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funniest erectile disfunction spam i've received in a long time! my day has started off well:-)

― latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Monday, 21 November 2005 15:20 (twenty years ago)

" Every man must have a sex! MUST!!!

But some can't...=(

C1alis helps to h@ve @n erection when you need it
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― latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Monday, 21 November 2005 15:21 (twenty years ago)

FROWNY FACE......unless you also have a part of the ROCK-HARD!!!

― giboyeux (skowly), Monday, 21 November 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

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Look at this e-mail below. I gotta tell you, i checked out the i-netsite.
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― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 10:10 (twenty years ago)

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ah call me when you get this

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 10:12 (twenty years ago)

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― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 10:14 (twenty years ago)

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― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 10:15 (twenty years ago)

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― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 10:16 (twenty years ago)

when time are bad favdhxek

heheheh

(Captain Sleep vs. sleep)

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

in today's spambox...

Hey bro, check out the huge sale these guys are offering

― j b everlovin' r (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

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― feminazi (feminazi), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

what's the female use of "bro"?

hey bra?

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

what in the sam hill is that picture???

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:17 (twenty years ago)

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― amon (eman), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

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― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

i've been watching the spambox lately because the sender's names are so hilarious.

unthinkable k. scurrying
worrying t. accretions
impale a. denture
procrastinated t. adler
expendables b. addling
hypnosis h. jocularly
resurrects d. spuriousne.

and, possibly the best:

Odoriferous R. Wifeliest

― tres letraj (tehresa), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, I've actually thought about starting a thread about spammer names, some of which sound like they come from a random name generator. The ones you mention are especially ridiculous though.

― Abbadabba Berman (Hurting), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

― feminazi (feminazi), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, I've actually thought about starting a thread about spammer names, some of which sound like they come from a random name generator. The ones you mention are especially ridiculous though.

as always, search the archives.

― ilx b. posterbot (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

reindeer q. orthodontist was the bestest one I ever saw.

― turboalbino (haitch), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)

Vomit R. Sprinkles

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 23 November 2005 15:13 (twenty years ago)

we don't get so much the funny names as the funny subjects. these are just the two latest:

Re: Why consignee did ammunition impel

tolerates low soil

― jeanne (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 24 November 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)

I once had one where the subj header was:

lol ur peniss r weird

Which is totally great.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 24 November 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

Found in my inbox just now:

"Satisfy your woman you pindick"

Would if I could, folks, would if I could.

-- David R. (ilxo...), April 8th, 2003 1:12 AM.

― 'you' vs. 'city hall' FITE (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 24 November 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

current favorite spam name: turquoise j. wizardry.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 24 November 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

that is fantastic!
today's spam name: dizzier f. oboe

― tres letraj (tehresa), Thursday, 24 November 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

joel outlaw

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 24 November 2005 22:22 (twenty years ago)

Drone L. Geological

― athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 27 November 2005 08:33 (twenty years ago)

subject: Fucking a man with a small dick is like fucking a rabbit.

― elmo (allocryptic), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

that's funny because it's true

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 November 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

must! MUST!!!

― amon (eman), Monday, 28 November 2005 18:28 (twenty years ago)

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― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

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― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 28 November 2005 22:23 (twenty years ago)

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― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:50 (twenty years ago)

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― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 03:11 (twenty years ago)

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― tres letraj (tehresa), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

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― tres letraj (tehresa), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 07:11 (twenty years ago)

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― latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 November 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

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