg easterbrook, tho)? they compared it to crunk (which isn't a bad comparison, really, except the "eastern media elite" covering ATL gets pretty tiresome).
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), July 29th, 2004

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 21 November 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

why did blount google proof coach mckinney's name?

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Monday, 21 November 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.musicmen.co.uk/images/jamesblunt.jpg

― feminazi (feminazi), Monday, 21 November 2005 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Long overdue thread. Blount is the best poster on ILX, period.

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:27 (twenty years ago)

I like me some of that "you are bautiful song"

― feminazi (feminazi), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

NEW PROPOSAL: a person starting a thread can ban ONE ilxor from posting on said thread (with the obvious caveat that the thread can't be about said banned ilxor) - HERE'S THE TWIST: a person starting a thread has to ban ONE ilxor from posting on that thread AND everyone can see who you banned AND each subsequent poster can unban that poster and then ban someone else cuz 'ownership' of threads is a rightwing inherently undemocratic auteurist prop AND i think this could have funny results maybe. ALSO you must assign yr thread a color and a number and when the threads are added together we arrive at a rainbow and it = infinity! also we can embed some fucking tull in the threads maybe already. we should find a way to leave pieces of candy on the board for others to find also i propose.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 16th, 2005 2:14 PM.

― Laura H. (laurah), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:36 (twenty years ago)

woot and eep, woot and eep!
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 21 November 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

i met some dude at Un!on P00l this weekend who had worked at Wuxtry for like over 10 years. I so wanted to ask him if he knew Blount.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

was it dangermouse?

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

do you know some dude4 named f4lc0n?

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:10 (twenty years ago)

how old was this dude?

― j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

please tell me he's not native american.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

no, he was a WHITE MAN. i think he started working at wuxtry in '86 or something. his first name was br3tt, i recall. i may see him again this weekend. i will ask him if he knows you.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:38 (twenty years ago)

http://newsbc.ca/media/the%20falcon%20and%20the%20snowman.jpg

Blount was the snowman.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

sam phillips = fred
elvis = daphne
orbison = velma
jerry lee = shaggy
cash = scoob
-- j blount (jamesbloun...), November 20th, 2005 6:47 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

haha this is corny as hell (and i'm really way too young to even be allowed to think like this) but i caught a few minutes of the e! true hollywood story on john john earlier this evening and they showed the rfk 'and now on to chicago' clip and i actually teared up and thought 'god how things could've been different'. cue dion.
-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewel...), August 19th, 2004

e! true hollywood story will do it everytime.
-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewel...), August 19th, 2004.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

matt you really should check that sparks album out - ultimate moroder, great stuff! i was always wary to disinterested in sparks before, i used to work with a guy who played them ALL THE TIME so i figured i'd heard enough to know what i thought (and what i thought was 'plz put queen back in')(and even now this is the only album of theirs i'm crazy about) but lo and behold he didn't play their disco album which really is one of a kind, i can't think of another album like it (if lodger was more disco than reggae maybe it'd slide alongside it), also earlier this year i went thru a pretty big personal tragedy i won't get into here and driving back thru alabama and west georgia and bawling my eyes for the first time ever listening to disintegration despite having heard that album a million times and never even moping once during it (and i could mope as a 14 year old!) and basically wanting to be consumed by pain and mourning cuz i didn't want to 'get over' or 'move on' (and i haven't and i won't) it was this album that shook me out of it enough to function, gave me hope, washed that mania right out of my hair. dl "la dolce vita" - it's tight!

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...)

― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 25 November 2005 00:46 (twenty years ago)

BLOUNT (PC - Phase 2).
Blount were the first of the Iscin races and share the waters of Lake Dah-uh-deh with the Acubon and merchants who trade along the shores. They speak Ablanth and consider the adoption of human customs to be offensive, although many blount have become successful in service and bartending work. They do not Worship Iscin, but revere him as the race's creator, and also honor Mayatrish, who taught tolerance for all the races of Jorune. They carry containers of a noxious mixture call malthin, which can serve as an intoxicant for Blount, or a vicious stink-bomb against their enemies. Like the Acubon, they must keep moist to survive and in hot climes maintain "wet beds" - barrels of brackish water - at their workplace and their homes.

Blount Notes
Homelands: Lake Dah-uh-deh, most port cities
Language: Ablanth
Taboos: Taking on human affectations
Religion: Varied, Mayatrish dominant
Weaknesses: Must keep moist or skin is damaged, possibly fatal, physically weak
Special Uses: noxious Malthin as weapon.

― amon (eman), Saturday, 3 December 2005 14:57 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

maybe david will get carjacked AGAIN! and nate's brain fucks up when he hears the news! and a grief-stricken brenda gets drunk and fucks her brother - but wait: claire walks in on them! and rolls her eyes! so billy kills claire and brenda and then himself but not until making a bitchin collage about it! a collage so bitchin it drives his former dickhead professor to suicide! and brenda's slut mom dies from coochmaggots she gets from fucking the corpse (slow down lady!)! and ruth is thinking about this turn of events - the whole episode's a flashback, all this drama happened offscreen inbetween episodes - while driving george to chuck e cheese when BAM! they get hit by a rig! and it turns out keith's an autistic kid and he's staring in a crystal snowball that for some reason has a funeral home in it. roll credits.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), June 16th, 2005 3:27 PM. (papa la bas) (link)

― IN UR BASE KILLING ALL UR DUDES (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

jb, i was at a party tonight and saw emers0n damer0n. he sez hey and that you should e-mail him, cuz he misses the old days. awwww.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 December 2005 08:08 (twenty years ago)

tell him i hung with emily who posts here and he dated when she was 13 and he was decidedly NOT 13 hahahahaha. and that i said 'what up!'

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 23 December 2005 11:07 (twenty years ago)

from the funniest thing you've been told during sex thread:

"I love you"

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), October 7th, 2003. (James Blount)

― tres letraj (tehresa), Saturday, 24 December 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

it's much better than the stones.

-- Christopher Costello (Glixe...), May 1st, 2006 12:34 AM. (CGC) (later) (link)

uh, no

-- Stormy Davis (electrifyingmoj...), May 1st, 2006 12:34 AM. (diamond) (later) (link)

yep.

-- Christopher Costello (Glixe...), May 1st, 2006 1:18 AM. (CGC) (later) (link)

if you've swallowed yr balls maybe

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), May 1st, 2006 1:43 AM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 1 May 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

What movie studio is going to put money into a movie with average-looking people doing average things?
-- Elvis Telecom (quartzcity@...), July 26th, 2006 5:27 PM. (Chris Barrus) (later)

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lionsgate
-- j blount (jamesblount...), July 26th, 2006 5:29 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Thursday, 27 July 2006 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

what thread is that from?

― gothic Buddhist meets Old Hollywood (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 27 July 2006 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://azdems.smugmug.com/photos/9210428-L.jpg

― BUJU DANSON (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 27 July 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

jb, can you expand on the concept of CRYPTOGEORGE MICHAEL pls, I am intrigued.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

haha the new timberlake has some heavy adult contemporary aspects, very 'i'm maturing'. it's not 80% lennon retreads though so it's better than listen without prejudice (vol. 1), and it's probably rooted more in marketing savvy than 'plz plz take me seriously' like listen w/o prej was. plus that "beard".

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

norm macdonald is basically a more nihilist, less '80s standup "see what i did there?"' steven wright right?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 15th, 2006. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Friday, 15 September 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

i know lots of people whose fave songs on tusk's are mcvie's (and we all know "people" whose fave are stevie's).

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), September 22nd, 2006 11:57 AM. (papa la bas)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

"people" = moms and girls into horses.

― chaki (chaki), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

...and half the men of san francisco.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://timesonline.typepad.com/times_tokyo_weblog/images/milk_carton_missing_kji.JPG

― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Saturday, 20 January 2007 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

never forget

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Saturday, 20 January 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Blount for presidetn

― Jena (JenaP), Saturday, 20 January 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

isn't he "adam beales" now?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 20 January 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

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