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thepandamystery (2:06:06 AM): Let me break this band down for you to get a hard-on, I don't have blogs. This is mostly because i was born.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 5 January 2006 07:06 (twenty years ago)

thepandamystery (2:10:22 AM): A sense of ease, Divine-like comes,
and troubles now are hard to parse.
Orion0014 (2:11:03 AM): are you a poet, pandamystery?
thepandamystery (2:11:06 AM): I like order in my thoughts.. And i hope that you are hellfaucet why are you pandamystery.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Thursday, 5 January 2006 07:11 (twenty years ago)

thepandamystery: Have you ever been dismembered by a freight train. Saucy_tramp 05-11-05 1:51 pst (us) uh, No. I don't hate any of its typical foods, And its soft temperate climate, Spring-like throughout the year.
sedated yeti: ugh, tell me about it
thepandamystery: Ugh, Tell me about the effect of industrial hemp seeds and growing permits that should satisfy residual law enforcement agents about the school of the word "dingleberry." It transforms a disgusting concept (a tiny ball of dried shit that is found in many cultures. They also sodomize you with a toaster, A loaf of bread, Now to make you fat.

ohmyface (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 5 January 2006 07:25 (twenty years ago)

?

kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 January 2006 07:28 (twenty years ago)

but,

Yawn (Wintermute), Thursday, 5 January 2006 13:56 (twenty years ago)

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dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Friday, 6 January 2006 05:29 (twenty years ago)

thepandamystery (9:33:04 PM): wizardishungry said: gggirls ggggggone wwwwild iiiisland

Senor Funkapus (9:33:22 PM): ah

thepandamystery (9:33:26 PM): Ah, The snow is sublime.

Senor Funkapus (9:33:36 PM): love is, what i got

thepandamystery (9:33:40 PM): You cant hate the fact that you say or do, I'm hung up, I'm hung up on you.

Senor Funkapus (9:35:17 PM): all caught up in you, hey here Hey here, I'm all caught up in you

thepandamystery (9:35:21 PM): I need love in my possession (yet), But it probably goes something like this: "Wednesday - got up, Brushed my hair. Got brush stuck in hair, Ran around house screaming till nick pulled it out. He called me an ig-no-ra-mus. I looked that word up in you, Hey here hey here, I'm all caught up in you, Hey here hey here, I'm all caught up in the butt, Jon watches.

Senor Funkapus (9:35:41 PM): trapped inna closet?

thepandamystery (9:35:45 PM): You need to take a drug test wensday i smoke weed today how do i bathe, Which typically happens after three or four days. Otherwise self-cleaning feels like a horse, I might get the chance. Porn star jaymes, Who performed raunchy sex acts with another woman in front of nick lachey and pals at a monkey who flung poo at him.

Senor Funkapus (9:36:02 PM): seth's date with stormy

thepandamystery (9:36:06 PM): At this point in her auspicious career, Barbie has toiled in every trade short of stupendous. What you might remember from the old scottish term for "oath-breaker." Generally, Most wiccans and witches only use the term "date rape," Most experts prefer the term "date rape," Most experts prefer the term "date rape," Most experts prefer the term "drug-facilitated sexual assault." These drugs have been known to emit sound from its anus nor to be noize.

Senor Funkapus (9:37:08 PM): i'm adding you as a buddy

thepandamystery (9:37:12 PM): A loser is a mystery to me.

Senor Funkapus (9:37:26 PM): "it is a mystery"

thepandamystery (9:37:30 PM): A loser is a mystery.

kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 6 January 2006 06:08 (twenty years ago)

thepandamystery: Yes, But that's only after a rigorous diet of eucalyptus leaves and is harvested for its stalks before flowering occurs. There is virtually no possibility of marijuana being illicitly grown in the ass! With no lube.

tehresaisbored: well why not?

thepandamystery: Because they have been the incontinental united states, Which is a holy roman faggot.

tehresaisbored: it sure is

thepandamystery: You're as mysteroius as a ninja. The dead sea scrolls were his tools and he must have gone to tara reid's surgeon.

tres letraj (tehresa), Friday, 6 January 2006 06:14 (twenty years ago)

thepandamystery (1:16:44 AM): Yo i live in my shit.
Orion0014 (1:16:57 AM): do you eat it, tho? like with a fuckin fork and knife? like a fuckin meal??
thepandamystery (1:17:00 AM): I eat a lot of me in your tampons.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 6 January 2006 06:17 (twenty years ago)

sedated yeti: what u think of slim thug?
thepandamystery: I can't think of slim thug.
sedated yeti: not at a time like this. never forget 9/11
thepandamystery: 9 In the first time you say either "excuse me" Or "i'm sorry."
sedated yeti: i'm sorry
thepandamystery: So you're the first time you say either "excuse me" Or "i'm sorry."
sedated yeti: excuse me?
thepandamystery: You should probably use some of you who know black dice, There is no excuse salamander you.

ohmyface (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 6 January 2006 06:19 (twenty years ago)

sedated yeti: c'mon baby, give it up
thepandamystery: I aborted my most recent baby with a burger baby and i grew three more, Each with the emblem of the doll world, Comes with a burger baby and i just hadn't planned it.
sedated yeti: you should probably abort that too!
thepandamystery: I will abort.
sedated yeti: good for you! your hubby most be so pwoud :)
thepandamystery: I have dreams about stabbing people in the backyard.
sedated yeti: would those people happen to be burgers inside your womb?
thepandamystery: For scores of people live in your pussy to make it your business to know other stuff instead and many of those people happen to be burgers inside your womb.

ohmyface (Matt Chesnut), Friday, 6 January 2006 06:21 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...
[16:22] brock808: what is it made
[16:22] thepandamystery: hollar
[16:23] brock808: tell me about pandas
[16:23] thepandamystery: no

u_u

sleep (sleep), Monday, 18 September 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

ñ_ñ

jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 18 September 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Nice eyelashes! You use Cover Girl?

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

why you start same thread?

thepandamsytery

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

(i searched "pandamys" or something so this one came up and not the other)

sleep (sleep), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

thepandamystery (5:45:03 PM): Roland: I'm sorry, My dear, You have to find that they are all locked up and leave him. Napoleon looks up and down my body... And then i obtain much hard one.

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://myworld.ebay.com.au/thepandamystery/

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 24 October 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/i.gif

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

now it's only telling me Spaceballs quotes

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 25 October 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

Cyrussaur (9:00:23 PM): adduser SmarterChild
thepandamystery (9:00:25 PM): User SmarterChild added.
Cyrussaur (9:00:30 PM): tell SmarterChild sup
Cyrussaur (9:00:36 PM): tell SmarterChild skip
Cyrussaur (9:00:46 PM): tell SmarterChild 22

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 25 October 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait that doesn't work, I keep forgetting.

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 25 October 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

why doesnt it work

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 25 October 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

SmarterChild forces you to answer questions before it will talk to you, and when you tell thepandamystery to tell other users things it will begin with "(x) says: "

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 25 October 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

aha

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 25 October 2007 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

thepandamystery: Im drilling for oil near your butthole.

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 2 November 2008 05:56 (seventeen years ago)

why is the panda mystery's status message "i am at the flea market buying sunglassess"?

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Sunday, 2 November 2008 06:06 (seventeen years ago)

http://i36.tinypic.com/xdxd8n.png

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 3 November 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

hey lindsay stop lurking

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Monday, 3 November 2008 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.pandamystery.co.uk/gfx/panda_mystery_top.gif

Whiney G. Torture Garden (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 3 November 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)

thepandamystery: It says on your chart that you're fucked up.
You should not have my high school diploma yet, But am going to block you if you keep up the people with the yes yes yall.

corrie ham (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 November 2008 06:21 (seventeen years ago)

thepandamystery: Yes you can.

corrie ham (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 November 2008 06:29 (seventeen years ago)

three weeks pass...

thepandamystery: Www.gofuckyourself.bitch.

mh, Wednesday, 3 December 2008 22:22 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

thepandamystery 5:03 am
I shit in a fucking) ambient listening club >>> Updated every monday" Thread, Except it keeps showing up as "you gots to chill. The ilm (take me home in a fucking) ambient listening club". Obviously, I don't want to have stopped taking depression medication.

ice to see you (crüt), Sunday, 27 June 2010 09:04 (fifteen years ago)

crutis stephens 5:04 am
posting to an ILM "ambient listening club" thread is a great way to stay on your meds
thepandamystery 5:04 am
Jared is a long shot...but the way to stay on your meds.

ice to see you (crüt), Sunday, 27 June 2010 09:04 (fifteen years ago)

thepandamystery
10:25
I had one telephone conversation with dr. Bitch_ after i became aware of its vulnerability with respect to the actual placement of ones brainwaves, Causes it to generate its own right.

paul wallowitz and chaimillionaire - get ya mind kashrut (m bison), Sunday, 27 June 2010 15:25 (fifteen years ago)


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