Homlesses

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Last night two of my friends were outside standing near a tree in a sidewalk planter. This old homeless chinese dude walks up to the planter and pulls two small boxes out of this big garbage bag full of shit, smiles at my friends and then walks away. They carefully approach the boxes and realize they're two really old pornos in those big boxes vhs tapes used to come in.

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah by the way this happened on 5th avenue

― VIDEO STRESS (blastocyst), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

ahhhh, a lovely modern take on the classic gift of the hobo tale

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 3 February 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

SNAKET: ONLY IN NYC!!!!

― MRSPOOPYPNATS (MRSPOOPYPANTS), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

i bet those boxes are actually from my friend. there was a box of totally gnarsty 70s & 80s vhs porn a friend of a friend had. he decided to get rid of it, and it happened to turn up on everyone's doorstep ding dong ditch style. i bet it made it's way into the hands of nyc bums by now.

― team jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 3 February 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

If you were homeless,you'd be home by now.

― r.o.t.o.r. (davidcorp), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 11:07 (nineteen years ago)

hoborno

― slow jamz and white guy indie acoustic shit (Chris V), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

how are bums supposed to watch this?

― having fun with stockholm cindy on stage (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

there used to be this crazy not speaking much english woman who'd sell broken blender parts and other stuff found in the trash on court street in brooklyn. One day she had 3 tapes marked kids in the hall 1,2,3 in marker, so I bought them. The first two were old kids in the hall, from the Comedy Channel or whatever the precurser to Comedy Network was. The last one was a crappy 80s porn.

What did your friends label their porn videos?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

batman sez he's been in a lot of movies.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

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