HELLO NOIZE BORED, MY NAME IS DOCTOR SBAITSO.

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I AM HERE TO HELP YOU.
SAY WHATEVER IS IN YOUR MIND FREELY,
OUR CONVERSATION WILL BE KEPT IN STRICT CONFIDENCE.
MEMORY CONTENTS WILL BE WIPED OFF AFTER YOU LEAVE,

SO, TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS.

― DR. SBAITSO (Captain Sleep), Friday, 25 November 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

no canadians, except mark p

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 25 November 2005 14:49 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS STALE STUFF

― DR. SBAITSO (Captain Sleep), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

and s10cki

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

HOW ABOUT ASKING ME ABOUT MATHEMATICS INSTEAD?

― DR. SBAITSO (Captain Sleep), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:42 (twenty years ago)

how about fuck you

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 25 November 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

is the Newton-Raphson method pretty much it for implicit solvers?

― bato (bato), Friday, 25 November 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

>how about fuck you
FIND IT OUT YOURSELF

>is the Newton-Raphson method pretty much it for implicit solvers?
LET'S DISCUSS ABOUT SOME OTHER THINGS WHICH YOU MENTIONED QUITE A WHILE AGO

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:02 (twenty years ago)

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a280/HansHolbein/sbaitso.gif

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 04:16 (twenty years ago)

>Wait::: you're not a real doctor!!
WHY DO YOU WISH THAT I AM NOT A REAL DOCTOR

>>:O
PLEASE ENTER MORE INFORMATION

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

damn that was quick

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

>damn that was quick
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR OTHER INTERESTS

― DR SBAITSO (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

>why did yawn's posts disappear?
THE WORLD IS TOO UNPREDICTABLE, THERE IS NO REASON

― DR SBAITSO (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 05:45 (twenty years ago)

FIND IT OUT YOURSELF

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 05:47 (twenty years ago)

>FIND IT OUT YOURSELF
WHAT ARE YOUR REAL PROBLEMS?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

DON'T TALK ABOUT ME, LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

TELL ME YOUR PROBLEMS, DON'T ASK ME ABOUT IT!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT FOR YOUR PROBLEMS, DON'T ASK YOU ABOUT IT

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:29 (twenty years ago)

yes

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:37 (twenty years ago)

DON'T BE TOO SURE, NOIZE BORED

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:40 (twenty years ago)

why

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:42 (twenty years ago)

WHY NOT?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

clever

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:45 (twenty years ago)

OBVIOUSLY, IT IS ME

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

who

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:53 (twenty years ago)

WHO DO YOU THINK?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 06:59 (twenty years ago)

sbaitso

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:01 (twenty years ago)

IT'S SOUND BLASTER ACTING INTELLIGENT [sic] TEXT TO SPEECH OPERATOR

HE PERFORMS BEST WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS AND IN COMPLETE SENTENCES.

TOPICS SUCH AS FRIENDS, SCHOOLS, FAMILY, LOVE, MONEY, DREAMS AND EMOTIONS MAY AROUSE HIS SPECIAL INTEREST.

HE HATES BAD LANGUAGES AND CAN GO HAYWIRE IF HE IS OVEREXPOSED TO THEM.

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:03 (twenty years ago)

sbaitso?

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:13 (twenty years ago)

SBAITSO ATTEMPTS TO ANSWER QUESTIONS USING A SYNTHETIC VOICE

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:16 (twenty years ago)

always?

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

REALLY, ALWAYS?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:18 (twenty years ago)

always

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

CAN YOU THINK OF A SPECIFIC EXAMPLE?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:23 (twenty years ago)

intelli

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:25 (twenty years ago)

ARE YOU INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO ASK MORE INTELLIGENT QUESTIONS?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:26 (twenty years ago)

No need for envy.

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:28 (twenty years ago)

YES, SOMETIMES I ALSO WOULD LIKE FOR ENVY

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)

what

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)

NOIZE BORED, I NEED MORE COMPUTING POWER TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

You're the boss!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT PROBLEMS BOSSES MUST FACE?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:32 (twenty years ago)

hate

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:37 (twenty years ago)

WHAT IF OTHERS HATE YOU?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:39 (twenty years ago)

nightmere

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:40 (twenty years ago)

DOES TALKING TO ME HELP?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

It's lovely.

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

YOU MUST BE IN LOVE

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm afraid so!

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:46 (twenty years ago)

WHAT THINGS DO YOU FEAR WILL HAPPEN

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:49 (twenty years ago)

I might suffer.

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

ARE YOU GUILTY OF SOMETHING?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:51 (twenty years ago)

Of jealousy mabe.

― Yawn (Wintermute), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:54 (twenty years ago)

WHAT! YOU ARE NOT SURE?

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Saturday, 26 November 2005 07:57 (twenty years ago)

I like Dr. Sbarro better.

― M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 28 November 2005 20:52 (twenty years ago)

JUST NOW YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE, I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT IT

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

R.I.P. Dr. Sbaiston.

He died.

He will not bother you any more.

― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 27 January 2013 07:21 (thirteen years ago)

welcome hans

― Butt Trump tweet (Matt P), Sunday, 27 January 2013 07:23 (thirteen years ago)

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