HOW FAR IS IT FROM BROOKLYN TO YOUR JOB

1. Head east from Erasmus St - go 0.0 mi
2. Turn right at Nostrand Ave - go 0.1 mi
3. Turn right at Snyder Ave - go 0.3 mi
4. Turn right at Bedford Ave - go 0.3 mi
5. Turn left at Caton Ave - go 1.5 mi
6. Bear left at Fort Hamilton Pky - go 2.5 mi
7. Continue on 79th St - go 0.1 mi
8. Turn left into the I-278 W entry ramp to Verrazano Narrows Br - go 11 mi
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9. Take the I-95 ramp - go 1.1 mi
10. Merge into I-95 S - go 30 mi
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11. Continue on New Jersey Tpke S - go 64 mi
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12. Continue on New Jersey Tpke - go 4.1 mi
13. Continue on US-40 W - go 0.5 mi
14. Continue on I-295 S - go 5.6 mi
15. Take the I-95 ramp - go 1.1 mi
16. Merge into I-95 S - go 71 mi
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17. Take the I-695 W exit 49B to Towson (I-70) - go 0.7 mi
18. Merge into I-695 N - go 4.6 mi
19. Take exit 16 to Frederick (I-70 W)/Park & Ride (I-70 E) - go 0.9 mi
20. Merge into I-70 W - go 90 mi
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21. Take the I-68 W exit 1A to Cumberland MD - go 112 mi
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22. Take the I-79 S ramp to Fairmont - go 148 mi
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23. Continue on I-77 S - go 1.5 mi
24. Continue toward I-64 W - go 0.4 mi
25. Continue on I-64 W - go 230 mi
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26. Take the I-265 S exit 19A - go 15 mi
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27. Continue on KY-841 W - go 0.5 mi
28. Take the I-65 S exit 10-B to Nashville - go 161 mi
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29. Take the I-65 S ramp to Memphis/Huntsville/( I-40 W) - go 2.0 mi
30. Take the I-40 W exit 84A to Memphis - go 197 mi
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31. Take the I-40 W exit 10B - go 12 mi
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32. Take the I-40 W exit 1E to Little Rock - go 0.2 mi
33. Take the I-40 W ramp to Little Rock - go 133 mi
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34. Take the I-30 W exit 153B to Little Rock - go 2.5 mi
35. Take the AR-10 exit 141A to Cantrell Rd./Markham St. - go 0.1 mi
36. Take the 2nd St. ramp to Cantrell Rd. (AR-10)/Markham St./Convention Ctr. - go 0.3 mi
37. Bear right at Cumberland St - go 0.1 mi
38. Continue on La Harpe Blvd - go 1.0 mi
39. Bear right at Cantrell Rd - go 1.2 mi

1. Head east from Erasmus St - go 0.0 mi
2. Turn right at Nostrand Ave - go 0.1 mi
3. Turn right at Snyder Ave - go 0.5 mi
4. Turn right at Flatbush Ave - go 1.8 mi
5. Bear right at Grand Army Plz - go 0.0 mi
6. Turn left at Flatbush Ave - go 1.2 mi
7. Bear right at Flatbush Ave Ext - go 0.7 mi
8. Continue on Manhattan Brg - go 1.3 mi
9. Turn left at Canal St - go 0.9 mi
10. Turn right at Holland Tunl and head toward (I-78) - go 1.9 mi
11. Bear left at 14th St - go 0.3 mi
12. Continue on US-1 & 9 S - go 1.2 mi
13. Take the US-1-TRUCK/US-9-TRUC K exit to Jersey City (I-280)/Kearny - go 0.2 mi
14. Bear right at US-1 & 9-TRUCK/US-1-TRUCK/U S-9-TRUCK - go 0.3 mi
15. Bear right at RT-7 W - go 0.2 mi
16. Bear right at Newark Ave - go 0.2 mi
17. Bear right at Newark & Jersey City Tpke - go 2.2 mi
18. Bear right into the I-280 W entry ramp - go 17 mi
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19. Take the I-80 W ramp to Dover/Del Water Gap - go 0.5 mi
20. Merge into I-80 Express Ln W - go 2.2 mi
21. Continue on I-80 W - go 371 mi
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22. Take the I-80 W ramp to Cleveland - go 354 mi
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23. Take the I-80 W/I-94 exit 21 to Illinois Tollway/Des Moines (US-6 W) - go 0.6 mi
24. Bear right onto the I-80 W/I-94 W ramp - go 0.1 mi
25. Take the I-80 W/I-94 W ramp to (IN-51 S) - go 18 mi
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26. Continue on I-294 N/I-80 W toward Wisconsin/Iowa - go 5.0 mi
27. Bear right at I-80 W and head toward Iowa - go 145 mi
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28. Take the I-80 W ramp to Davenport - go 193 mi
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29. Take the I-80 W ramp to Council Bluffs/Omaha - go 1,051 mi
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30. Take the I-15 N/I-80 W ramp to Reno/Salt Lake/2100 So - go 3.6 mi
31. Take the I-80 W exit 311 to Reno/S.L. Int'l Airport - go 651 mi
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32. Take the I-80 W ramp to San Francisco - go 74 mi
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33. Take the I-80 W ramp to San Francisco - go 6.8 mi
34. Take the Harrison St exit to Embarcadero - go 0.3 mi
35. Continue on Fremont St - go 0.4 mi
36. Turn left at Mission St - go 0.3 mi
37. Turn left at New Montgomery St - go 0.0 mi

1. Head east from Erasmus St - go 0.0 mi
2. Turn right at Nostrand Ave - go 0.1 mi
3. Turn right at Snyder Ave - go 0.5 mi
4. Turn right at Flatbush Ave - go 1.8 mi
5. Bear right at Grand Army Plz - go 0.0 mi
6. Turn left at Flatbush Ave - go 1.2 mi
7. Bear right at Flatbush Ave Ext - go 0.7 mi
8. Continue on Manhattan Brg - go 1.3 mi
9. Turn left at Canal St - go 0.9 mi
10. Turn right at Holland Tunl and head toward (I-78) - go 1.9 mi
11. Bear left at 14th St - go 0.3 mi
12. Continue on US-1 & 9 S - go 1.2 mi
13. Take the US-1-TRUCK/US-9-TRUC K exit to Jersey City (I-280)/Kearny - go 0.2 mi
14. Bear right at US-1 & 9-TRUCK/US-1-TRUCK/U S-9-TRUCK - go 0.3 mi
15. Bear right at RT-7 W - go 0.2 mi
16. Bear right at Newark Ave - go 0.2 mi
17. Bear right at Newark & Jersey City Tpke - go 2.2 mi
18. Bear right into the I-280 W entry ramp - go 17 mi
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19. Take the I-80 W ramp to Dover/Del Water Gap - go 0.5 mi
20. Merge into I-80 Express Ln W - go 2.2 mi
21. Continue on I-80 W - go 371 mi
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22. Take the I-80 W ramp to Cleveland - go 354 mi
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23. Continue on I-90 W - go 37 mi
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24. Take the East Ohio St exit 50B - go 0.8 mi
25. Continue on W Ohio St - go 0.2 mi
26. Turn right at N La Salle Blvd - go 0.3 mi

My plan? Show up at LIRR station at Atlantic Station. See how crowded it is. Turn around and go home.

I got to walk across a bridge because some fattey is not happy making $55K to sit in a booth and ignore people.

Total Est. Distance: 340.04 miles

Tavern on the Dean has some great wings, but is a bit pricey and upscale considering how cheap everything else is in the area.

but yeah, Dean goes on forever.

not as much anymore though, i guess. but i used to! all the time!