how hot do you like your buffalo wings?

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HOT!!!!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.conclaveproject.org/media/benphotos/wings2.jpg

― account settings (account), Monday, 9 January 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

medium - not so hot that you can't enjoy the meaty goodness!

― tres letraj (tehresa), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

death

― noizem duke (noize duke), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

suicidal

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

i want my intestinal hairs to be tickled

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:32 (twenty years ago)

i like em in thigh highs and heels

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

i am totally getting some beefalo wings 2nite

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 19:35 (twenty years ago)

beefalo wings? all i can picture is breaded balls of ground beef covered in delicious sauce.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

tip: never put red pepper shakin's directly onto wings

― kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:18 (twenty years ago)

I went to a Hooters in Florida and the wings went: mild, medium, hot, three mile island, 911.

I couldn't imagine something being so hot that you had to call 911 being WORSE than a total nuclear meltdown. I was thinking about someone asking for the "9-11 wings"

Also, they told me "Sit anywhere you're comfortable." The only place I could really think of was "Another restaraunt?"

We only went to make my hardcore x-ian friend uncomfortable.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

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I hate you, Google Image Search.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

hooters is great, u r insane

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

the only downside is the lack of hard liquor

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

I ate wings yesterday. A lot of them!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:26 (twenty years ago)

i've never been to hooters.. is there one in NYC?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

yeah it's on like 57th St.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

is that the one your sister worked at?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

I went there with a couple gay guys once. It was horrible. They bought me a Hooters shirt. If you can even call it a shirt since it covers no part of my upper body really.

xpost no.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

just askin!!

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

there is a hooters JET

http://www.hootersair.com/

― tres letraj (tehresa), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/extras/eeeewww.gif

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

is tonight 10 cent wings night on that place on ave b that used to be pierrot? thats mondays, right...

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

tip: never put red pepper shakin's directly onto wings

NOTE: This tip is for pussies.

― Dan (Real Men Like The Hots) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 January 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

i dated a hooters girl once

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:04 (twenty years ago)

We only went to make my hardcore x-ian friend uncomfortable.

haaaaaa

NOTE: This tip is for pussies.

oh it's ON now. dumping the red pepper directly onto the wings, then shaking it hard enough so that the top pops off the shaker and you get the contents emptied out all over the basket of wings, requiring you to spend the next 20 minutes scraping it offand then giving your wings more the taste of dehydrated plant than actual chicken-like substance.

― kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:06 (twenty years ago)

white running shoes
orange skin
severed wings
tits are like an afterthought now

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

They're turning the old Denny's in my town into a Hooters. It'll be off the interstate between La Quinta Inn and PetSmart.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

Fuck a Hooters. They girls are required to wear pantyhose under those little shorts, which gives them all yeast infections!

Their wings are so good, though.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:24 (twenty years ago)

Well that's just dumb. Don't do that.

― Dan (Easy Peasy) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

They girls are required to wear pantyhose under those little shorts, which gives them all yeast infections!

wait, was this in the menu?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

OMG, women with yeast infections! TEH HORROR

― Dan (Yeast Happens) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 January 2006 21:44 (twenty years ago)

Also: pantyhose doesn't actually give you yeast infections.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

what if they've been soaked in yeast?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

i guess you have to soak them in antibiotics then

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Possibly then. But it's the yeast what causes it, not the pantyhose themselves, and that strikes me as an extraordinary circumstance.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

I put hot sauce on everything except dairy nowadays.

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:10 (twenty years ago)

yeah, lots of women wear pantyhose everyday. what about women who wear skirt suits to work or ballet dancers? do you think they are all walking around with yeast infections?

― tres letraj (tehresa), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:11 (twenty years ago)

they only get yeast infections when they wear sneakers with pantyhose

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:12 (twenty years ago)

I don't get it. Why do they wear sneakers and pantyhose? Isn't sexiness the whole point of Hooters? High heels and bare legs, dammit!

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:16 (twenty years ago)

what about women who put hot sauce in their pantyhose?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:22 (twenty years ago)

chipotle tabasco douche

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:27 (twenty years ago)

Ally, that sounds like the drink you or Tom ordered that night we were hanging out in the cheesily-themed bar downstairs from Jillian's!

― Dan (Tobasco + Tequila = Douche) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Oh please, like I would order something like that. That thing was so foul, oh my god.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

Imagine if it had been a full cocktail and not a shooter!

― Dan (Eurgh) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Did it have like a really catchy name or something? Why did anyone order it? Ugh. Must've been called something like "Devil Piss" or something similarly intriguing.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:48 (twenty years ago)

I think it had the word "Volcano" in the name. I do remember that the drink produced bore absolutely no resemblance to the drink expected. I think I also remember that I drank it.

― Dan (Bleah) Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:53 (twenty years ago)

Well that's just dumb. Don't do that.

oh SURE you tell me now...

― kingfish pibb Xtra (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 9 January 2006 22:59 (twenty years ago)

I saw Michael Ironside in Hooters.

― Mestema (davidcorp), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 10:46 (twenty years ago)

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― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 15:13 (twenty years ago)

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 03:56 (twenty years ago)

yeah, lots of women wear pantyhose everyday.

They get yeast infections from wearing really thick nylons under tiny shorts.

http://www.qwaqwa.com/oldsite/images/lmalone.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

says who? I've known several Hooters employees, none of which got yeast infections. THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION. Become one woman. If you happen to know a lot of Hooters girls with vagina problems, I think (again, because I've known several myself) that it has more to do with things besides pantyhose. Trust me.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 15:15 (twenty years ago)

A woman told me this. I don't fucking know. I can't make this shit up.

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:54 (twenty years ago)

Are you allowed to look at the tits in Hooters? Are you?? Can you leer?

― Mestema (davidcorp), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 16:56 (twenty years ago)

seven years pass...

7 years pass, still never been to hooters

― i guess i'd just rather listen to canned heat? (ian), Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:02 (twelve years ago)

i went once recently with my ex gf because neither of us had ever been to hooters and thought it would be... something. really bleak establishment.

― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:04 (twelve years ago)

that's good ex-ing right there

― goole, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:23 (twelve years ago)

we were broken up already but hanging out. horrible night at hooters.

― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:25 (twelve years ago)

mostly bc of hooters. my ex is great. hooters is awful.

― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:27 (twelve years ago)

in response to the poll question i would say that i like my buffalo wings to be as hot as possible. there is a place in my old college town called blue and gray (gettysburg, pennsylvania lol) that has like, 75 varieties of buffalo wings.

― Treeship, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 00:30 (twelve years ago)

i dated a hooters girl once
― cutty (mcutt), Monday, January 9, 2006 1:04 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what about women who put hot sauce in their pantyhose?
― cutty (mcutt), Monday, January 9, 2006 2:22 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what was he trying to tell us

― the late great, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 01:33 (twelve years ago)

Become one woman.

Ilxors not using the "verb one noun" construction as much these days.

Does hooters have any kind of veggie wings or anything?

― how's life, Tuesday, 11 June 2013 09:46 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHtsy3dqLcw

― pplains, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 13:49 (twelve years ago)

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